RE: Ready to gnaw a tree...

Nah....I gave up day before yesterday....it's a piece of piss....just do it...make your mind up....cold turkey, no negotiation....why let your body be controlled by Big Tobacco...??...haven't they made enough money out of us yet???...I call it the Tobacco Genocide.......get angry, it helps...thumbs up
A bunch of us are giving up on the EU threads...good luck



RE: the person above

Large overripe tomato..laugh tongue

RE: whats better finding true love or best friends

<<<<<....what he said....if I had to choose, I'd take the friendship any day..thumbs up

Slappy Happy Club

I prefer your video clips for the eye...laugh

RE: Why do men living in a relationship mostly have to

I took the trash out this morning.....

Do I get any brownie points??


angel blushing

Slappy Happy Club

Totally awesome....and here we are whining and whinging about how hard it is to leave a packet of ciggies alone....what a bunch of woozes we are....

I think I'm going to slap myself really hard....watch me...


doh doh doh

Ouch!!...Ouch!!!....OUCH!!!!...gosh, I feel better now...


angel

Slappy Happy Club

Nothing like a good slap to get you out of bed....now you're awake, ain't ya??....
Good morning EU, look sharp about it....
What's on the agenda for today then??
applause wave

The Smoking and Honesty Thread...

Ok, well, I'm fine....no hassles here, no craving......but I've chewed all my fingernails off.....does that mean anything...??....it tasted good actually....laugh

The Smoking and Honesty Thread...

I'm less into sugar, but more into serious carbohydrates...Fat Harry's makes the best plate of deep fried chips anywhere...just by writing that, I have put on .3 of a kilogramm.....doh laugh

But an old habit from my student days in the USA.....in the morning, gimme something sweet....coffe and donuts/croissants...and I'm your man...woof woof!!..dancing dog


BONKBUS 3...the journey continues....

Be still, oh my beating heart!!!....laugh doh

RE: cost of a weeks basic groceries for a family of 4

Aaaaahhhh....the joys of being single!!.....eat your heart out babe....grin laugh


RE: Why do I attract older men?

It doesn't depend on the age, it depends on the guy....jmo

RE: Why do I attract older men?

Frankly, I'm shocked..have you sought treatment for this problem??....wow


RE: Why do I attract older men?

Probably.....laugh

RE: Why do I attract older men?

Hey Dilly, I wrote to the 19 year-old who perved my profile, and she wrote back and said "Piss off grandad"....

...do you think she likes me??...grin

RE: Why do I attract older men?

wow yikes, I think I'm toast!!....or maybe more likely a sandwich...daydream laugh


RE: Why do I attract older men?

You just want me for my body Dilly....it's a disgrace...laugh

RE: Why do I attract older men?

But I thought all women look good in the kitchen Dilly??...rolling on the floor laughing doh ....kidding..


RE: Why do I attract older men?

Don't worry about it....far sillier things have been endlessly discussed here, I can assure you...laugh hug


RE: Why do I attract older men?

Well, why not both, and then fall off the chair too...!...doh rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Why do I attract older men?

There's nothing like a slap of honesty in the face to keep it real, innit??...rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Why do I attract older men?

I suppose it's just that we must be a bunch of dirty old geezers...you just ignore us hon..we're harmless.laugh angel

The Smoking and Honesty Thread...

Bloody hell...that was the most elaborate scam I ever saw!...why didn't you just come straight out with it??....I would've sent you a cheque weeks ago!!!..laugh


The Smoking and Honesty Thread...

Yup, I just did...how else to I get you in the sack??....I have no other choice....you drive a hard bargain...frustrated


RE: You will love this one...Cinderella update.......

Oldie, but goodie...applause cats meow

RE: LOTTO Jackpot - Germany - €uro 28 Mio - TODAY ONLY OFFER

Gosh Weddy...you're such a peach!!!....rolling on the floor laughing


The Smoking and Honesty Thread...

Gosh....what a mess...I hope at least you aimed for the ashtray...!!wow


The Smoking and Honesty Thread...

Well, let's take this slow....how about just licking one for starters??....angel

RE: the person above

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing ...oh geez, that was funny......I'm on the floor....doh rolling on the floor laughing


The Smoking and Honesty Thread...

Sleeping with the enemy again Miss?...laugh kiss


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