Back in the 90s and back, in a restaurant, the dirtiest things that was there was the toothpicks. They didn't have them individually wrapped back then. Guy goes in bathroom, hands get splashed, he doesn't wash them, reaches in the pile for a toothpick on his way out. That happening x number of times a day, by the end of the day, the toothpicks were buried in germs and bacteria.
I won't speak for anyone else but I am here for fun and though its a long shot, maybe even meet someone.
Typically those who go out of their way to say "I am nice" are usually not when it comes down to it. A genuinely nice guy may not necessarily be wearing the sign over his head.
RE: In Four Words
Don't trust chili farts