Another frog telephones a psychic and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." "Great!" says the frog. "Will I meet her at a party?" "No," replies the psychic. "Next year - in biology class."
a guy finds a talking frog, it tells him to go vegas and bet 100 on black. he does and wins. then the frog says ,500 red, he does and wins. and so on, and so on. He keeps winning. he finally tells the guy to mortage everything, and all his winnings, and put it on black. it comes up red....the frog said "son of a mother f@#^%$%&&%$!"
Biden's huge vote talllies came in the night When our pollwatchers were kept out of sight And they could easily cheat And claim we got beat. It isn't true, it's not good and not right.
There once was a stolen election That turned out the People's selection Was ahead by a lot Till his chances were shot By Dominion's vote swapping confection.
There were millions of ballots by mail-in Whose signature match was a-failin' They tossed programmed dice And counted them thrice Now Beijing's global plans are smooth sailin'.
Isn't it crazy how every single one of these glitches, goofs, errors and mistakes just happened to have helped Biden? And across six States to boot? HoodahThunkit?
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door. Then a Member of Congress came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Congress was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Members of Congress lined up waiting for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
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But someone in Muppetland goofed badly!
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