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Feb 16, 2009

RE: Celebrity Name Game!

Meryl Streep

I just did that to screw up the game....

OPFeb 16, 2009

My Boyfriend Left Me Because........

Funny how the most stupid of threads claim the most posts and hits.

Forget discussing world hunger or the economy.........

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OPFeb 16, 2009

My Boyfriend Left Me Because........

Personally, I think it was the virgin olive oil that did him in........

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Feb 16, 2009

RE: How to forget fast?

Must have been the donut that did it..........

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OPFeb 16, 2009

My Boyfriend Left Me Because........

Actually this is a satirical thread started by me of that "Boo" thread started earlier, which made no sense at all, unless you were on acid. Then it would become perfectly clear.......

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Feb 16, 2009

RE: How to forget fast?

Two bottles of Jim Beam, a Michael Phelps bong, 2 cabana boys, and a ding dong donut...........

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OPFeb 16, 2009

My Boyfriend Left Me Because........

John, you are not making any sense at all........

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OPFeb 16, 2009

My Boyfriend Left Me Because........

No, but it is the same as stoned armpits.....

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OPFeb 16, 2009

My Boyfriend Left Me Because........

The typewriter kind.......

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Feb 16, 2009

RE: I get boo by when my lover was 5 years junior then me!

Shame on those boo.....ers!

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OPFeb 16, 2009

My Boyfriend Left Me Because........

I have never had an UNreasonable acid trip........

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Feb 16, 2009

RE: Any single woman willing to visit??

I prefer to be called a cougar........

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Feb 16, 2009

RE: Any single woman willing to visit??

If I knew where the hell your country is located I will be on the next plane...........

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OPFeb 16, 2009

My Boyfriend Left Me Because........

P.S. He was 5 years younger than me........

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OPFeb 16, 2009

My Boyfriend Left Me Because........

he said he just couldn't understand me.

All I did was go to the shoe shop to take an aspirin when I got the branch from the oak tree. Then the virgin olive oil called the cocker spaniel to take a walk on the chair. Now all of the soup is over at the neighbor;s lawn with no one to sing to it in the wind.
If I had a penny I would jump the red house next to the flamable gas can.

I don't understand why he left????

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Feb 16, 2009

RE: I get boo by when my lover was 5 years junior then me!

Someone please give me the drugs this OP is on...the thread made no sense at all.

BUT anyhoo

The car is red and if you see the man in the green Stetson waving then go the grocery store and find a penny. I came from the ladder and need to see an onion or the duck will sing into the wind. The mountain cried to the waiter at my last stop......

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Feb 16, 2009

RE: Funniest movie quotes ever

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" from the "Godfather" when the producer finds his thoroughbred race horse's head in his bed.

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Feb 16, 2009