The new Texas preacher was a dead ringer for Conway Twitty, the country music singer.
One day he decided to visit some of the church members who hadn't been to service lately.
He went to the first lady's house and knocked on the door. When she answered the door, she said, " Conway Twitty!"
"No ma'am," he replied. "I'm your new pastor, and I came to have prayer with you." So she said come right on in.
He visited several more homes, and everyone thought he was Conway Twitty.
Then he came to a young widow woman's house on the end of the street. She was taking a shower at the time, so she just wrapped a towel around her and opened the door.
When she saw her caller, she threw up her hands - which allowed the towel to fall to the floor.
Actually it's very often decent women who meet up with scoundrels, and mistakenly trust them because their past experiences have taught them that people are trustworthy. At some point everyone goes through some disillusionment about that, but it sounds like the OP had it tougher than most.
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I stepped in it and now my slippers are stuck to the floor.
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What (little) I wasted my time watching tonight, smelled pretty bad.