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RE: looking a sponsorship for Europe or Australia

You big winsome booger

RE: I'm Building An Ark (stage 1).......

Hey Serene, do you fancy sharing a bunk with me?

RE: Seems My Days of our Lives Thread

That sounds dodgey and gay

RE: Don't Let the Trolls Get You Down

wine wine wine

RE: Don't Let the Trolls Get You Down

I´ll open the rioja!

RE: looking a sponsorship for Europe or Australia

I was asked if I had a criminal record, I said I didn´t think you needed one to get in these days

RE: I'm Building An Ark (stage 1).......

Thanks, what is it?

RE: Don't Let the Trolls Get You Down

I have sea views from my pad ta very much, and nice weather toocool

RE: I'm either blocked or the participant don't exist anymore

They´re probably drunk and trying to type with one eye open, or lying in a gutter with no money or memory. I may or may not have offended the Irish community, I just don´t know yet.

RE: yummy cup cakes/ stickey date pud/ Yeh Right!

I´ld cover you in sticky cake mix, bake you and then dunk you in my tea, a nice sophia slice

RE: Don't Let the Trolls Get You Down

Will dothumbs up

RE: Looking for my soul mate . Could I be your soul mate

I can´t see it working actually Tim, he´s looking for a sugar daddy and you´re just too poor to score!

RE: Don't Let the Trolls Get You Down

I´m over here and you´ll love it!!yay

RE: Don't Let the Trolls Get You Down

But you´ll like it in here, we all dosheep playball dancingsanta

RE: looking a sponsorship for Europe or Australia

I meant literally stay in your field. Don´t come here trying to take the piss!!

RE: looking a sponsorship for Europe or Australia

Stay in your field

RE: moment of wisdom

You´ve seen more c*ck than a toilet seat

RE: Cruelty to Animals & People!

Can´t you whip me instead?

RE: I'm Building An Ark (stage 1).......

I want a penthouse and don´t drill any peep holes in the toilet wall either!

RE: Don't Let the Trolls Get You Down

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese don´t...I beg yateddybear

RE: Dumping SomeOne

When I dumped my wife I got fined for fly tipping by the police

RE: Don't Let the Trolls Get You Down

Mmmmmmmmmmmmhug

RE: Cruelty to Animals & People!

Guilty as charged Miss Roach!! What´s me punishment going to be?

RE: moment of wisdom

Yes, yes, very true, I look for women with a mattress attached to their back, they are the most delicious kind of women for me

RE: Cruelty to Animals & People!

Game on boxing heart wings

RE: Cruelty to Animals & People!

Too true! Got some mint sauce and boxing gloves in the car, I´ll see what else I can dig up

RE: Cruelty to Animals & People!

Give me a clue then, I can still buy stuff from the petrol station

RE: yummy cup cakes/ stickey date pud/ Yeh Right!

It´s a bold claim but can you now prove it?

RE: Cruelty to Animals & People!

Paradise for you, not sure for me, depends what you let me do

RE: Cruelty to Animals & People!

If it keeps you awake just think of a night with me and you´ll soon forget those nightmareslips lips lips

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