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Hats off to immigrants

Will I get into trouble for this one?laugh

Hats off to immigrants

I take my hat off to immigrants that arrive here. That´s because I´ve written "Go Away" on my head.

Next British Prime Minister...Who?

If it´s Theresa May who´s going to do the hoovering at her house as she´ll be far too busy to do it herself?

I took a day off today

Lost my job as a calendar maker thoughmoping

RE: Adelaide Oyster Bar Get together

Twerps invading? I was born here!

RE: I am looking for hosest friends, ages 56 66+

She told me right after she told me how good I was.

Women and movies

When a woman watches a movie alone who answers all her questions?

RE: Toy Dobie's

What´s a toy dobie? Is it one of those fekin Japanese things? Batteries included?

RE: Adelaide Oyster Bar Get together

Is it the Blue Oyster?shimmy

RE: Do certain smells bring back memories of your childhood .

Germaline chewing gum

Do thunderstorms make you sad?

Listen pal, I´ll call you pal coz you look like a lump of dog meat

RE: I am looking for hosest friends, ages 56 66+

She had a lucky escape

Do thunderstorms make you sad?

Get with the programme sister!laugh

RE: Tonight Bollywood Evening, Brussels

Thought you died in an elevater a few months ago?

RE: Would You Make out With

Yes!hug

Do thunderstorms make you sad?

We split up when I found out he was gay

Do thunderstorms make you sad?

I might buy a little tent for her birthday

Do thunderstorms make you sad?

My wife was looking through the window with a sad face during last nights thunderstorm. I didn´t let her in though.

RE: In the morning I wake up to the sound of...?

A nagging lady

RE: faith in god

I bought her from a catalogue.

One word about the person above you

Flange

Jexit-should I leave?

Currently we´re heading for the divorce courtssmoking

One word about the person above you

Cheesypuff

RE: faith in god

Are you describing marriage?

RE: females

Yes, and what´s more is that black eyes are the new red this summer

RE: United Ireland

Tossers like Sturgeon and others from the Remain campaign who can´t/wont accept the result

RE: Football

help moping help

RE: United Ireland

I read that about Scotland but EU told them they can´t just leave UK and join EU so easily as Sturgeon thinks, and they only had a referendum a couple of years ago and voted to stay in UK. Why can´t all these tossers accept the results of the vote?

RE: United Ireland

Then they should leave Great Britain and jump on the sinking EU ship, that´ll save UK Government even more money

RE: Drinks/Coffee

I´ll be there about 3pm wearing a red scarf and Micky Mouse ears

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