Jimmy5IAJimmy5IA Forum Posts (1,592)

RE: Split the difference!!

What a load of old tosh! Are you trying to keep the 18 year old fillies from my door??? Not on your nelly Mrs!!

RE: The worst film to watch in place of torture

Weekend at Bernies

What will happen next.....

I´ld counter your flame gun with my ice gun and then leather you with my stick

RE: We need a rest room

You remind me of a fat xmas log refusing to be flushed away

RE: We need a rest room

Just came in for a quick dump...give it 20 minutes yeah?

RE: Happy Birthday.s Libran.s

I don´t like Librans, we clash heads, so no happy wishes from me I´m afraid, just that I hope you all step in dog poo and it´s really difficult to clean off, you know, when it´s right in the grooves of your shoes.

What will happen next.....

Ladybouquet

What will happen next.....

You were trained to play an irritating drum and march around town dressed as a fireman!! You can have your guns and knives, they´re no match for Jimmys swift hands and a roundhouse to your temple to finish you off in styleguitar guitar guitar boxing

RE: fling

Damn you! Well OK, let´s team up, I´ll be your wing mansmoking buddies

RE: fling

Have you got a hot sister? You pimping some biaatches?

RE: Domesticated!

I do enjoy a bit of yoga and pilates

What will happen next.....

In a scrap on the grass I would kick your old saggy balls to kingdom come!!

RE: Domesticated!

Your not you´re.....jeez I keep doing this tonight!!

RE: Domesticated!

Who´s Ulay? You´re Turkish boyfriend???

RE: Brain Teaser!

You´re not your...bad jimmy5ia

RE: Domesticated!

Have you been rubbing something on your face??? You look different

RE: Domesticated!

That´s true, I dial rent-a-hole in these situations

RE: What's happening socially in Canada?

I´ve brought my hockey socks and stick!!!! Let me in!! Woooooooooooooo hooooooooooooooooooolaugh laugh laugh

RE: Brain Teaser!

This is a con! I answered the question, now where´s my prize??? I bet your not even a real roach...probably a perch or a salmon, yeah..annasalmon!

RE: Domesticated!

Can you suck your own willy?

RE: don't post anything on this thread

cok piss

RE: Hey Beautiful

One2note´s hands

RE: Brain Teaser!

Thanks, where´s my girl then?

RE: Change of career

You could drop the drums and take up something more you, like the recorder. No need to thank me for the career advice, it´s what I do

RE: Brain Teaser!

You are allowed to be a masterpiece and a progress in work simultaneously

RE: Which would you miss the most if you had to go back in time?

Trimmed minges

RE: Brain Teaser!

You are allowed to be a masterpiece in work and a progress simultaneously

RE: Say Anything 2016

Swing it bitches!!boogie boogie boogie boogie

What will happen next.....

Is it time to mount my machine gun on my car?

RE: Brain Teaser!

You are allowed to be a progress in work and a masterpiece simultaneously

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