Can You Touch Me Sweetly?

thank you

RE: Tips to understanding men

yes i undertood that in the first post

and my comment where done with hummor
but she took it seriously

it seems some females here belive that i have to take things with hummor when the post rude comments in my serious threads, but they cannot take a joke in their humor threads (they have to take it seriously)


please reread her first comment to my post, and tell me that she said it with humor? the words were said in a serious way, and no emoticon to show any laught



another prouve they did not took it with humor same person that also claims that is humor when she post rude coment in my threads

i am looking to undertand the hummor in the post after my first one

Can You Touch Me Sweetly?

i had no clue you were a trangender

thank you for enlighting me

RE: Tips to understanding men

will you please explain me all her coment starting from the first one where she quote me

thank you for enlighting me

RE: Tips to understanding men

i might not

i dont see any hummor there

RE: Tips to understanding men

i dont get your message

RE: Tips to understanding men

"UH HUH," " mean absolutely nothing. or expresing surprice

"SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR a way to ackowledge and tell you at the same time my feelings towards you

RE: Are you afraid to fall in love again.

i am not afraid to fall in love again

but i am scared to death she will fall in love with me

RE: Tips to understanding men

CAN I HELP WITH DINNER an honest offer to help you and let you relax

IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN you are not smart enought to undertand

I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES i dont need a special ocation to give flowers

Can You Touch Me Sweetly?

no
thank you for the nice comment

a e-mail i received - i want to share with you

you are welcome

RE: I need advise

excellent

RE: Smoking should be banned in all public places

are you blind?

are you unaware f the improuemnts

if your taxes have not been doubled then the salaries of the politicians could not be doubled

ask then how much their life style improuved after doubling your taxes

i know
i know

yu were not talking abut those improuvements, but be positive
thise are also improuvements too

a e-mail i received - i want to share with you

thank you

RE: age matters??

in general in yours age *his and yours) females are much more maure than males

thins if past the first stage you will have tings in common

or as most cases happens, will you teach him abut life, how to treat females and later he will dump you for some one younger than himself. and then you will realized you have lost yur beautiful yeas with some one that was an illusion


go with yur hear, but use your head to
and move with caution

IF ONLY

thank youbouquet

HE

no, thank you for your comments

they are highly apretiated

a e-mail i received - i want to share with you

To: YOU
Date: TODAY
From: GOD (anyt gog, or whatever you want to call it)
Subject: YOURSELF
Reference: LIFE

This is God. Today I will be handling All of your problems for you. I do Not need your help. So, have a nice day.
I love you.


P.S. And, remember...

If life happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot handle, do Not attempt to resolve it yourself! Kindly put it in the SFGTD (something for God to do) box. I will get to it in MY TIME. All situations will be resolved, but in My time, not yours.

Once the matter is placed into the box, do not hold onto it by worrying about it. Instead, focus on all the wonderful things that are present in your life now.

If you find yourself stuck in traffic, don't despair. There are people in this world for whom driving is an unheard of privilege.

Should you have a bad day at work; think of the man who has been out of work for years.

Should you despair over a relationship gone bad; think of the person who has never known what it's like to love and be loved in return.

Should you grieve the passing of another weekend; think of the woman in dire straits, working twelve hours a day, seven days a week to feed her children.

Should your car break down, leaving you miles away from assistance; think of the paraplegic who would love the opportunity to take that walk.

Should you notice a new gray hair in the mirror; think of the cancer patient in chemo who wishes she had hair to examine.

Should you find yourself at a loss and pondering what is life all about, asking what is my purpose? Be thankful. There are those who didn't live long enough to get the opportunity.

Should you find yourself the victim of other people's bitterness, ignorance, smallness or insecurities; remember, things could be worse. You could be one of them!

Should you decide to send this to a friend; Thank you. You may have touched their life in ways you will never know!
Now, you have a nice day.


God

RE: long distance relationship

if both want to make it work, they can do it

twice in my life, i dated some one from a diferent country
we did not develop a elationship as when we got to know each other beter we were not what the other was looking

at no point i felt the long distance was an issue

RE: Idiot Quote of the Century:

funny, but sad
many times we said things we dont intend to say on the heat of an argument

RE: should profits of corporations and CEO bonuses be controlled?

i belive they should not be regulated
but i also belive in that they have to do things on their own

but, when the govermen sizes people property (on the name of public domain for just pennies) to give those propertied to the big corporations for free, then the goverment should regulate the profit of those corporations

but the goverment will not regulate anything as those corporations are the ones paying for they hight life style

RE: Two Hearts Planning To Meet!!!

my best wishes for happiness

Can You Touch Me Sweetly?

thank you

IF ONLY

thank you

RE: Thoughts

not pathetic

you are one in a kind

congratulations

RE: Come cheer me up thread

Wabbits


A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest
little lisp, between two missing teeth,

"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks,

"Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees,
leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,

"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."

RE: When do you know that it's time to go to sleep, after a long CS day?

when i get tired of the BS in the forums

RE: best/worst thread topics

hi Morgan

beer

HE

all the poems i have posted (there are severa you are invited to read theml) where writen from the female perspective

you better than me can say how acurate those words are

HE

[quote=Zellarrone1Ahem, my posts were about the topic, you are just never happy

Lovely poem by the way, I just hope "he" appreciates it whoever he is

poetry is just poetry
you did no mention to the poem, but what you thought were my intentions

why is that a poem has to be dedicated to some one?

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