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RE: lookalikes who do you look like.

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RE: lookalikes who do you look like.

I look like the unknown comic.....gift

RE: Hello mothers

I like to wish all Mothers a happy one. you all deserve it, bless you allheart beating

3.99 a gallon of gas

They are all funnyrolling on the floor laughing thumbs up

RE: true story

Sad story Mastic55 didn't get layed in 6 months any girls on C.S willing to make this a happy ending.rolling on the floor laughing

RE: true story

Why are you sad?

RE: true story

If it happened when you were in kindergarten and your 31 it must have been 26 years ago. Try looking it up on the net...

RE: Einstein.

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing if they are as high as 80 in real life.

RE: true story

I hope that story isn't true. Really sad.

3.99 a gallon of gas

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A cargo ship hired by the U.S. military fired warning shots at approaching boats in the Gulf, the U.S. Navy said on Friday, underscoring tension in the region as the Pentagon sharpened its warnings to Iran.

According to American defense officials, the Westward Venture cargo ship chartered by the U.S. Defense Department was traveling in international waters when two unidentified small boats approached on Thursday.

After the boats failed to respond to radio queries and a warning flare, the cargo ship's security team fired "a few bursts" of machine gun and rifle warning shots, according to Cmdr. Lydia Robertson, a spokeswoman for the U.S. Navy's Bahrain-based Fifth Fleet.

"The small boats left the area a short time later," she said by telephone. "They were able to avoid a serious incident by following the procedures that we use."

The news helped push oil prices up more than $3 to $119.50 a barrel -- within striking distance of the record $119.90 hit earlier this week -- as traders worried escalating tensions in the region could eventually disrupt crude shipments.

U.S. defense officials, speaking only on condition of anonymity, first said they suspected the boats were Iranian.

But a Fifth Fleet spokeswoman quickly backed away from that charge.

"We cannot speculate on who they are. We just don't know. We have no proof of who they were," said Lt. Stephanie Murdoch, another spokeswoman for the Fifth Fleet.

In Tehran, an Iranian navy source denied that any confrontation had occurred with a U.S. ship in the Gulf. But the source, quoted by a journalist for Iran's state-owned Arabic Al-Alam TV channel, said any shooting that may have occurred could have targeted a non-Iranian vessel.

SIMMERING TENSION

Relations between Washington and Tehran are tense over Iran's nuclear program and who is to blame for ongoing violence in Iraq. Hostile rhetoric and close encounters in the Gulf have fueled speculation that the United States may be planning some sort of military action against Tehran.

U.S. charges of Iranian involvement in threats against its ships have also contributed to the tension.

In January, for example, the United States said five small Iranian speed boats aggressively approached three U.S. Navy ships in the Strait of Hormuz, a critical crude oil shipping route. During the confrontation, a radio message was received warning the U.S. ships they could explode within minutes.

But Iran said its boats were simply trying to identify the U.S. vessels and maritime experts said the threatening message may have come not from the Iranian boats but from a radio heckler known as "the Filipino monkey."

In March, another U.S. military-chartered ship preparing to cross the Suez Canal fired warning shots at a small boat, killing an Egyptian on board.

The latest incident came as America's top military officer charged Iran with increasing support for Iraqi militias and warned that the United States had military options to force Tehran to stop.

"When I say I don't want to take any military options off the table, that certainly more than implies that we have military options," said Adm. Michael Mullen, chairman of the U.S. Joint Chiefs of Staff. "That kind of planning activity has been going on for a long time. I think it will go on for some time into the future," he told reporters

While U.S. officials repeatedly deny plans to strike Iran, they have not closed the door completely on military action.

"Another war in the Middle East is the last thing we need and, in fact, I believe it would be disastrous on a number of levels," Defense Secretary Robert Gates said this week.

"But the military option must be kept on the table given the destabilizing policies of the regime and the risks inherent in a future Iranian nuclear threat -- either directly or through proliferation."

(Additional reporting by Andrew Gray in Washington and Mohammed Abbas in Manama, Editing by Chr

3.99 a gallon of gas

One of out hired ships fired on Iran's ship and the top man said he was going to raise the price because he can.

3.99 a gallon of gas

Thar is true and I think everyone knows itthumbs up

RE: WHO ARE THE BEST FILMMAKERS ? SHOULD AFRICAN PEOPLE BE BANNED FROM MAKING FILMS ?

Wasn't that" White men can"t jump.".rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Newie at the forums

Welcome and enjoy, it's fun and sometimes just outright nut's.

3.99 a gallon of gas

True, the thing that bothers me is they just raise the barrels because they want to, not because they have to.

3.99 a gallon of gas

O,norolling on the floor laughing thumbs up

3.99 a gallon of gas

Your right, good point, any ideas on how to get Desmonds gas card?rolling on the floor laughing

RE: other songs, lyrics and chords?? ;-}

Song Lyrics: "They're Coming to Take me Away, Ha-haaa!"
Recorded by: "Napoleon XIV (aka Jerry Samuels)" 1966

Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go beserk

Well you left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind

And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa

You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I said
That losing you would make me flip my lid

Right? You know you laughed
I heard you laugh. You laughed
You laughed and laughed and then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad

And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa

I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind unselfish, loving deeds
Ha! Well you just wait
They'll find you yet and when they do
They'll put you in the A.S.P.C.A.
You mangy mutt

And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
They're coming to take me away ha haaa ho ho hee hee
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats

And they're coming to take me away
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa!

RE: older women younger man

Younger or older, a match is what counts.

3.99 a gallon of gas

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3.99 a gallon of gas

Thats truecheers

3.99 a gallon of gas

I'm going to add to my profile "Wanted Chick with car"rolling on the floor laughing

3.99 a gallon of gas

This is nut's , I payed 399.9/10 per gal for reg.....it will be over 5 bucks buy mid summer........frustrated

RE: thanks alot

This to shall come to pass..angel

RE: Best lovers?

That was good...you got methumbs up rolling on the floor laughing

RE: There was a place crash in Poland

thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing thanks

RE: There was a place crash in Poland

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RE: hahaha My daughter just asked me..

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RE: older women younger man

The girls call me ACTION JACKSONrolling on the floor laughing

RE: older women younger man

I would like to try to date an older woman, in the past they were younger,I'm 53 and my last girlfriend is 42 and the other were younger too, I didn't plan it that way it just happened, I kinda had a crush on a girl here that was over five years older than me, I emailed her with no reply from her,guess that means no...but I would like to date a girl that remembers the beatles the 60's and things like that.

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