Personality....?! The only thing of any significance I'd ever want to change in MY life would be my looks (and then my personality would automatically change for the better along with it!). God! I sound so vain at times!
Whaddya mean, "What gives"...? Has it not occurred to you that women happen to LIKE fast cars and motorbikes, and that if by chance one of these fancy machines happens to come complete with some pea-brained owner, then they might even find SOME use for him also...?!
ANYTHING to keep your minds off what they're REALLY putting into your teeth (and what it's doing to you!)... Here I go again, writing to a brick wall...!!! WAKE UP...?! Forget it!
Do you really think that "statistics" make any sense at all in the psychic world...? Look deeper inside and you'll come to realize that "you" don't even exist. You're just a "persona" - a mask. Although mind you, I really did see a ghost once on the ghost train at the fair...
OK, here's a Norwegian pilot's joke then... A Norwegian pilot had to make an emergency landing at an unfamiliar airport, and was told to be careful because the runway was not very long. So when he finally managed to land the plane he looked out of the side windows and said: "You weren't bloody kidding when you said that it was a short runway...!But mind you, I've never seen such a wide one in all my life..!" PLUS I'm good looking too...! When I was in Norway a few months back I couldn't believe how many of the Norwegians the reptiles have managed to turn into nicotine addicts! The whole city stank of their disgusting smoke!
The problem with being honest is that it invariably offends. If you were psychologically evolved enough not to be offended by my honesty towards you then I COULD be honest with you. But if you were not evolved enough, then I'd be forced to be "dishonest" with you if I had reasons not to want to offend you.
I wrote " 'say' an African dying of..." It's of no importance whatever the race of this hypothetical person. I'm asking what would YOU do if the button was placed in front of you....
You realize that you're not THAT cursed as to having to stand above the rubble of your house after an earthquake with the rest of your family buried below...
Well, the Swedish female customs officers are. Everytime they pull me over in my car thinking I'm carrying illegal drugs but fail to find any, they ALWAYS end up having to call in the male officers to get a second opinion. And then I have to try to educate them that it's more the LEGAL drugs pushers that they should be concentating on! But on that point they BOTH appear to be inferior!
No, that was me being sarcastic. You claimed that no one in this world would kill for money and that no one would think any different from that. But bearing in mind the countless people who already HAVE been killed in this world because of money, I simply had to resort to the lowest form of wit.
I can only assure you that I would never even think for a moment of pressing the button myself (I'd get someone else to do it and go 50/50!). Just kidding!
Question: If there was a button placed in front of you that would automatically make you one billion dollars richer if you pressed it, but at the same time would kill say some obscure African already dying of AIDS somewhere in Africa, would you: 1) Press it immediately... 2) Never even think for a moment of pressing it... 3) Think for awhile and try justifying it before pressing it...
Never thought of that! I'm now gonna try praying fervently for a Lear Jet and a harem of five hundred photo-models to fly around the sky with....PLUS every last bottle of Chateau Latour from the wine cellars of France...! You're right! You've gotta pray BIGTIME!
Well, as you're in Spain, how about a "Spanish In'quiz'ition"...? The contestants can be tied to a rack and stretched if they can't answer correctly. Now that's GOT to be a hit!
Did Janis Joplin ever get her Mercedes Benz...?! No! Did I ever get my Ferrari or Aston Martin...?! No! Have you found your perfect guy...?! No! Have I found my perfect photo-model female...?! No! It seems that the odds are against God answering prayers!
Well, if the person has no ties, then I'd say it'd be best to call the whole thing off! Any self-respecting gentleman wouldn't dream of travelling 2000 kilometres to meet a woman without wearing a decent tie!
Well first you have to take the square root of love and then find the lowest common denominator before applying it to the axis/graph theory. Then the reaction time of the falling (in love) would be minimal assuming all conditions to be constant. However, when applying this to the Eisenstein quantum "one u uv not seen" hypothesis, plotting the axis on the graph begins taking place once the "falling in love" reaction time is squared to the power of 4.....Yawn!
Because older women like young lovers as much as men do! Never mind "they're" all the same! More like "WE'RE" all the same! Alas, if ONLY the mind developed as quickly as the body!
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RE: Where is everyone??
If you really HAVE been "desserted", then I'd be very happy to have you for dessert....