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RE: So far so good.

Hi hun, My weather alert radio is going off, telling us we are in a blizzard warning until Saturday. I pretty much had that figured out when I looked out and saw my door is drifted in once again.

MERRY CHRISTMAS & HAPPY NEW YEAR to you NMP

RE: So far so good.

Paws you look very dapper in that hat MERRY CHRISTMAS to you. I am snowed in so have no choice but to sit here in my apartment. Playing a little on the net, checking out the forums and having a little eggnog and rum.

RE: What is the REAL reason for the season?

In case it does not work it is:

Christmas With A Capital C---Go Fish Guys

Little Known Christmas Fact

Hi nfowler, Are the voices speaking again?

Little Known Christmas Fact

Not long ago and far away, Santa was ready for his annual trip...but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves were sick and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones. So Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa the her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went out to harness the reindeer, he found the 3 of them were about to give birth and 2 had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had hidden the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration he dropped the coffee pot and it broke into a hundred little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from.

Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. Tha angel said," Wherewould you like to put this tree Santa?"

And that my firends is how the little angel came to be on top of the Christmas tree.

You Know You Have Had Too Much Christmas Cheer When

You hear someone say," Call a Priest"

You are at the dinner table and you ask the hostess to please pass the bedpan.

You Know You Have Had Too Much Christmas Cheer When

1.You notice your tie sticking out of your fly.

2.Someone uses your tongue for a coaster.

3.You start kissing the portraits on the wall.

4.You see your underwear hanging from the ceiling fan.

5.You have to hold onto the floor to keep from sliding off.

6.You strike a match and light your nose.

7.You take off your shoes and go wading in the spiked eggnog.

8.You hear a duck quacking and it's you.

9.You complain about the small bathroom after emerging from the closet.

10.You refill your glass from the fish bowl.

11.You tell everyone you are going home now, but the party is at your place.

12.You ask for another ice cube for later and put it in your pocket.

13.You yawn at the biggest bore in the room and realize you are in front of the hall mirror.

14.You pick up a roll and butter your watch.

15.You take out your hanky and blow your ear.

16.You waste your best joke on the rubber plant.

17.You realize you are the only one under the coffee table.

RE: A MESSAGE FOR THE MODS AND OWNERS OF THIS SITE

I so agree with MERRY CHRISTMAS & HAPPY NEW YEAR Mods

Thank You for finallly giving us all those new emoticons, especially the coffee.

RE: I NEVER KNOW WHEN I'M BEING FLIRTED WITH

When I see you, and you look my way,
We know it's only the good byes, that are meant to be.

SASSY

When I gaze upon your masculine body
And I softly lick my lips
You turn to gaze into my eyes
I have you mesmerized.

SASSY

RE: I NEVER KNOW WHEN I'M BEING FLIRTED WITH

Hi WW, Not sure if you mean on the net or in real life, but if I want to go beyond flirting for fun on here I send personal messages or an e-card. Did that twice and before I knew what happened they were gone. Another way may be if they I'M you and add a little kiss every once in awhile. In real life if I am attracted to someone which believe me I have had very little practice with, I use my eyes.

RE: I NEVER KNOW WHEN I'M BEING FLIRTED WITH

Hi Gordy, Nice to see you again.

RE: THE MEANING OF ANY WORD

When I called someone a dickhead, please understand it was meant to let you know I think you are an obnoxious idiot.

RE: Sarcasim and smartass remarks

correction: mo= no

RE: Sarcasim and smartass remarks

Don't say your just looking for someone honest and loving and what is on the outside makes mo difference. Just makes me friggin' laugh when I read that.

Christmas Cookie Rules

As you can see my HEMI sits right up on his butt and begs for more.

Christmas Cookie Rules

Ahhhhh Won't we all LF, won't we all.

Christmas Cookie Rules

Did you know that knowledge tells you a tomato is fruit. Intelligence tells you it does not go in a fruit salad. Just in case you are thinking of making a fruit salad while baking those wonderful calorie free Christmas cookies.

RE: New EMOS

Like your new look Boban, Have a cup of coffee on me (OOPS) that could have a double meaning so have a cup of coffee with me

RE: New EMOS

I have asked a few times for a coffee emoticon and bless the moderators. Not only do we have two coffees but several others.

Christmas Cookie Rules

Received this from a friend so decided to pass it along to all my CS friends who are enjoying the Christmas cookie with coffee We finally got the coffee emote

1. If you eat a Christmas cookie fresh out of the oven, it has no calories because everyone knows that the first cookie is the test and thus calorie free.

2, If you drink a diet soda after eating your second cookie, it also has no calories because the diet soda cancels out the cookie calories.

3. If a friend comes over while you are making your Christmas cookies and needs to sample, you must sample with your friend. Because your friends first cookie is calorie free(rule#1)yours is also. It would be rude to let your friend sample alone and, being the friend that you are, that makes your cookie calorie free.

4. Any cookie calories consumed while walking around will fall to your feet and eventually fall off as you move. This is due to gravity and density of the calorie mass.

5.Any calories consumed during the frosting of the Christmas cookies will be used up because it takes many calories to lick excess frosting from a knife without cutting your tongue.

6. Cookies colored red or green have very few calories. Red ones have 3 and green ones have 5-one for each letter. Make more red ones!
7.Cookies eaten while watching,"Miracle On 34th Street" have no calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of ones personal fuel.
8.As always, cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breaking causes calorie leakage.
9.Any cookies consumed from someone else's plate have no calories since the calories rightfully belong to the other person and will cling to their plate. We all know how calories like to CLING!
10.Any cookies consumed while feeling stressed have no calories because cookies used for medicinal purposes NEVER have calories. It's a rule.

So go out and enjoy those Christmas Cookies. We only get them this time of year. MERRY CHRISTMAS

RE: What is Christmas to you?

I enjoy the getting together with family and friends if they have no place to go. Reminiscing on past holidays, having a good meal, relaxing after clean-up to watch football, etc. Then in there somewhere watching the grandkids open their gifts. Also making sure why we celibrate Christmas is made known. Yes, we have had non-believers at many of our Christmas get togethers. But on this day we respect each others belief and do not get into a religious discussion. I guess that did not come out right, because they are friends and we respect them and they us all year. Just this day we and they give a short reason why we are together.

RE: boohoo

Bend over and pick up that soap.

RE: boohoo

Listen Mister, I am the head nurse and I said come with me so I can get you showered, shaved and ready for bed.

RE: What has happened to you since you've been on Connecting Singles?

I have been here off and on for around 5 years. Met one person from Australia and he has become my best friend. Have a handful of friends. My expectations are not too high as it seems most men are not too keen on traveling to Nebraska.

RE: boohoo

Sorry to read that LF. Was he someone you met on CS?

RE: FROM JESUS TO CHRIST ON PBS

I just got in after having dinner with my son and grandaughter. Have missed most of it so will wait for the re-run.

RE: Old Guy Memories

Talk Back Tremblin' Lips----Johnny Tillotson

RE: Old Guy Memories

Oh my gosh Conrad, another one I haven't heard in forever.

RE: Old Guy Memories

Incense and Peppermints--- Strawberry Alarm Clock

RE: What Song Would You Play For Your Secret Love?

So good to see you luv, Damn why are you soooo far away. Such a gentleman as you, very rare indeed.