Brunette Forum Posts (1,305)

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Hey big sis, how are you?

Get your kit on girl and let's have some fun....lets show these TOUGH guys what we are really made of

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Offensive?? What are you talking about Rusty? I innocently asked a question: Are you a man or a mouse after you stated you are afraid of women mentioning elsatic bands!!

Now regarding your idea to cover me in cheese and eat me up...thanks but NO THANKS!

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Thank you therass for the nice description, In reality I never had problems with myself being dainty...as long as my personaity is strong and Ive got thick skin, i'll cope well in this world

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Im up for another session of pole dancing, dont know where all this energy is coming from!! Maybe its called holiday excitment

Hey you boys, what the heck are you waiting for? We are still waiting for the full Monty...shame Costadan didnt see my proposal though

What am I missing?

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Oh thank you darlin'

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Won't half a pint do? Im afraid I dont qualify as a pint....a pint is big

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There is a price for looking good If only you think about what us girls go through to look good...high heels, waxing, mascara in our eyes just to name a few

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Of course what else could it be?

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Just keep wearing them no matter how much they irritate you LOL

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Of course its tall compared to my shrimp size 5"3

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No not obsessed, lets just say I like the effect...although natural is always best

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Yeah I think it suits you, you say youre tall and stocky in your profile...and NO not a horrible giant like that one!! Had something else in mind

Laccy bands...hmmm...Im keeping my hair up with them at the moment

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You cant paint everyone with the same brush dear.... In fact you stated...SOME people People on CS forum ALL behave nicely towards you, have you noticed you are now being addressed as Sir KT?

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Hey Killingtime, Do you get along better with rats maybe? Or Hyenas? Or is it Lizards?

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Good morning everyone,

Im getting more and more cheerful everyday, just bare with me today and tomorrow and I promise that I will leave you alone as much as I can in the next 4 weeks.

Nothing scary about an elastic band Rusty!! Are you a man or a mouse??!!

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Thank you Wobbewt, Ill try to keep my hair tied back with the elastic bands

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In my opinion we need the scandinavian hunk...COSTADAN Or The British gentle giant LOVABOY

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Hmmm not sure, still sussing you out.

Seems liek we are the only two here tonight, so we have to postpone the full monty...it better be good after all this waiting!

So we officially have: Jacko, Therass, Rusty as hell & killingtime at the moment...we need one more usually there are 5 performing for this big act...who do you recommend?

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We are not so easily pleased therass, besides we are very sharp when it comes to detail...anyone caught will be whipped

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Only thing is they forgot to mention how it feels when its pulled off I can imagine jackos face while doing this

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Just one small tip guys, dont forget the elastic band please

RE: hi i am satish 28/m i looking for life partnar

Hey what happened to this Satish? did he drop dead or something? Or maybe he found love already?

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Another thing that irritates me....walking into a boutique and the sales girl is chatting away on the phone....i look around the shop....and she's still chatting on the bloody phone as if I was invisible. When this happens I say: "Youre not gonna make much business if you ignore people that walk in, keep chatting Im out of here"...usually they either stare at me in disbelieve OR hang up quickly and apologise, to which I reply, I don't feel like going back in now, you might as well get on the phone again

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I just realised I made a BIG foul....

Dragonfly....MY APOLOGIES, I looked at the small picture and didn't realise youre a woman, that's why I replied the above.

SORRY LADY!!!

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Ok guys and dolls, thanks for the enjoyable company. Catch you all later

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Irritating moments as a mum:

When she starts with the WHY...but WHY...but WHY

When I call her for 30 mins to get out of the sea when its time to go home

When Ive got so much housework to do and she wants me to play with her dolls

When shes busy doing something and I talk to her and she is oblivious to what I said

Calling out from her bed about a 100 excuses before she sleeps

Thats only a few of course

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I didnt say I want to close up my stomach for a week did I??? Just wanted to watch a full monty thats all!!! Ok Ok ill give you killingtime, something in my stomach tells me you two are very compatible!! And Im serious now!!

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Yeah that was fun!! Now we're looking forward for the full monty...you dont want to miss that Lisa.

Catch you later

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Noone would argue .... we do have a very fertile immagination this afternoon!!

Immagining you in small bikin bottoms flapping all over the place while dancing and getting drunk

You know what...I am gonna get down and search for guys for a Full Monty...you stay right there jacko dont you move an inch...and you therass...I need another 3 guys!!!