Brunette Forum Posts (1,305)

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Ok like take a hint...take a tour....take what else dammit

I could never hurt you, youre too sweet

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NOOOOO....don't give us the answer!

My difficulty is this....when you say "take"...its as if you're taking something or it can also be "have"?

You have to give us a better clue than the last one, if you don't want to torment our brains!! If I get any white hairs, you're paying for the dye

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A TOUR in the coffin or a TOUR as to play in concerts? You lost me girl!!!

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Since I was never dead or famous...could you give us a clue??

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Homer??? What is he on?? Plant food?

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What's up with your hairdresser mate? Is she on a long vacation?

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You reminded me: Brunette, you are today's strongest link....You still leave with nothing.....join us again for the weakest link...goodbye Watched that programme so many times, still can't beleive how Ann Robinson never got punched!!

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Damn!!! I was close without a thought for a laugh at first...then with more effort I couldn't get it!!!

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Sounds like you know the answer KT...what is it??

Am I wasting my energy trying to figure it out?

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I walk on four legs during the morning, on two legs during the noon, but i have three legs when night falls. What am i?

4 legs in the morning = a man getting out of the bed in ape state before breakfast

2 legs at noon = a man as we see him walking down the street during the day

3 legs at night = don't all men get three legged at night, before reaching 60 years old?



Only kidding!!!!

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clever girl without google

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hmmm Because they were born on the same day, month and year....they definately are twins...now the only reason I can think of for these babies not to be called twins, is because there was another unmentioned baby that makes them triplets?

Dunno...that's my logical answer

RE: To all Caucasian males.

We all beleive you are MORE than happy with what you have Rusty ....

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Hi Mano,

Yeah its easy when you know the answer isn't it

And surprise surprise since it wasn't on internet our friend Luscious didn't guess that one

NEW THREAD RULES:

NO RIDDLES FROM INTERNET, JUST MAKE THEM UP AND WORD THEM IN A WAY NO ONE CAN SPOIL OUR FUN BY GETTING THE ANSWER FROM MR KNOW IT ALL GOOGLE!!

Do you have another one for us?

RE: To all Caucasian males.

Oh my!!!

Cool it Rusty!!!

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I think I got it Twinself.....is it my NAME?

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Sarcasm is my middle name Luscious....of course I only use it where it applies!! Whether you enjoy it or not, is no skin off my nose really. I am free to write whatever I feel like...exactly like you in reality

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If that applies to men...it would be DEFINATLY their brain

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Hi Twinself...whats the point of more riddles? we cant enjoy them if we don't use our brain and instead we google....how sad really!!!

By the way you have mail

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ooppsss in proper English that would be ISN'T IT....sowwy

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He wrote "your exact weight"....you see I can do it too....and without even reading the whole riddle...just the first line....amazing innit??

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I can spot the difference between smart and a google searcher!! I wasn't born yesterday...smart would be give a wrong try first at least and then get the googled answer out!!! If you are naturally that SMART at least miss a go and let someone else try!!

Yes post and enjoy Luscious!!

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Ok that was the last one I posted since you always get them right first time....except the one you could not google...

Your turn or anyone else's....doesn't really matter anymore!!

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Good momrning people,

Here's an easy one to start off nicely....DO NOT BLOODY GOOGLE or our brains will turn into vegetables soon!!!

As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives.
Each wife had seven sacks,
Each sack had seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits.
Kits, cats, sacks and wives,
How many were going to St. Ives?

RE: To all Caucasian males.

Luscious....I got to "know" you on another thread and we had loads of fun with brain teasing....

Let me just say this...I have been on this site for a number of years now and I swear to you that if all men on here would copy Jacko's behaviour, this will become heaven on earth and Jacko is one of the FEW gentlemen left on this site.

You definately misunderstood his posts, he will never be rude or offend anyone. He simply said that he doesn't fancy black women...a matter of preference that's all!! I am not the only one noticing that you read his posts wrong.

I am explosive by nature as well, but I am careful who to explode on....and certainly I would never even think about exploding about a post from Jacko because I know for a fact that he wouldn't just post something to rub anyone the wrong way. I had the pleasure of meeting this man personally at the get togethers we organise and I can assure you, he is not the type to argue with anyone.

This is only for info purposes and hope that you see some sense. I'm sure you are woman enough to apologise....

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Hi Twinself

seems like your daughter inherited mum's wisdom Makes sense girls!!

I'm beginning to wonder if he's still breathing

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Good morning guys and dolls,

Detective Brunette is ready for some mystery solving again *clears throat*

Hey Monolito...did yo vanish??? Remember we are solving mysteries here!!! You appear in 1 hour or no wages for you this month!!

RE: Growing older

Nice one....you're absent minded alright!!

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Ask none of the guards as you would still get arrested and take a 50 50 chance