Brunette Forum Posts (1,305)

Shaping up for summer

Good morning everyone,

How do you feel about your body now that summer is approaching? Do you try to improve your imagine to look better at the beach?

I am working out an hour everyday, drinking 2 litres of water to get rid of all the toxins and eating lots and lots of fruit and vegetables. Hope this tones me up!! Any suggestions?

Cajta bil Malti (Joke in Maltese)

Thanks for translating it, honestly I can't be bothered now I'm so tired....I know this should be in English so everybody understands, wasn't my intention to make anybody feel left out...just wanted to see how many of us Maltesers would reply to it and was pleased with the outcome...glad I put a smile on some faces...Good night I'm gonna hit the sack now!

Cajta bil Malti (Joke in Maltese)

Gurnata qabel ir-referendum ghall-Ewropa, Toni dar fuq Mary u qalla " Mer,
ara li tivvota IVA ghax jekk nidhlu fl-unjoni nsiru nies."

"Halli f'idi Ton." Nsomma, ir-referendum ghadda, dhalna fl-unjoni u Toni
mar xtara zewg containers, mela wiehed bis-saqqijiet u l-iehor bil-qliezet
ta'taht tan-nisa.

"Mer, jien ghall-Italja, ha mmur inbigh dawn iz-zewg containers u narak 4
gimghat ohra."

Nsomma, ghadew l-erba gimghat u Toni wasal lura b'dahqa minn widna sa
widna...."X'ghidtlek Mer, bihejt kollox u f'erba gimghat qlajt LM2000."

"Mela qlajt ghalqa wkoll. Jien f'erba gimghat, b'saqqu wiehed u bla
qalziet ta'taht qlajt LM4000."

RE: Your body !!!

SCARY!!!

RE: I"M BACK 4 GOOD.......

Hello Freeze, a nice warm welcome back to you...now you've done your hard work, sit back, relax and enjoy the Maltese summer

RE: Best thing to say or do after Making Love

Had to say I'm impressed with your post....we need more guys like you

RE: And at work....

Ohw come on I aint that bad!!!
Usually killingtime enjoys upsetting people, but look how nice he's being to me....Did you read what I said about you in the thread Question? You might change your mind about being nice after you read that

RE: And at work....

Excuse me...calling me a duh??? I never asked for your opinion, but if you want to share it with us...BE POLITE IN DOING SO

RE: And at work....

# If you want to advance upwards in the company hierchy, there are two simple rules to observe : 1) Never share everything you know.

What's the other simple rule then?

RE: Worst lie?

You just prooved my suspicions....you do have a brain of a goldfish!

RE: Question.....

Hello thegreatunsteady...this answer was spot on...not sure about the ones that followed killingtime probably missed his dose due at lunchtime (the poor soul's sanity is not always what it should be)
Would be great if you could put a photo on your profile, after about 6 months of nagging even killingtime did so!

RE: Whats your favorite moment of the day?

My favourite moment of the day is when i get in the shower. I love the feeling of warm water on my skin and the nice smell of cleanliness on my body.

RE: hi

Hey Killingtime, I agree with all you said about this subject, but there is an alternative for some! For you foreigners that don't know this, in Malta we can apply for Annullment from the church, and when that is achieved you will automatically be annulled from the legal marriage as well and you will be free again to re marry.

However this procedure costs many many hundreds of Liri and it seems to be only an option for well off people. Not only that, when you apply you start coughing up money straight away, and the Church Tribunal do not even bother looking at the case for the first two years. They call it the cooling off period!

Besides your status will then be in the hands of a bunch of priests who know nothing about marriage because obviously they have never been in the situation. After many years of prolonged torture for the couple and hundreds of Liri cashed in their pockets, most recieve a letter stating that "your request for annullment from marriage to so and so cannot be accepted because the Sacrament of marriage can only be reversed in extreme cases".

Now can anybody begin to understand why in their eyes this Sacrament cannot be reversed BUT a priest who no longer wishes to remain a priest can reverse that Sacrament and even get married after he's finished from being the God's servant?

RE: do you cry ?

Hi Pearl, I'm sure all of us can relate to that, there must have been at least one man in our lives that made us cry...but I have learnt something which I would like to share with you and hope it will help you in future:

No man is worth my tears, and if there is one that is, he will NOT make me cry!

RE: I LOVE YOU

hehehehe....I'm starting to like your humor!! Obviously you have been with the wrong ladies...we're not all like that ;)

Where's my PRINCE CHARMING???

Is there the need to be rude??? Do you have any sense of humor??? I do not tolerate anybody replying to my thread in that tone!!! Shame on you!!!

Where's my PRINCE CHARMING???

Nice one Wedy

Where's my PRINCE CHARMING???

Thank you for your interest and suggestions...at this point I have given up...I have been expecting this Prince Charming to come along on his white horse, looks at me and falls in love with me and we live happily ever after...but so far ...nothing...ouch got to take off these glass slippers they're giving me blisters!!!

MEN!!

Thank you all for your input in this thread. I was glad to read that some men actually admit it. And to be honest for me it is nicer to discover slowly what the man feels, I like the "keeping me on my toes" attitude!! More often than not when the man goes crazy and shows it clearly straight away I loose interest!!! It feels like he is too easy and there is no challenge....maybe I'm a bit weird?? But hey I'm being honest!

RE: jumble sale of words

Sunshine is right, Ive been looking at it and nothing...if 1 of the Q becomes a U, it would be QUESTION....

MEN!!

Is it true that men hide their feelings and act cool? And if that is true why do they do it? Come on guys, let us girls try to understand you

RE: BAD HABITS

1) Leaving toilet seat up after they finished using it (not to mention that some have bad aim and drip around the toilet)

2) Leaving a pair of shoes in one room, a shirt in another, a trousers in another as if they think a fairy will come and tidy up after them

3) Bad manners in general, like talking obviously about the most intersting subjects which is THEMSELVES with their mouth full

RE: What´s your theme song?

It's raining men....lifts my spirits up...

Most Powerful love songs

Hi Wedy, do you mean this one? Demi Moore and Patrick Swaze?

Unchained Melody
~ The Righteous Brothers

Oh, my love
my darling
I've hungered for your touch
a long lonely time
and time goes by so slowly
and time can do so much
are you still mine?
I need your love
I need your love
Godspeed your love to me

Lonely rivers flow to the sea,
to the sea
to the open arms of the sea
lonely rivers sigh 'wait for me, wait for me'
I'll be coming home wait for me

Oh, my love
my darling
I've hungered for your touch
a long lonely time
and time goes by so slowly
and time can do so much
are you still mine?
I need your love
I need your love
Godspeed your love to me

Most Powerful love songs

Its actually scary to feel like this, luckily I'm stronger but the song is good:

Song: HOW DO I LIVE LYRICS


How do I,
Get through the night without you?
If I had to live without you,
What kind of life would that be?
Oh, I
I need you in my arms, need you to hold,
You're my world, my heart, my soul,
If you ever leave,
Baby you would take away everything good in my life,

And tell me now
How do I live without you?
I want to know,
How do I breathe without you?
If you ever go,
How do I ever, ever survive?
How do I, how do I, oh how do I live?

Without you,
There'd be no sun in my sky,
There would be no love in my life,
There'd be no world left for me.
And I,
Baby I don't know what I would do,
I'd be lost if I lost you,
If you ever leave,
Baby you would take away everything real in my life,

And tell me now,
How do I live without you?
I want to know,
How do I breathe without you?
If you ever go,
How do I ever, ever survive?
How do I, how do I, oh how do I live?

Please tell me baby,
How do I go on?

If you ever leave,
Baby you would take away everything,
I need you with me,
Baby don't you know that you're everything,
Real in my life?

And tell me now,
How do I live without you,
I want to know,
How do I breathe without you?
If you ever go,
How do I ever, ever survive?
How do I, how do I, oh how do I live?

How do I live without you?

How do I live without you baby?

RE: what is my name

News??

RE: its quiz time

Wedy....what are we supposed to guess?? Goes up a chimney down??? goes up or down??? Could you kindly rephrase that please?

RE: what do you expect from your man ?

No one suggested that loyalty and respect should only come from one of the 2 people involved, but since this thread is called "What do you expect from your man" we obviously said that we would like our man to be loyal and respectful.

RE: what is my name

Well done you got it...your turn

Most Powerful love songs

I decided to be more realistic today....here's another one that we can all relate to:

Hold, hold me for a while
I know this won't last forever
So hold, hold me tonight
Before the morning takes you away

Hold, hold me for a while
I know this won't last forever
So hold, hold me tonight
Before the morning takes you away

What's that sparkle in your eyes?
Is it tears that I see?
Oh tomorrow you are gone
So tomorrow I'm alone
Short moments of time
We have left to share our love

Hold, hold me for a while
I know this won't last forever
So hold, hold me tonight
Before the morning takes you away

We're in eachothers arms
Soon we're miles apart
Can you imagine how I'll miss,
Your touch and your kiss?
Short moments of time
We have left to share our love

Hold, hold me for a while
I know this won't last forever
So hold, hold me tonight
Before the morning takes you away

Hold, hold me now,
From dusk all night to dawn
Save, save me now,
A short moment of time

Hold, hold me for a while
I know this won't last forever
So hold, hold me tonight
Before the morning takes you away

Takes you away