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Cajta bil Malti (Joke in Maltese)

Now look what you started Killingtime...this is supposed to be a joke thread and you managed to turn it into a political one!! You are only forgiven when you post a GOOD joke to go back on track!

Cajta bil Malti (Joke in Maltese)

Well I have ... Been trying to say that all along

Cajta bil Malti (Joke in Maltese)

They can't be all bad Killingtime....there must be one which is good out of the lot!

Apples and Wine

Got this today by e-mail and thought it's worth sharing How true is that!!!!

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


No offence boys!

Cajta bil Malti (Joke in Maltese)

Oh you guys are bad!! Stop picking on him will ya? He's my favourite politician

Cajta bil Malti (Joke in Maltese)

Yeah I've seen that picture of him in his pink Tutu, very funny!! Apart from his enormous size, he does have a good heart though.

Cajta bil Malti (Joke in Maltese)

noooooo Killingtime!!!

RE: The midnight sun..............

What are you like??!! Nice one Smoky! The Puhleeese cracked me up!

RE: Hello everybody

Hello and welcome Shoppinggirl, hope you have fun with us

Let's all be nice to eachother

What a gentleman....thank you...young guys should learn a thing or two from you...the gentleman quality is rare these days

RE: any single guys out there

Seems like I got you blushing not the other way round

Don't get me wrong Dave, we DON'T mind drop dead gorgeous hunks at all....but I realise that those guys are what I call "high maintenance"!! We tend to make the mistake of aiming too high most times, drop your high expectations and you will see that there is a suitable partner for each and everyone of us out there.

RE: The midnight sun..............

Ok Ok...no need to apologise, we just give as bad as we get...or maybe a little extra

Don't be so touchy in these Forums, and just DON'T try to give us the impression that you are Mr Perfect, we know damn well there's no such thing! We'd much rather get to know you with all your good and bad qualities....that makes you one of us.

Regarding your toyboy comment...If I had to choose someone 20 years younger right now I'll be thrown in jail...but yeah a few years younger is no problem for me.

Cajta bil Malti (Joke in Maltese)

Oh aint I impressed Solitaire...well done!! It's always good to extend our knowledge.

Just a question...was the Goddess called BRUNETTE in your book?

RE: The witches thread -

Damn...flying on the broom is no easy task...I was just practising in my neighbourhood and the damn thing slammed me in a wall....ouch!

RE: The midnight sun..............

Hey Oslo, if you keep this up he's gonna be too excited to sleep tonight...cut it out will ya?

Gheez, wouldn't he show you off!!!!!!!!!!!

RE: The witches thread -

Here I am HIFI

RE: The midnight sun..............

No Flower...I would much rather see your face in the who's viewed me than a rusty nut case

RE: The midnight sun..............

To answer this bit ....For the lady who said I am rather old to be a father - I'll be able to father children way over the age she is all withered up inside....

When Im all whitered up inside, there will be nothimg left of you, you would have been eaten by bugs six feet under...Im only 31, that makes you 21 years older than me!

Oh forgot to mention, I'll be 32 this September...can't wait to fall in your requirements category

RE: The midnight sun..............

That didn't get him very far did it?

RE: The midnight sun..............

Hi Flower,

No problem whatsoever. I could sense straight away that there was a wolf in sheep skin in the house. Respect is earned I beleive and the way this rusty as hell presented himself did not make much sense, so I said what I thought was right...as I always do!

This thread serves one purpose....show off how wealthy he is. Shame young girls fall for that sometimes!!

Let's all be nice to eachother

Oh thank you very much But why ??

RE: The midnight sun..............

Kind of difficult to have children in your age bracket for a woman

Cajta bil Malti (Joke in Maltese)

Now you have...we are very proud to have a language of our own, being such a small country

Let's all be nice to eachother

Precious...as her name suggests

RE: The midnight sun..............

Ok Rusty knight,

Since noone answered...I will.

If I ever thought that this is a dilemma, I would shoot myself as it would mean that my brain turned into scrambled eggs!!

Of course you don't miss a fully paid cruise! And you say you feel "kinda sad"? You are not on your own, your wonderful dad will be with you...and as you said yourself there will be plenty of people to mingle with.

Just a tip...I would suggest that you do not aim so high when looking for women unless you are ready to be disappointed.

Let's all be nice to eachother

Where did you find this thread Pearl?? That topic was on in January

RE: only for lovers of parfums

Didn't you ever suggest that she should switch to insect spray instead?

RE: only for lovers of parfums

Not a bad idea to suffocate a guy on perfume though on second thoughts Well depends who it is obviously...

RE: if u have a child

I do...and yes she speaks both English and Maltese fluently. I used to think it was amazing, she was only 3 years old and when talking to her dad she used to speak English and as soon as she turns to me she switches to Maltese!

RE: only for lovers of parfums

I use perfume and same body lotion together normally, no guy around me stopped breathing yet Maybe I should try to splash on some more then What do you think Jacko?