I am still single. Have decent friends I have met online, but no one to call my own yet. I enjoy reading the threads on here and will comment when I see something worth commenting about. But not everyone is single, this just has one of the better forums and has an eclectic cast of characters that respond to them. It's quite interesting to view the world through different eyes.
No apologies! No one knows what to call me!! I use it for a lot of things, play a game called Acros and they call me Crazy, CB1, CB and Craze...it's fun!
I am so sorry for your loss. How devastating for you.
I was just wondering, vivid imagination here, I thought: spiked hair, mohawked, green for some reason, and a few other came to mind!! So thought I would ask. We all speak differently and I will just ask. I love all the saying y'all have!!
Yes back to the lying though, what the heck? Wouldn't they be embarrassed showing up not looking anything like what they said? I for one would be pointing out the obvious!! And asking why!!
And to make it even sadder: we have a new Yorkie (dog) Preston , my older Yorkie Reggie sat on my bed watching the new Yorkie playing with his girl Gizelle, he tried to play but they pushed him out of the way. Now this is sad on two different levels. 1. because it just is for Reggie and 2. that I am telling it on these forums! I need a life
Maybe she doesn't eat lunch? Just kidding! How cowardly is that, to block? Those are the internet daters who don't really want to meet. I think they are lonely, but can't bring themselves to meet a person....just guessing here. But blocking I hate when people do that. Especially when they say something awful to you and then block you. It's like 'slap and run'.
I canceled one from here, only one I ever had. But I caught him in a lie before meeting him.
I have met guys from other sites though. But sadly still sitting here in my bedroom watching 'Family Guy' just to get a glimpse of Stewie!! How sad is that.
A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new "Drive-through" teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."
MALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
FEMALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write deposit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver waiting behind you.
How odd, he knew he was going to meet you, did he think you weren't going to notice the discrepancies? I am cantankerous and would have asked him why his eye color changed and his height...and then maybe walked out, because yes that is just the beginning.
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my Car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
I really feel bad for you, I grew up with a mother who was classic Bipolar, she could change on a dime and would beat us with a belt. She had no maternal feelings, was up at all hours and it was scary. It scarred me for life.
Then to top it off I married someone who had the same mental illness!! Which I did not know when I married him, he was not diagnosed for a couple of years, by then we had children. We divorced after six years.
I have three children who have Bipolar.
It's a very hard situation when someone will not get help for this illness.
It's the holidays and your baby is very young yet. This woman may marry your ex, she may be in his life forever. You may want to get along with her right from the beginning for the sake of your little baby.
It looks like she is trying to extend the olive branch to you, so smile and accept her graciously. Bring a plant, food or wine would all be perfect I think.
I don't think you will get lost!! I haven't been there in awhile, but I think there is only a couple of roads into Reno and out....just have fun and do what ever your lil ole heart desires!!
Okay so I changed your wording...my bad...you wanted it to hit five pages and I want to see you make your goal. Plus all the other stuff was not interesting to me. Good luck!!
What made me happy today was talking to my scotty on the phone, love that accent. Can't understand half of what he is saying his Scottish accent is so thick, so I just listen to him talk and smile and laugh...it's great. Love how he says 'Friday' it's just lovely!!
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I use it for a lot of things, play a game called Acros and they call me Crazy, CB1, CB and Craze...it's fun!
RE: how many women are single n looking here..rite now.!!!
I am still single. Have decent friends I have met online, but no one to call my own yet. I enjoy reading the threads on here and will comment when I see something worth commenting about. But not everyone is single, this just has one of the better forums and has an eclectic cast of characters that respond to them. It's quite interesting to view the world through different eyes.