A 70-year-old man went to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor ran some tests and said to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?" And the man answered, "Oh me and God? We have a really tight bond, he's so good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off." The Doctor was astonished. He called the man's wife and said, "I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use therestroom,God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?" And she said, "That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!
Netherlands vs Spain! Spain colonised the Philippines for more than three centuries! When Ferdinand Magellan arrived in 1521, it marked the beginning of an era of Spanish interest, and eventual dominance. Our forefathers had a hard time fighting for our freedom! So tonight, between the match of the 2 countries, i'm for the Netherlands...go! go! go! even only on this game I could get even with the spaniards..LOL
Right! All Asians actually. In my country, Philippines, whitening products like soaps, pills, etc... are such a fad nowadays. It becomes one of their basic needs. And the most funny part of it, it's in our culture that you are not "perfectly beautiful" if you do not have white skin!
So ironic and funny, us, Asians spend bucks just to get fair and white skin. While you guys, always wanted to have tan skin. Personally, I don't want to stay under the sun for fear of getting dark skin. My European friends always laugh at me... and when they stay a lot under the sun, I also laugh at them
I remember all my life Raining down as cold as ice A shadow of a man A face through a window Crying in the night The night goes into
Morning, just another day Happy people pass my way Looking in their eyes I see a memory I never realized you made me so happy, oh Mandy
Well you came and you gave without taking but I sent you away, oh Mandy well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking I need you today, oh Mandy
I'm standing on the edge of time I Walked away when love was mine Caught up in a world of uphill climbing The tears are in my mind And nothing is rhyming, oh Mandy
Well you came and you gave without taking but I sent you away, oh Mandy well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking And I need you today, oh Mandy
Yesterday's a dream I face the morning Crying on the breeze the pain is calling, oh Mandy
Well you came and you gave without taking but I sent you away, oh Mandy well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking And I need you today, oh Mandy
send u an email? I'm afraid we might end up using hand signals (joke!)
marriage? that's too fast!
love all women? wow! that includes every woman on earth as in EVERY WOMAN?! i'm possessive dear..
Jokingly aside. Happiness is not all about women or men. Its deep within. Count your blessings,like your family, job, friends and you will realise how they give you real happiness. Your WOMAN will come in due time. Good luck!
You are still young, bro! Get over it. These are trials that eventually will make you a better person. Goodluck with your search and dont forget to always leave at least 50% love for yourself.
I'm not an animal lover... Since birth I only have one pet, a fish and I named her Destiny. As I watch the video, I realise they really have feelings and need love and care as we all do to our family and friends.
Thank you Tulip. What you share touched my heart..
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A 70-year-old man went to the doctor's for a physical.The doctor ran some tests and said to the man,
"Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?"
And the man answered, "Oh me and God? We have a really tight bond, he's so good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off."
The Doctor was astonished.
He called the man's wife and said, "I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use therestroom,God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is
this true?"
And she said, "That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!