I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. Right or wrong what do you all think?
A man walks into a pharmacy & wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him & asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cottonballs & a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, 'sir, I thought u were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, " You see, its like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get a carton of cigarettes, & she came back with a tin of tobacco & rolling pappers; cuz its soooo-oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own so does she!
Casey Anthony has officially been let out of Prison. And almost right away she made the following 911 call : Casey Anthony places a call to 911 in fear of her life(Dispatcher) "What is your emergency? "(Casey) "Please help me, I have a bunch of people trying to kill me!"(Dispatcher) "Okay ma'am, calm down. What is your name?"(Casey) "Casey Anthony"(Dispatcher) "Okay Miss Anthony, try to stay calm. An officer will be there in 31 days."
WARNING, PLEASE READ - I don't usually repost these. But if someone comes to your front door and asks you to remove your clothes and dance in your front yard with your arms in the air DO NOT do this. It is a scam!! They just want to see you naked. Please copy and post this to your status. I wish I had received this yesterday. I feel so stupid now.
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RE: 3 Words - Keep 1 - Round 7
Really old man