gabrielle95 Forum Posts (1,726)

RE: What kind of Cigarettes do you smoke.

Craven "A"

RE: Finding a mature partner in a foreign land??

Hi Maisie!
Same for me.

RE: Finding a mature partner in a foreign land??

I know the problem. I don't like to go to a pub alone and wouldn't dare to chat up any man. I did go to coffee shops or restaurants but most people there are tourists or married British residents. I never met any + 60 single Cypriot.
But I'm not desparate yet. In the meantime, I have great fun on the Forums!
Good luck to you!

RE: IT'S TRISH'S BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TRISH !!!!

RE: Colonisation of Palestine (acceptable or unacceptable)

Doing fine, thanks. Trying not to get involved in this palestinian propaganda thread that will upset me. Bye!

RE: Colonisation of Palestine (acceptable or unacceptable)

Hello Nuliiiii!

RE: What do woman want in "BED"

I don't talk before the end of first round.

RE: What do woman want in "BED"

That's what I want .... to start. There is more to do after

RE: whats the first Albums you bought with your own money ?

Sidney Bechet - Petite Fleur


Now I feel really very very old

RE: What's The Weather Like In Your Area?

Sunny, blue sky, 19° C.

RE: What do woman want in "BED"

Like "smoking kills" ?

RE: What do woman want in "BED"

Oh yes, please continue !

RE: Do you think the people on here are date-able?

Hello Flower,
You are young and beautiful and you live in a huge state! Just be a little patient.
I am here since 6 months. I am old and live in a very small island. But I'm still hoping to find Mr Right.
In the meantime I have great fun on the forums.
Good luck to you!

RE: Where have all the good girls gone!!

Hi SWEET Nuliiii

RE: Where have all the good girls gone!!

That's because you know me. Don't tell anyone, pls!

RE: Where have all the good girls gone!!

Only good girls here!
Good in ...........
and good in ..........
Sometimes a little ............
or even ...........
but always .............

RE: Lovemaking Tips For Seniors

OLD IS WHEN
Your not sure if these are FATCS OR JOKES

RE: It`s Over...

Take a cold shower !

RE: As a women would you travel alone to meet a guy

I travelled around the world, always on my own. Why don't you organise your holidays over there? You can visit the country and meet him, as you would do in your country: in a public place.

RE: Why is it hard for black guys to find their ideal women online?

Very good post.
I would add it's not very elegant to blame your ex-wife in your profile. As a first contact, people want to know more about you, not why you are getting a divorce.

RE: How will you Comment & Poll these statements?

Can't tell. I never met a man shorter than me

Why foreigners have trouble with the English language?

Have you ever wondered why foreigners
have trouble with the English Language?
Let's face it
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.
We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where a house can burn up as
It burns down
And in which you fill in a form
By filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!
English was invented by people, not computers
And it reflects the creativity of the human race
(Which of course isn't a race at all)
That is why
When the stars are out they are visible
But when the lights are out they are invisible
And why its is that when I wind up my watch
It starts
But when I wind up this observation, it ends.

(Anonymous – Oroklini News – February 2010)

RE: Too overweight to date?

I just discovered your new pics navygirl. You look great!!!.
Don't listen to any stupid guy who says you are fat.
Try to "feel" great in your mind and your mirror will say your body is great too. You have to match YOUR standards, not anyone else's.

RE: Too overweight to date?

You don't need to add that in your profile. The pictures of the fish says it all.

RE: Too overweight to date?

A very nice guy says in his profile : "A few extra pounds does not turn me off, just more to love."
I love him !

Why foreigners have trouble with the English language?

Thanks! I feel less lonely now

Why foreigners have trouble with the English language?

Have you ever wondered why foreigners
have trouble with the English Language?
Let's face it
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.
We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where a house can burn up as
It burns down
And in which you fill in a form
By filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!
English was invented by people, not computers
And it reflects the creativity of the human race
(Which of course isn't a race at all)
That is why
When the stars are out they are visible
But when the lights are out they are invisible
And why its is that when I wind up my watch
It starts
But when I wind up this observation, it ends.

(Anonymous – Oroklini News – February 2010)

RE: GOING NOW...............

You adore women. fullstop !
Cheer up, they love you too, you know that.

RE: Who built the pyramids?

Please Robert, don't tell everyone. This was OUR secret!

RE: Sleepwalking