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RE: Rescuing Wildlife

<<<Animal Control....A 12 Gauge Shotgun and a box of shells......rolling on the floor laughing

Toys

You've lived such a sheltered life....

<<has the Magic Suitcase.......devil

Toys

May have been done before, don't know. What's your favorite (or favorites) toy in the bedroom? Enquiring minds want to know.devil

Change Anything

I don't have the perfect one...but it is shaped like that ) maybe a little more pronounced curvature...

RE: The Perfect One For You

'scuse me while I wipe the drool offn' my chin....

Change Anything

Dammit...I have broken a few of those horses.....banana head banger tongue

RE: The Perfect One For You

oh Lord....this is what Heaven is like...a butterfly on my shoulder et al.....

RE: The Perfect One For You

Chemise, eh...looks like dress on that lil pic....I don't think you'd go out in public in it, no. But I would still try to see the promised land in public or private....banana devil

RE: The Perfect One For You

is it normal...that I keep trying to look up that skirt in that pic, Urs? I just caught myself up under my monitor looking....LMFAOrolling on the floor laughing

Change Anything

you just want your genatalia closer to your mouth....LMFAO....rolling on the floor laughing

Change Anything

If you could change anything about the human anatomy...what would it be and why?

I would like to be able to breathe out of my ears.....or a hole in the top of my head...so I could stay down....without having to come up for air.

devil

Fishing Fools

We throw 'em all back

Fishing Fools

Well, he's gotten waxed so many times....he's about due for a win...but not today.....

Fishing Fools

bzzzttt........The student seldom exceeds the mentor....SELDOMdevil

Fishing Fools

Well, it's no small secret that I have created one of the only Puerto Rican Rednecks on the planet. rolling on the floor laughing Izzy and I are two of the fishingest (how you like that word?) fools in the world. Today seems like a good day to go fishing. Taking odds...Who catches the biggest fish today...Izzy or Me? First Fish? C'mon....don't be bashful.head banger

RE: The " Monster" We Create....

Touche.....all valid points....all acceptable...but seldom attainable.

RE: future looking brighter,may say i'm outta here soon...

May the Blue Bird of Happiness fly up your nose.

RE: The Perfect One For You

<<<complex as they come.....

RE: The Perfect One For You

<<<<Smells something burning......


are there too many women THINKING up in here?rolling on the floor laughing

RE: The " Monster" We Create....

I think we are attracted to an ideal...in our minds....and we settle often for someone that presents us with that "ideal"....whether it's a game face or not...most times we don't see until we have decided whether to make that person a part of our lives.

RE: Santa Claus is wanting to know what U want this year

Could Santa please put Dana in my stocking?devil

RE: "This Letter of Apology" was written by Lieutenant General Chuck Pitman, USMarine Corps, Retired:

SEMPER FI...GENERAL.....yay

RE: Where is mr. right

How about "Mr. Good Enough For Right Now"? LMAO....Good luck in your search....

RE: Do you guys care if I hang out here with you?

Laurie....OMG....I wasn't go to say anyting...but that pic.....I never realized that you said such tig ole bitties...........devil rolling on the floor laughing (You know I'm funnin' ya, right?)

RE: Anyother Game - In my pants

shhhh don't tell everything you know....about what's in my pants.....devil

RE: Anyother Game - In my pants

~~whistles..and thinks...it's not you I want in your pants....it's me...It's not you, it's me......devil

RE: Anyother Game - In my pants

Heaven..In Dana's Pants...oops...In my pants....wink

RE: Anyother Game - In my pants

frustrated

Wang Chung...In My Pants....yay

RE: Tony Wright was first in line at 5:05 a.m

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RE: Tony Wright was first in line at 5:05 a.m

<<<Does not shop Wal-Mart....

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