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RE: Of All The Pale Faces, Who Is The...

Palefaces, eh.......

hmmmm...I don't know.....

RE: Country Boys...and...City Girls...

LMFAO...and he is....scared to death of the country...

He will leave my house before it gets dark....I think he's afraid of Sasquatch or something....

El Diablo.....or you askeered of the BigFoot? rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Taking Responsibility

It's all Lauries' fault....

Mujibar

at least he pinked up the phone.....

Mujibar

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India

The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have
passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass
it you cannot qualify for this job."

Mujibar said, "I am ready"

The manager said, "Make a sentence using the
words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,
"Mister manager, I am ready"

The manager said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green,
and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now works as a technician at a call
center for computer problems.

No doubt you have spoken to him.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: honest

honest to goodness?


Honestly....welcome aboard.....

RE: Are we to be made fun of??!

Well.....hmmmm....you probably should have cropped your friend outta the picture, but I don't think you really did anything wrong. Doesn't mean you are frustrated either. I have met some really incredible people out here in this world that I would have never met. People that are confining themselves to finding true love in their backyard or their bloce are limiting themselves. Don't sweat it, girl. Ever been to Virginia? LOLhead banger

RE: What one lesson would you like the younger generation to understand?

Go Ugly Early....head banger

RE: What one lesson would you like the younger generation to understand?

like ordering Jumbo Shrimp?

That's Absurd

I think it's absurd that

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy moons.

RE: In 10 Years, Do You See Yourself With Somenone From Here And Who?

Dammit Sara...tell them the truth......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


I'm just kiddin' Ya'll.....

RE: How do you tell someone you may be falling in love with them, but have never met them

Runnnnn Foressstttttt Runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: What one lesson would you like the younger generation to understand?

GO UGLY EARLY....you'll save yourself alot of money on drinks and are guaranteed to get some.......LMFAO.....(childish, I know, but I just couldn't help it)rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: What one lesson would you like the younger generation to understand?

Be True To YOURSELF.

Don't do things that don't make you happy. Live your life to the fullest and surround yourself with people that don't neccessarily think the same way that you do. SHUT UP. You'll learn more listening than you will ever ever ever learn by talking. Treat People like you want to be treated...whether you are ditch digger or a CEO.

RE: please rate me

I feel this urge to go hunting all of the sudden.....devil

That's Absurd

I know damn well they didn't......HOLY SMOKE.......doh

RE: please rate me

you hunt and you still think 10....OMG.....look before you shoot brother...don't shoot at the moving bush...it might be me.....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Damn, man, you might shoot a button buck and call it an eight pointer.....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

That's Absurd

I think it's absurd that you think my thread is absurd....rolling on the floor laughing

I think it's absurd that a 20 yr. old gal looks that damn good...I know they didn't look like that when I was 20....that's just absurd....rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Stuff that you grew up learning wrong!

I was told that you couldn't git a girl pregnant in the front seat of a car....17 years and a graduating senior later....LMFAOrolling on the floor laughing

RE: please rate me

chin on chest...mumbles "Yes Ma'am"...and walks out......shouts...MEANIE over my shoulder......devil

That's Absurd

Since there hasn't been an absurd thread started in the last few minutes...LMAO....tell me...what's absurd...in your world....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Are you a RHPS fan???

NAUGHTY GIRL.....NOW GO TO MY ROOM........rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: what is up with all of these 18, 19, and 20 year olds?

every 40 year old man should have a couple of 'em.....LMFAO...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: please rate me

there is a certain Aerosmith song running through my mind....can anyone guess what it is?rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Stuff that you grew up learning wrong!

Well, have people here that can't say "Smith" pronounce it "Smiff" or "Jones" pronounce it "Jonas"......happens all the time......

RE: Are you a RHPS fan???

of course...the only leather that I have on now...is...ummmm...my shoes and my belt...........devil

RE: please rate me

you ain't bad...but you are fishing...and not the fun kind....so I"m gonna go with a 5.doh

RE: Stuff that you grew up learning wrong!

reckon it depends on which southerner you talkin' to there french fry....LMAO....

I"m just messin with ya...but a whole lot of us would be mess it the hell up...I can wager not many would even attempt We-may....or something like that...rolling on the floor laughing

Happy Birthday.......IZZY

The dancing midgets and the Budweiser truck is out front.....LMAO.....Stripping Midget Twins serving cold beer and blunts...now that's a birthday party there brother....

RE: Are you a RHPS fan???

hmmm...how do I look in leather,,,,eh...wanna see?devil

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