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Bad Taste but Funny Bets or Jokes

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Bad Taste but Funny Bets or Jokes

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Now some people who have a dark sense of Humour Often joke about Dark matters ...

So Once again Please do not comment or Read if you will be Offended .....

How many of you have placed a bet say on an Aeroplane crash guessing the amount of Fatalities We used to do this in my local and who ever had the nearest often picked up the kitty

: A parachutist panicked when his chute failed to open and sees a Soldier coming towards him..he shouts " hey do you know anything about Parachutes" "No" replies the Soldier " Do you know anything about landmines"





Anyone have any more Bad tasting Jokes

RE: ryder cup

Just getting the Mountain ready for Anyone who wants to come and Party ..

wonder do i need a Sign up Thread

RE: ryder cup

Gonna Throw a big Party in the Mountains if we Conquer the Infidels

RE: rehoming a dog

Ask yourself what effect you have on them Poor Dogs

There probally more terrified of YOU

RE: ryder cup

Cmon Europe ..Ve vill fight them on the beaches we will fight them in the pubs and ve vill dominate them in Golf




But if you say its square and the ball is round does the round ball fit in the square

RE: rehoming a dog

A dog that is Big will always be able to overPower a Child...Boxers are well known for cuddeling upto Babies being jumped on by kids and just looking at them as if saying...work away im gonna rip your mums slippers up later for that ..

Just type in boxer dog in utube and youll see hundreds of stupid boxers stupid but friendly...

The Pre Budget Guess what gets the Axe

The brother in Laws late Fathers house in Dublin was in a very Affluent area and in the good days was worth well over 1.2 Million ..He died early last year and they still couldnt sell it for 2 years ..eventually accepted €595000 this july ...Its still crazy money for a 5 bed house though

A thought came to me that maybe introducing a compulsary enlistment of People leaving schools say for 6 months to a year might not be a bad thing ..like they had years ago (Conscription)...except with people working for charitable causes .....
It Might help Society in the future think more about Human Factors rather than Financial Factors as business leaders will of had that brief experience during their youth..


Yuk think i need a bath...that was kinda Commie talk wasnt it :laugh:

RE: rehoming a dog

Ive seen the odd free one on donedeal ..very rare but it does happen ...

have to go ive an itch ear that needs scratching

RE: rehoming a dog

Heres a quick photo of my Trixie

RE: do you know the meaning of your name?

Your Parents named you Whiskey

RE: rehoming a dog

Boxers Smell and snore really loud ...oh they believe themselves to be Human and like to be in control...

Did i mention they Smell their Farts that is ....Their mega energetic have No sense at all and any decent furniture or blinds are a chewfest for them until their nearly 3 ..

their more a house dog then outside dog and slobber everywhere ........

you might get a under 3 from a dog pound as a lot of people dont understand what their taking on ..I bought my last one on Donedeal ....Grew up with them as a kid and had one in my late 20s early 30s and now a 8 month old in my mid 40s ....


Why did i get one..cos their playful with the kids mega funny and can beat the crap out of any other dog out there if they want to

RE: do you know the meaning of your name?

Osama means Toilet trained ..Bin Means the Son of and Laden is ..

Loveable and furry


No idea what Om means ...just saw it on a van that knocked me off my Bike one day

worse again i was in the shop buying it at the time

The Pre Budget Guess what gets the Axe

Im currently out of Work and ...Hey as ive always said...If they need to grab another €3 or €4 from me to help Hospitals and Education then somehow i will manage....

And if the Tax payers see the unemployed getting hit it dilutes their grievances when they also get hit for more taxes ..

Sad but True ....

The Pre Budget Guess what gets the Axe

My way of looking at it is ...Good Cooking....


A little bit here and a Little bit from there and et Viola

Beans on toast

Morning Blip

The Pre Budget Guess what gets the Axe

Thats Joint incomes P .....Not single incomes...



and thats why their called Higher earners

The Pre Budget Guess what gets the Axe

I see their scrapping Child Benefit in the UK for people who earn over £44000 (Sterling) Estimating it will save at least ONE BILLION Pounds.. ..

Thats hard to put an exact comparison to euro on with current fluctuations in the market but i suppose to round it off we could say €52000

Would it make much of a difference to Irish Families if we were to go down this route






Personally i would up it to €80k before any Cessation of Benefits to higher earners.

Will Higher earners take the hit over here ?????

RE: Attention car lovers

Watch out for the scammers who show Popular cars that people like ie audis VWs or high end cars for 3555 -5555 yoyos and have pics of the cars but ask to be contacted by email as there out of the country ,,,,, lots of peeps fall for that ..

I tend to go German in nearly everything esspecially cars as their pretty good oh or Jap ..never French or god forbid Ford ...their just so common ..

Have you thought about a jap import that cube looks cool ...for a parent that is...or a 4x4 small pajero pini or something ..

common sense issues are : forget ..how many owners nct and service history

Will i look good in it ...will my mates be Jealous ....how much to replace a wing if i have a wee ding and where do i put my handbag

Oh and why not pay a local mechanic a few yoyos to come with you and check it out or even better an AA one ..they check everything ..history finance etc etc ..

Red cars are normally faster but blue cars are more economical

RE: Please welcome the Newbies.......

Pinktees and Bubbles and Spice


Hope you enjoy yourselves and have fun..isnt that what its all about

Anyone interested in Stamps I find it very interesting myself along with Train spotting...Mammy bought me a new flask and says i can stay out till 9pm ..

Just need to make some new friends who have the same interest first ..

Bye and lots of Love ...Mail me ...Byeeee


Havent heard from you Byeeeeeee

Love your hair styles You look like Models


..You can mail me now

Im here We can get married if you want


and watch out for the Stalkers

RE: Would you trust your parents and friends enough to let them choose a partner for you?

I voted yes as my Parents have excellent eyesight



besides when i was 18 my Father gave me a Barge pole to keep the dogs away ..

RE: What is the longest phone call you ever had?

Does Reverse charge phone calls apply

Broke into a house once and rang vodafone helpline ....went back next night and all you could hear was


" Press 4 to speak to a operator or hash to go back a step"

RE: Happy Birthday Bored Guy :)

Happy Birthday Bored Guy ....I read somewhere

..That statistically Birthdays are good for you as the more you have the longer you live


I noted you share the same Birthday as Jampet ..are you Twins? cos you often look like a girl and i hear you wear womens clothes quite a lot

Once again Mi auld Amigo

RE: Anybody out there...this place is very quiet...

Pssssssssst take a camcorder as well

RE: Anybody out there...this place is very quiet...

Just popped in for a few mins while the adverts are on...

I had my Scanner activated earlier to the police frequency in Galway....


Seems like theres all sorts of commotions going on over there ....their calling for re-enforcements as i type

Wonder what could be going on

RE: COUNTY NICK NAMES LEAVE HERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Meath : The Sportsmans/FairPlay County

Louth : The Robbed County

RE: SPREAD THE HAPPINESS

Good Moaning again

right time to get rid of this turtle head i think as it keeps trying to stick its head out

Hasta Luego mon amies

RE: SPREAD THE HAPPINESS

Good Moaning Everyone

RE: Rumor Has it....

Dogs cant Talk witty

RE: Rumor Has it....

Why oh why am i not surprised when i see you mention a Mini and a Crash in the same sentence...cmon snap out of it and think positive

Get some Help for Gods sake

RE: OCT 2- GALWAY GET-TOGETHER at Massimo's Pub

You want Male





Oh Mail


Can someone steal Cuppachinos Coat for me ...he likes that sort of thing