Omurchu65 Forum Posts (509)

RE: pc reformat

Norton 360 stores all your media and photos personal info etc etc etc online so thats cool....i cant afford it anymore so thats not cool

RE: Charity from CS users

Thanks CB and im sure everyone here trusts old Omurchu


Im after donating a couple of jumpers and shirts to the Hiati appeal at the Redemptorist this morning and am glued to the telly incase i see someone wearing "Omurchu Construction Dundalk "....may as well get something out of it myself with some advertising

<......teeth cleaned by PJ Mahoney dentists main st
<......drink sold by The Tara e
<.........Florists by Tarcy
<.........eye consultation by opti expresso

Names have been kinda changed to protect the identity of people already helping others

RE: If you could have plastic surgery for free - what would you have done?

Yep ive had the knife at me as well but it was to rebuild my Right hand which i left inside the windscreen when i went through it ..

I Had whats known as a Groin Flap when they cut you open from your Groin to your hip and sew your Damaged hand to your insides for 2 weeks while new nerve endings, muscle and missing flesh attach themselves to the damaged area.....then they partially cut it away a week later and then another week later ,remove it fully ...you completely get a new hand but its pretty hard to look at ....took another 4-5 ops to have it looking anything like a hand and i have to look at what is in front of me or i knock things over ...was always knocking peoples pints off tables as theres no sense of distance cos you think the hand is no longer there ...weird to explain ....people assume your drunk which is understandable cos i probally would be





Oh Thanks to all at Anne Young Ward .ST James. and Mr Orr the surgie guy .... <......see the hand looks good doesnt it

RE: GENETICALLY ALTERED FOOD .....

wouldnt trust anything Man made

If our Lord God The Merciful and Wise didnt give it too us then we shouldnt have it .....

Scientists should be hanged for messing with Mother Nature ...Next it will be genetically modified animals and then what .......

RE: Are girls too much like guys in the 21st century

I blame the Suferjets myself...bloody letting women have the vote was the worst thing ever

and has anyone seen the rise in divorces since women urghh you know were able to (gosh sometimes its hard to write good antagonising stuff)..yeh thats right and i say every good looking chick should be made to have 20-30 babies while the men go out to the pubs and she should have his dinner on the table and wait on him hand and foot ..

Crap my sisters are at the door ,better run they like their cips of tea at the right temperture or they get right nasty ....


One day ill grow a pair so big i may even tell them to make their own bloody tea Women !! their very bossy !!!

RE: All this talk about Beer.......lol

and next youll be telling me Santa doesnt really exist .. and i know faries exist , Ive met Vinny

RE: All this talk about Beer.......lol

I love Anyone with Gold ...will you be my friend ..i love you long time ....

if you really got a crock of gold you can buy me youself a new car

RE: All this talk about Beer.......lol

Yes it cleared up my ageing lines instantly and saved me having to pay for botox ........just bleeched my teeth what do you think

RE: All this talk about Beer.......lol

Well im not going to sit beside you in Dublin as i dont want a beer thrown at me

Another reason the little folk should be given only half glasses



(any room in the fallout bunker for me as well)

RE: Are girls too much like guys in the 21st century

Kuhhhh Your all an expensive bunch on this site



and just because i still have my Confirmation money doesnt mean im tight

RE: Are girls too much like guys in the 21st century

Well personally i prefer to have a Partner who drinks from a half pint Glass rather than a Pint Glass if i was getting her a drink ....



The Reason is simple : Its Soooo much cheaper


<........this cartoon needs to be modified

RE: Football (what are ya like?, fish on a bike)

well your right i will be heading out in .......22 mins

RE: Football (what are ya like?, fish on a bike)

why not ask her to meet you she can hop on the bus for free



Ahh thats not Fair were all getting older day by day and i wish a nice young lady would take an interest in an auld Fella like me

The older the Fiddle ..........the more rotten it is

RE: Football (what are ya like?, fish on a bike)

The real gilfs are in the Nursing Homes

Whoops im hijacking ...better go ive a date tonight and have to scrub up

RE: Football (what are ya like?, fish on a bike)

Sure thats not a Gilf thats a Young un

RE: Football (what are ya like?, fish on a bike)

Me Toooooo


Their called Gilf s

RE: Football (what are ya like?, fish on a bike)

Rob

You Like Granny Knickers ......Pervieeeeeeeeeeeee

RE: Football (what are ya like?, fish on a bike)

The Only proper sport is Hunting or as we say around here Poaching its kinda the same ....Everything else is

RE: the perils of a new relationship

Women

You cant live with them and you cant live with them

RE: STATUS UPDATE

Great to see you were Paroled early

RE: Things to do in Derry

Yehhhhhh Great to see you back ya good thing ya ...How would you know where the goodlooking fellas go your suppose to be in a convent

RE: does god actually exist in your eyes

Just found Gods contact number if anyones intrested so you can ask him yourself

another way to see if you believe or not is... to Close your eyes , make them go from left to right 5 times and scratch the back of your head........


If you feel the need to scratch your nose then God is beside you

try it i did ???

RE: Things to do in Derry

Im sure she is ......shes like a wondering spirit that knows all and sees all...a folk legend ...a gentle breeze chilling the hairs on the back of your neck captivating you into a sense of contentment and desire ......

ahhh classy ladies like Derry Woman dont go away

RE: Things to do in Derry

Ask DerryWoman

shes really nice and keeps her ears to the ground....doesnt have a choice really theyve been nailed down....> but she knows where the young people go as shes family and where the more refined of us would want to go(old uns) ...just an idea

RE: My Good Deed

well i personally would of walked by ....

You can tell a genuine person in need of assistence and a person living on the street .....

clean clothes? washed? , type of shoes?...do they wear a watch?..a hundred and one tell tail signs to distinguish between a accidental collapse or a self induced one ..

Thankfully as i go to mass nowadays i dont Steal the victims wallets when their on the ground but thats what religion does ... makes you do all sorts of good deeds ..


I like tying their shoe laces together and then wake them very funny ...this world needs more laughter

RE: woman who was trapped

....one of lifes ups and downs stories i think

RE: does god actually exist in your eyes

WooooHoooo another Trekie .."Into the Nubla Scotty"

"But captan the engine canneee take nooo moreee,the dilythiam crystal has had it"


" Bones hows the stone creature from plant 2 zero nine can you save him?"


"For Gods Sake jim im a surgeon not a Bricklayer "



Live long and Prosper Wobbie of the Dublin clan

RE: STATUS UPDATE

My last girlfriend got punctured but im glad as she used to keep spitting at me

and you know what they say ...

well i do, every last one.. as people always quote stupid things to me since im always getting dumped

RE: STATUS UPDATE

I have a very low sensitivity status ... am quite content being selfish and mean to people and have zero morals ,so.. yeh for most people im Dirt...

thanks mate i cant tell you how much youve brightened my day

RE: STATUS UPDATE

Fingers crossed