elsson Forum Posts (1,864)

RE: Secrets told.... No ladies allowed!

Sorry, standing ovation is a local euphanism.

Man U-Chelsea

Only if Ken Dodd gets injured.

RE: Do you like it on or off....?

eeerrrrmmm I am not sure if I understand the question, maybe I am thinking outside the box (excuse the pun) I found it a cryptic question so will give appropriate answer. I would not like to wake up with mascara around my face.

RE: how many females would take me home lol

Don't you know your own way home?????

RE: e mail and mail box "greetings"

If a guy you met in RL came up to you and told you he wanted his wicked way with you/wanted to marry you/wanted to know if you wanted to be his soulmate you would probably run a mile. However if he said hi how are you? You would give him an answer. Is there any difference in a first CS communication?? If you reply back with a "nice to meet you" type statement maybe the next response from him/her would be more interesting.

Man U-Chelsea

Sorry you lost me on that one. seriously

Man U-Chelsea

That was a better joke than mine

Man U-Chelsea

I think they will and Liverpool have
already announced their team.

No 1 Ken Dodd

No2 Arthur Askey

No 3 Bob Carollolgees

No 4 Jimmy Tarbuck

No 5 Tom O'Connor

No 6 Derek Hatton

No 7 Ricky tomlinson

No8 Stam Boardman

No9 Eddie Yates

No 10 Craig Charles

and of course at no 11. Lucas

RE: Atheist's and Christian's get together

Well maybe that says a lot.

RE: If someone steals something from you and you take it back....you are?

RE: If someone steals something from you and you take it back....you are?

Did you not take notice of his link He has been exposed of reading any old crap and believing it. Think only me and Conrad bothered reading.

RE: If someone steals something from you and you take it back....you are?

Well you learnt something today at least.



I do not need to debate with you. You seem to have perfected the art of looking silly all by yourself.
Just a bit of advice check your sources before posting. It save future embarrassment.

RE: If someone steals something from you and you take it back....you are?

Oh I don't debate with people unworthy of my time when they do not even have the weapon for a debate let alone the ammunition. Your gospel quotes the following.

Uncyclopedia is, simply put, a wiki dedicated to satire and other forms of humor through parodying Wikipedia and other encyclopedias, often with inaccurate, distorted, or blatantly false information.

Uncyclopedia is not Wikipedia. Uncyclopedia and Wikipedia are quite similar in that both Uncyclopedia and Wikipedia are full of lies. The difference is that Wikipedia believes their lies are more truthful than Uncyclopedia's lies. Aside from this, one of the biggest contrasts between Uncyclopedia and Wikipedia is that Uncyclopedia rocks the house, unlike the nerds at Wikipedia. Because of this, some may argue that Uncyclopedia is the "opposite" of Wikipedia.




Ever felt sucha silly sausage before???

RE: If someone steals something from you and you take it back....you are?

Try ths link to your fountain of knowledge before everyone else does.

RE: If someone steals something from you and you take it back....you are?

You have shot yourself in the foot here. Tha site is a tongue in cheek piss take of Wiki.

Hence it's heading on homepage.
Welcome to Uncyclopedia,
the content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit.

The article was a tongue in cheek joke that only an idiot would fail to notice. If the cap fits.

Man U-Chelsea

On the contrary. You do not know the hurt it would cause for the Manchester, Cockneys to overtake us in leauge title and be the first to win the league 4 on the bounce. You would never hear the last of it south of the Watford Gap.

RE: If someone steals something from you and you take it back....you are?

Does that mean 12.5% are criminals. What gibberish you come out with.

RE: what do u think of daterhere

One a legend the other a leg end eh

RE: what do u think of daterhere

Wouldn.t be the name of a famous boxer??

RE: Atheist's and Christian's get together

I love that you care about my dopey sleepy pattern.

RE: Atheist's and Christian's get together

I spoke about this on the other thread but as an Atheist I would find it hard to date a devout christian but if someone who beleived and wanted to go to church I would not have a problem. The problem would arise if she wanted or demanded I change. It would not be real so the whole relationshionsip would be a sham......and vice versa.

RE: what song reminds you of your ex?

scorpions - wind of change.

Man U-Chelsea

As a Liverpool fan, I want Chelsea to beat Liverpool next week. Any other Liverpool fans feel the same???

RE: Did God create man or did man create God

RE: Did God create man or did man create God

Well both off high risk and low risk so guess your analogy is not far off the mark. Personally I am not an investor in either. But good analogy.

RE: what about the people that

There you go again, trying to grab hold of choppers.

RE: what about the people that

Nah no need to no argument going on just civil discussion. Too early in the night for me.

RE: what about the people that

I feel honoured

RE: what about the people that

Well I think that is subjective way of looking at things. I feel my freedom has been eroded from within the Western world, never really felt threatened from elsewhere.

RE: Men, Want a Date? Pack an iPhone

<<<<< Crappy Nokia so looks like I am stuck