RE: if you do what you've always done ..

Why is an Englishman living in Italy supporting Spain?

Don't tell me that it is because both England and Italy were sent packing early.

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RE: WOULD YOU HIT A WOMAN??

I think it worked, Tim must have really gone for a long walk.
As we were saying...?

RE: How is your day today?

Brava!

You need to build up your confidence. Don't lean if you are going too slow, but steer.
An other problem with leaning is badly inflated tyres. Have them checked regularly, particularly after a lay off of more than a week.
Pressing down on the handle bar and then following the lean with your body may be helpful.thumbs up

RE: How is your day today?

Sorry not to have answered your post before.

It is always a start even if it is just a "chicken chaser".
So go on, be a devil and get started. It's cool, fun and very convenient.cool

RE: Have you ever ??

I always walk my dog naked. It is too hot to dress the dog. rolling on the floor laughing

RE: How is your day today?

Brilliant was my day!

I had a mishap and I now have aches and pains and bruises in, wait......eight places.

Where are my pain killers?

RE: WOULD YOU HIT A WOMAN??

Sadly I have. She was family if she could be called that and she was horrible to my wife who was defenceless.

On principle and in practise, I try, very hard to walk away. Many times I am successful. Sometimes I am not. It is not right I admit. I am a very courteous and polite person. I really go out of my way to keep my nose clean. But if pushed in a corner and there is nowhere to go, then I will come out with the first punch.

Fortunately, it happens very very rarely.

RE: Ladies...advice needed......

Sorry Phoenix, but with the beard it is better. It shows less of your face, see?grin

RE: how to attrect man...?

Ahoj! Jak se mas? Mam se dobre.handshake

RE: How is your day today?

Hooray! An other biker...well sort of. Welcome to the club.

P.S. Scooter are called "Hair dryers" in the fraternity.applause

RE: In a realationship.....

I don't lay down ground rules.
A person either does or does not do determined things because it is the way to go about things and not because I said so. Otherwise it will be like having to look up the "Rules and Regulations Book" all the time.

Arguments are stupid, keep them to a minimum and stick to the issue in question.
No name calling, never.
If it is going nowhere, decide to stop and continue later when both are calmer.

If we quarrel and she is not speaking to me, I don't care who is right and who is at fault. I still go to patch things up. Then we can get to the bit that comes after (making up and all thatwink) much quicker.

RE: rice or pasta dishes

As per your request:

If you are cooking shrimps or prawns or suchlike, sprinkle just a very little bit of instant coffee powder to finish. It will give a BBQ taste.

RE: Ladies...does the car a guy drives make a difference?

Ok, your Honour I will rephrase:

Had I not been taken would I be eligible or would I have to revert to the single seat on my bike?

RE: WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?.. Part 2 ....

Finishing my birthday cake like there is no tomorrow.cake

RE: stop stop !!! lol

What are trains?dunno Haven't had them here in my time.

20km + 70km = 90km

For a 90km trip on the island you have to go round in circles a few times.

RE: Three words that make woman happy

I notice a twist in your post:

Is "Off to Work" what makes a woman happy, or were you actually going "Off to work" yourself?confused .

RE: admitting age

Good AM Tulefel

Now that is more like it. Thanks.

Compliment accepted with a little blushing just as criticism is accepted, (a bit), with grace.

handshake

RE: Three words that make woman happy

grin grin

RE: admitting age

I meant the "expert player" bit is what hurt.

RE: admitting age

Ouch! That one hurt!

RE: Three words that make woman happy

3 words that surely will make your woman happy:

"You are right".

P.S. You all know that I don't really mean the above, but I feel a bit light hearted right now. laugh

RE: Why Can't Women Learn 2 Cook ?

Is it wrong to do so?confused

RE: admitting age

Oooh! And you even changed your photo to tell me that. Couldn't wait to get that off your hairy chest, could you?rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Just tone it down a bit, ok? I have a reputation to take care of.cool

RE: admitting age

Come come now! Surely it cannot have been that long ago since you turned 40.
In any case, you are as young as the pranks you get up to.

RE: Girls from Eastern Europe.

Two bulls, one young and the other old are grazing on a hill. The young one is very fretful and gets up the old bull's nose.
"What's eating you?" asks the old bull.
"See those six young cows at the bottom of the hill?" asks the young bull.
"What about them?" replies the old bull.
"Why don't we run down there very quickly and do one cow each?" asks the young bull.
The old bull looks attentively at the six young cows and asks the young bull, "Why don't we go slowly slowly down there and do all six of them?"

Now I haven't the slightest idea what the above has to do with your post just as much as I haven't the slightest idea what you mean by it.
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RE: admitting age

Thanks Kidatheart (and Englishman too).

I learnt something new. Do I qualify as a "not an old dog"?

dunno

RE: Are woman mean, please see EU Forum before voting

Don't let it get you down; I was just egging you on a bit.

RE: admitting age

I know soup but I don't know chooks. What are they?dunno

RE: Girls from Eastern Europe.

He is so shallow and he thinks that he knows it all.
We are supposed to be courteous to each other on these threads but I find it absolutely impossible to be nice to whatshisname.
I am sorry but that's the way it is.

RE: admitting age

Glad to know that I am not alone.

Must go now to grab some (3 hours) sleep. Lately it is all (plus 1 hour siesta) that I can manage to spare.
Eat your hearts out young ones, and before you even think to shoot us older guys, wait till you reach our age and see if you can manage our pace. By then, I won't give a monkey what you think.

Actually, come to think of it, I don't give a monkey now.
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