bonsai Forum Posts (510)

A soft bed..........

You two crack me up. Love your banter............

A soft bed..........

If i didnt want to be a redhead anymore i would like your colour. I love your hair.

A soft bed..........

But i will thanks Shell, and buy you flowers with the $$$ i saved from the stretcher lol.

A soft bed..........

Maybe i will buy one for my mate. I should make the drunk who hit me with his harley pay for it. I am now known as "the traffic stopper".

A soft bed..........

Good thought Shell. I have every other piece of camping crap available except a stretcher. No one to borrow from so will look at buying one on the way. Hope there is room for it somewhere. The cost of a bed for a few nights is expensive. ps.....i have trouble getting off the loo some days sorry too much info lol.

A soft bed..........

I would like to drive to Sydney to visit some old haunts and have been offered a place to stay with a friend who is much younger than me. As i am waiting on another knee replacement and will be out of action for ages after op sleeping on the floor is not a comfortable option. His sister and 3 kids are also staying so he said i can bunk in with him. I have shared many a bed/tent camping with friends and dont have a problem with that but i am concerned about what his family will think and the repercussions for him. He says its his problem. Should i stay.......... I would never put anyone out of their own bed.

RE: The Most Dangerous Snake in the World

Ive been bitten by a brown snake once but spat at many times by the trouser snake........i can confirm its not fatal.

RE: 3 Days as a member OMG

I live in a small town as well. Probably about 60 houses and i felt the same way as you about my pic on here for all to see didnt want to scare people with my mug shot. I got hardly any mail and what i did get was desperate weirdo stuff that i dont get now. If you get noticed on a dating site then they must be looking too. Good luck

RE: Well perhaps I'm taking the next step

SMART WOMAN

RE: "dateless" not "desperate"

Payback

RE: "dateless" not "desperate"

Payback

RE: Well perhaps I'm taking the next step

All the best sweetheart with your plans. Most of us are recycled, thats why these sites exist. Aim for the stars.

18 to 99 or 45 and under..............

I can see the hospital emergency waiting room filled with thinking men. How do i explain this to the wife.

18 to 99 or 45 and under..............

We all want an honest man sweetheart. Problem is there is a shortage of them and i hate looking at the white band where the wedding ring has just been.

18 to 99 or 45 and under..............

Please Mr Darkhorseman can i have an invite to your first book launch. I promise i wont drink too much champers and break any furniture, i just want a signed copy.

RE: Off for a few Dys

Lots of sailors in Port Lincoln lol Enjoy time with your family, thats what christmas is supposed to be sbout.

RE: TutorGirl is getting drunk :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAYsweetheart.

RE: TutorGirl is getting drunk :)

Go for it i am 52 tomorrow and christmas and birthdays suck. Bah humbug All the best who celebrate the real meaning of the 25th. Im not religeos but we should enjoy each others company for friendship and..........i forgot what i was saying sorry a little pissed, starting birthday drinks early Merry whatever.

RE: speedway bikes not cars

I LOVE anything that you can put fuel into and race. Been to speedway many times, used to (wo)man the pit gate then ride my cruiser home. Sold slicks at the race tracks years ago so if its got 2 wheels then..........

Watch out girls........

Kizzy if a man has good common sense and is a real man he will leave sisterhood alone and look after his mates eh. We are all equal.

Watch out girls........

You got it in one, he hitting on the young and pretty like you and the older and not so pretty. Been in Melbourne a month i was told. Just looking out for us girls......its called sisterhood. I dont want some angry wife coming after me.

Watch out girls........

I had been chatting to a handsome guy from Dubai recently who said he was widowed on his profile and now lives and works in Melbourne. Yes i know about the "lost my wife stories" etc but i love learning about other cultures so i asked more questions. Turns out he lives with his wife and kids and said he didnt no what widowed ment. He is looking to date women and has the attitude that men are free to make thier own friends. I hope i set him straight about our culture.

18 to 99 or 45 and under..............

YA GOT TO LOVE AN OZZIE EH MATE. thats EH for holden ok.

18 to 99 or 45 and under..............

Ok girl lets travel........ No one seems to want more than a quicky, which i dont do other than a quick lunch that is. I dont need commitment, just honesty. Why is that so hard to find in another human.

18 to 99 or 45 and under..............

Sweetheart i might just do that.

18 to 99 or 45 and under..............

What the hell do you do when almost every male wants a woman so much younger. Sure i put younger on my profile BUT i dont mean 20+ years younger and age is always open for consideration . At 51 it seems i am too old. May as well buy a camper and travel OZ. At least the "grey nomads" have happy hour at 4pm and a laugh when travelling. I cant be the only one experiencing this.

RE: Real women; are there any left?

I now live in a small country town, have lived on 43000 acres with 23000 sheep, always had chooks and ducks and left the city 26 years ago. I grow heirloom vegies and drink too much red wine, should be making home brew. I hate shopping centres, love the high country and have always camped...........is that real enough. Good luck to those who love to shop. Somebody has to keep our economy going.

RE: Merry Chrissy

Shell thankyou that was great.

Mobile ph yes or no......

I always get and call there phone number first without giving mine out or saying i am going to call but some men have sheds. When the wife yells "dinner" its time to hang up and delete. I wonder if i should give my number out at all.

Mobile ph yes or no......

I rang but Oprah said she was on a Ozzie tax funded Sydney harbour cruise eating lunch. Why did you give give me her number.