bonsai Forum Posts (510)

RE: Country girls Vs City Chicks

Can you please explain to me please...........
Mr normalguywhoisratherstrangecity/countrychickmagnet.com what the "it" is and do you think city women cant talk and think at the same time.

RE: Country girls Vs City Chicks

Ive already told you, tea

Apron to keep the sausage safe.

A swim or spa would be nice first.

RE: Seems Most of the Profiles r fake!!!

Its all your fault RALF for being so damn attractive

There are alot of genuine people on here but i agree with RALF, women get hounded or you talk via this site for awhile then they just disappear. No answer, no explaination, gone. Poof. Leaves you wondering...... what did i say I used to be polite and reply to everyone. Now i have little faith and dont bother.

RE: I'm back

All the best Jimbob.......looks like your moving on and up.

RE: How to get a man to truly open up!

I think they are the smartest words i have ever seen you type.

RE: Country girls Vs City Chicks

Muffin with grilled cheese please.

RE: Country girls Vs City Chicks

White tea 2 sugars in a large mug when i open my eyes in the morning please sweetheart

So you were born when..............

RALF darlin we are all a year older every year.

So you were born when..............

Oh poor nuts......i can relate. Its a rotten time to be born eh and i hate christmas and 5 cent coins. I remember sixpence in the plum pudding. Not a sweet tooth so i didnt like that either.

RE: Melbourne and surrounding areas

I can only assume "dh" is short for "dickhead" or does it mean something else.

RE: Melbourne and surrounding areas

So please tell me what is the difference between your jest and sarcasm.
"the women here could learn a thing or to" was a dig about the way we look compared to the city horses even though you are only going by our profile photos and no, your legs are not that great sorry.


In a public forum if you give it you have to learn to take it Mr Wonderful.

RE: Country girls Vs City Chicks

Well your still on a dating site so have you met your hundred yet. If not try doing a door knock.

Thats a very narrow minded way to decide if "she" is the one. What if there was someone from a different state who would love to relocate to be with you. I dont think your really looking with that attitude.

So you were born when..............

I was born on christmas eve and it sucks. If you were born on or near a religious or cultural holiday how do you feel about your birth day??????.

RE: Country girls Vs City Chicks

Please kindly drop one e from breed. silly me.

RE: Country girls Vs City Chicks

City born and breed but been in the bush 27 years now and could never go back fulltime but weekends in the city are great fun. Just need a weekend lover now.

RE: Melbourne and surrounding areas

No i think i will just leave the 6" heals at home and pill up. Maybe bring the billycart and pay someone to drag me.

RE: Melbourne and surrounding areas

Hang on Mr you said and i quote "the women here could learn a thing or too" from what, sweaty, smelly, hairy, big hoofed, big arsed nags pounding the pavement earning $$$ for their master, and you call that a nice comment. Wow!!!!!!! I love horses and have owned/worked them for 30 years and yes i like my mane but sorry there is no tail in my rear end.

RE: Melbourne and surrounding areas

So you like your women hairy, with big feet and huge arses..........

RE: International vs local

Yes i know about that great waste of taxpayers money. Cant catch a bloody fish for miles now.

RE: WHat you prefer.....

CRAP PARTNER

RE: International vs local

Nowra is "wonky". Where the hell did you pull that word from and what is your interpretation of that word in reference to a town. What a strange thing to say. As i have said before.......you really have put Wonthaggi on the map in a strange way.

One for the guys...........

Hey jem that was fantastic work from kizzy. A lesson learned by me tonight.

RE: And so the story begins.....

........fell to the floor from a lack of blood to the brain and when he went down he hit his.......

One for the guys...........

I have a large rump, oh sorry you ment on a plate........that table by the window if you dont mind TB. Here take my credit card and order for us please, i need to powder my nose.

One for the guys...........

to you Oldbussy.

One for the guys...........

Good call kizzy, 2 weeks is long enough. Why didnt i think of that. I know.......to easy going.

One for the guys...........

Thats a tapeworm from the same vicinity.

One for the guys...........

.........with cold wet noses.


Seriously though men say they like honest assurtive women but as soon as you are upfront they (some not all) turn to jelly. Maybe i am not playing the game according to their rules.......screw the rules, there is nothing wrong with a woman asking and paying for a mans drink/dinner. I think you may have a point about being scared of redheads. WE ARE NOT ALL FIERY DRAMA QUEENS OK.

One for the guys...........

I should also have put in my post that meeting for a drink was also declined. Same response............to soon. I dont want to have my next date when i get to heaven in case they dont drink up there. They still want to email so i can only think they are NOT single.

One for the guys...........

Can you shed some light on this please. A guy sends an email or a message in flowerbox. You start to talk via email on this (or any) site and it goes well for quite a few weeks. You think ah ha this guy might actually be interested so you ask for his mobile number. He says its to soon, we need to email some more. I explain that if i call you my number will show up and not be hidden.

I am on a "Dating" site to do just that, not look for a husband, live-in lover, a place to stay, money or an email friend. (enjoy the forums too)

We can all be suspicious but how long should i keep tapping the keys without feeling the joke is on me. I know i am not the only one getting older by the minute.


signed......... dateless NOT desperate.