Zellarrone1 Forum Posts (7,644)

Who does your ironing?

I actually used to be a good ironer but stopped ironing altogether about 12 years ago. But, since about a month ago I've had to start ironing shirts again and am completely useless Ah well, practise might make me perfect again

Who does your ironing?

That might be where I went wrong then. I didn't press the iron down very hard and never even used the steam function as they were slightly damp anyway

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You could have told me that before I pelted a basket of rotten eggs at him on the podium

Who does your ironing?

Well, the older I get, the worse I seem to become at ironing

I've decided that "shirts" are the most evilest thing to iron

I've even invested in a "sleeve board" to try and get crease in the right place and wrinkle free cuffs. But, both sleeves still ended up looking a dogs dinner

So, I decided to look on internet for any tips and read that bacofoil is supposed to be placed between board and ironing cover, so that both sides get done at once and a smoother finish all round. So, obviously that's where I've been going wrong

Anyway, back to topic question I've noticed that on most of the photos the single men on here have. They are wearing well ironed shirts. So, the men on here must be expert ironers

So, kindly leave your ironing tips here either that or spill the beans on who really irons your shirts

Don't be shy now, I promise not to laugh if you say it's your mother

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Boo Hiss ...

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Stupid questions on here Never

Fortune Telling at Funfairs

I hope you're wearing your warpaint

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Yes, those two CS sitcoms were even competition for Eastenders and Corrie

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CS Forums, Uk version only

Fortune Telling at Funfairs

Hi Muleguy Yes, thanks I'm doing okay. Aw, this thread feels like a reunion now what with you making your annual visit and Leisure crawling out of his wigwam

No, I'll probably give having my cards read another miss this year. Or make do with Geminimans prediction for free or for price of a glass of

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80s

80s forever

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Nope, I'd rather have a good chicken madras any day of the week

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I'd go out with a bang on a massive pub crawl making sure my coffin was positioned after the last pub so I could just topple into it and RIP forever

Fortune Telling at Funfairs

Wow, you should get yourself in her wigwam and see if she predicts anything interesting for you.

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Oh heck yeah, this always seems to happen to me. I always seem to attract the emotionally needy/wrecked emotional vampire types.

I reckon it's because I'm such a strong personality that they see me as some kind of emotional crutch.

Thing is I don't really have much patience so they usually irritate me and I boot them quick

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A jacket spud covered in coleslaw soon to be followed by a vanilla crown

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I'll have an Italian warrior, that looks like the one who delivered my pizza and chips last night. Then again he could have been turkish who knows

Fortune Telling at Funfairs

It does so many people on this thread not around anymore.... Only seems like yesterday when we all used to have a laugh together

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Explain the offside rule over and over

Fortune Telling at Funfairs

Wow, I can't believe an whole year has flown by since I posted this

I never did end up going to have my fortune told at the fair or by anyone else But, the fairs back in Hull next week so I'll try find time to get there this year!

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Alphaville .......... Forever Young

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So, how is it you're megarich in this profile, yet in your other name you're grumbling about losing 600 pounds and have to work 14 hours to make ends meet

But, hey at least you've not got a fake pic up of your face, just numerous pics of your old chopper

RE: LISTS LISTS HERE IS A GOOD ONE

Yeah, even a blind cat can see that him, his friend "MarriageMinded" and "HelicopterPilotness" are all the same person .....

Seemingly here to incite trouble and slag the female gender off OR at least try but we are much too savvy for them

To be honest I think he has some serious mental issues and grudges towards women

I also think he sits in a cybercafe using multiple computers to create numerous profiles to try and create unrest on here. Or maybe he's even a previous member that's been banned and back to try and cause trouble

OR maybe he just has no life at all so really believes all these fantasy profiles and fairy tale lives he drivels on about are real

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4 for me

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or even two megatrips not too

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Sunny and I've got to go on too mega shopping expeditions in a minute. One to pets@home and one foodshop.

So, I'll wear my or I'll be blinded by the light!

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I think they're either "hopeless romantics" or just "hopelessly optimistic" where marriage is concerned

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I usually do the cupids or stupids ol' arrow through the heart tactie or even a stake through the heart depends on which is the nearest and if they don't get the message that way then I send them a few smoke signals