Dude44Dude44 Forum Posts (397)

RE: What I am doing here ?

Finally......a profile photo of yours that I can live with!



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RE: What I am doing here ?

Fish, doing some scampi... boogie

RE: What I am doing here ?

On second thought....keep the underwear.


...but do you have a bicycle?


motorcycle dancing dog


RE: ladys your favorite men

Oh, very good... rolling on the floor laughing doh

RE: Bigfoot/Sasquatch - Do you believe?

Ghosts, aliens and UFO's also exist. It's all in our minds.

RE: anyone interested in be my real friend?

RE: What is more important to you for living

I gotto pay the rent. So money works for me. The rest kinda follows naturally, after I have got food and shelter....

RE: What's your estimate of the average IQ in these forums?

This place has hit a new low in IQ and everything else. What a waste of time! There seem to be more scammers on here than anything else!


doh

RE: Love and Hatred.

You slimey git...


Feel better now?


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RE: if u would be a body part what would u be and why???

My left Foot.

RE: What is one thing you'd like to do before you leave this earth?

Be the very best in what I do. Be fabulous, be the very best I can. That would be enough. banana applause cheering

RE: Daiting Disaster after 20 year lul

Bai sum daites, and a buttel of whine, an jus relax an hav a gud time. Done worry aboud it, not wurth it.

cheers wave

RE: ladies,Do you like the

That's why I like you.....you stick out from the crowd.






...and you hump hamsters...


rolling on the floor laughing doh

RE: Its the little things you miss the most

Oh, alright then..

cheers hug

RE: Its the little things you miss the most

Do you need a slap too?

doh dunno

RE: Its the little things you miss the most

You must be joking..we get the lives we deserve. What on earth have you been doing? Just say "no"..!

RE: Its the little things you miss the most

Oh stop it!...do you need a slap?

RE: My polar bear eats penguins for breakfast.

If you found a restaurant offering penguin steak, would you try it?

I Won the Lotto!

Oh, suddenly things are looking "up" again!.. grin

RE: Where would you most like to go on vacation?

Anywhere, so long as nobody has a computer, and no-one is addicted to online dating sites.

RE: are men put off by women who smoke

Dating a woman who smokes is like having to clean the cat litter by licking it and eating the big bits. The sight of post-50's women with parchment skin and wrinkles around their mouths, their clothes that stink, and their brittle hair, stained with nicotine. Well, I could go on, but I guess you get my drift.

smoking

I Won the Lotto!

Oh, what a charmer you are! ...yes, you are quite a win. Your name should be Lotti...

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RE: HEY GUYS..TERRIBLE THOUGHT!

I actually suspect that at least half of you are aliens.

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I Won the Lotto!

Only kidding, but I'm gonna win. Just you watch me. Then all you women will want me....

...and then I'll be incredible hard-to-get...



No seriously, what do you think of lotto-type lotteries?....Are they a goverment scam?..just another tax in disguise?


doh laugh

RE: HEY GUYS..TERRIBLE THOUGHT!

Exactly....posting and posting and posting and posting and posting....

...until posting and posting becomes a way of life, and the idea of actually dating anyone scares the crap outta you.

We'll all end up in a box together....just a lot of post toasties.

None of us snap, nor crackle, nor pop....we just get sort of mushy...


popcorn





RE: If you had one day left to live, what would you do?

Realistically, I would probably spend the last day scrambling to make a legally binding will, so as not to leave a mess behind me.

RE: If you had one day left to live, what would you do?

Immediately ask for an extension....

RE: Blonde island

Not really. But if you can give milk, yes, big time!

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RE: Blonde island

If I said "a big mind", would you be disappointed? batting

RE: Blonde island

Actually, I have quite small hands, but I compensate in other areas darling. batting

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