Dude44Dude44 Forum Posts (397)

RE: please help me

First, shave.

Then look into the mirror and say loudly, "She sells seashells by the seashore" 100 times.

If you get it wrong more than 5 times, slap yourself hard thru the face, while making a kissing sound in the mirror..

if you enjoyed this exercise, you know what you are doing wrong.



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RE: Why do people become trolls

It's so thick, I have to use a hedge trimmer...

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RE: Why do people become trolls

Yes I have, darling, and if you like, I'll dye it pink for you....



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RE: Why do people become trolls

I've just checked.

wow

No, your chest is most definitely not flat. Ergo, you are not a troll.

(do you have a pink wig?)


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RE: Yo Folks....

It's good...but Panda Toe-Jam anti Athlete's foot is even better!

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RE: Why do people become trolls

It's simple. People become trolls because they have small penises, or they are flat-chested.

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RE: Merry Christmas Ladies

I think Patmac is cruising for a grannie...



...maybe even two!



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Welcome to the next Ice Age

I hope you've enjoyed this brief 10'000 year period of warm, because the next Ice Age cometh.
Get ready to pay a LOT more for heating, and....oh yeah, you'll have to vacate Europe, Canada and the USA, and move somewhere else. Better make friends with some third world countries with a lot of space.







Ladies, you have to choose one...

Which head?






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RE: just the sight of her

Oh, pull yourself together man...!


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Ladies, you have to choose one...

Sorry, you are incorrect. The top 1 percent earn more than 23% of USA income, more than the entire bottom 50 percent. Welcome to the Land of the Free!....(it's still a LOT better than most of the rest of the world tho....:-)

Here is a quote:

Quote: Here's a portion of Sanders' speech, which came during Senate debate over extending tax cuts passed under President George W. Bush. Democrats and Republicans divided over whether the cuts should be extended for the wealthiest Americans.

"Mr. President, in the year 2007, the top 1 percent of all income earners in the United States made 23.5 percent of all income," Sanders said. "The top 1 percent earned 23.5 percent of all income–more than the entire bottom 50 percent. That is apparently not enough. The percentage of income going to the top 1 percent has nearly tripled since the 1970s. in the mid-1970s, the top 1 percent earned about 8 percent of all income. in the 1980s, that figure jumped to 14 percent. in the late 1990s, that 1 percent earned about 19 percent."



RE: What'd you prefer in your partner?

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RE: Is there any

No, I'm just ver glad to see you...! grin

RE: Is there any

Hey!...is that a pepperoni u got, or a pimple?

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RE: Is there any

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

oh geez....

rolling on the floor laughing doh

RE: Is there any

No, just a very selective carnivore.

dancing dog

RE: If I was a man......... OR If I was a woman..........

Why did I know you would answer like that?

hang on....that question was too easy...



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RE: Is there any

Greasy fast food, dead animals, cold food, overcooked spaghetti, bad restaurant cooking, very hard boiled eggs, cold breakfast oats, old pizza.

RE: If I was a man......... OR If I was a woman..........

If I was a woman, I wouldn't want to be flat-chested...

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RE: If

Huge, lactating ones....




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RE: If

That's what you tell all the girls... scold

RE: If

Oh heaven....

smitten


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Tragedy

Fine, I'll be the meat, and you can be the dish!....


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Tragedy

Ya, I know that....so what would a good flipino dish be?

Tragedy

I'm in!....flexible is my middle name!

applause kiss ....this could be fun. Btw, I also think we should open a restuarant...

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Tragedy

Ok....look June, I checked you out. You're kinda cute, but I don't dig your Shrek tattoo. Not the noodles. Could you live with sushi and Nutella?

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Tragedy

I likey! wow banana


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Tragedy

Frankly, I couldn't imagine a more indulgent experience than you, wifey, and me in the sack with 3 tubs of Haagen Daz...

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Thread of the Week Award

Why not?....you are imminently equipped to have an opinion!

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Tragedy

Oh behave!!.... that's wicked! professor

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