To be perfectly honest, last year I booked a holiday on a Balinese island staffed by large-breasted Balinese twins who walked around naked. Needless to say, it was quite expensive....
Brilliant idea. Pity I didn't think of it myself. maybe I could do an island staffed only by handsome, well-hung young men under 35. Catering to clients who all have to be over 50, and rich.
I wonder how an island staffed by naked old men with beer guts would do?....
Yeah, you're a gold-digger. But I would respect you more if you weren't so defensive about it. Just say you want a guy with money, so you won't have to worry too much about making money yourself. If he makes money, and you're sleeping with him, then he's going to be picking up most of the bills, right? That's the way it works. But please don't expect that having a guy who's making money, will make you any happier than you already are, or guarentee a more secure relationship. It won't. it just makes you more dependent, and more superficial.
Goodbye, dear CS. Just because I'm butt-ugly, a social misfit, and unemployed, nobody wants me. So I'm going to slash a toilet roll with an NT cutter, drink a bottle of wine, and delete my profile. Goodbye cruel world, you didn't love me enough....I could've been a contender. Your loss!
The best joke threads on CS, are those with members saying "goodbye", but weeks or months later, their profile is still up! ....jeez, can't you succeed at anything??....
What would have happened if Microsoft had never issued an upgrade to Windows??.....we would still be working with Windows98!!....same with the Koran. The bible could do with an upgrade too now that I think about it.
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