When is it okay to Kiss Someone? "It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you...That's why I stopped doing it." (Jean, 10) How to Make Love Endure "Don't forget your wife's name...That will mess up the love." (Roger, 8)
"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the garbage." (Randy, 8)
How Do You Decide Who To Marry? "You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming." (Alan, age 10)
"No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with." (Kirsten, age 10)
How Can A Stranger Tell If Two People Are Married? "You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids." (Derrick, age 8)
What Do Most People Do On A Date? "Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. (Lynnette, age 8)
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." (Martin, age 10)
Is It Better To Be Single or Married? "It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them." (Anita, age 9)
How Would You Make a Marriage Work? "Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck." (Ricky, age 10)
The 10th grade teacher asks Jessica: "What part of the human body increases to 10 times it's normal size when excited?" Jessica responds: "That's disgusting! I don't have to answer that question!"
So the teacher asks little Johnny, who responds: "That's easy...the pupil of the eye."
"That's correct, Johnny. Very good!"
And turning to Jessica, she says: "I've three things to say to you, young lady... first, you didn't do your homework; second, you have a dirty mind; and third, you're in for a big disappointment!"
It was Friday night and Joseph and his wife, Natalie, had just gotten into their third argument of the day and were now giving each other the silent treatment, vowing not to be the first one to speak. However, at bedtime, Joseph realized that he would need his wife, who always woke up at 4:30am to wake him at 5:00am for golf with his friends. Not wanting to lose the battle of wills, Joseph wrote on a piece of paper,
"Natalie, please wake me at 5:00am."
The next morning, Joseph woke up at 9:00am, having missed the golf game with his friends. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper on the bedside table.
It's all about choice, many are forced to work outside the home and would prefer to concentrate on rearing there own children. But it doesn't suit every woman, if she is unhappy staying home she won't be doing that good a job of it.
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RE: WHITE WEDDING
Was her name little red riding hood??