Why Can't All Women Learn 2 Cook? ( Archived) (170)

Sep 12, 2011 6:05 PM CST Why Can't All Women Learn 2 Cook?
justabum
justabumjustabumRampart, Alaska USA24 Threads 3 Polls 33 Posts
Wouldn' be great if all women learned to cook a meal at home, instead of getting their man fat on the McDonalds diet...don't you think so ?
Plus, how long is gonna take before todays women realize, that the best and the surest way to man's heart is through his stomach ?
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Sep 12, 2011 6:08 PM CST Why Can't All Women Learn 2 Cook?
Lerie2010
Lerie2010Lerie2010Wellington, New Zealand869 Posts
justabum: Wouldn' be great if all women learned to cook a meal at home, instead of getting their man fat on the McDonalds diet...don't you think so ?
Plus, how long is gonna take before todays women realize, that the best and the surest way to man's heart is through his stomach ?


what century are you living in? Why not cook your own bloody meals and when did any woman have to take responsibility for you getting fat cause you stuff your face at McD!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 12, 2011 6:12 PM CST Why Can't All Women Learn 2 Cook?
Condemned666
Condemned666Condemned666norwich, Norfolk, England UK20 Threads 1 Polls 393 Posts
justabum: Wouldn' be great if all women learned to cook a meal at home, instead of getting their man fat on the McDonalds diet...don't you think so ?
Plus, how long is gonna take before todays women realize, that the best and the surest way to man's heart is through his stomach ?


Why not cook your own meals and if you still get fat you've only yourself to blame
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Sep 12, 2011 6:16 PM CST Why Can't All Women Learn 2 Cook?
ttmmm
ttmmmttmmmmullingar, Westmeath Ireland10 Threads 8 Polls 499 Posts
justabum: Wouldn' be great if all women learned to cook a meal at home, instead of getting their man fat on the McDonalds diet...don't you think so ?
Plus, how long is gonna take before todays women realize, that the best and the surest way to man's heart is through his stomach ?



does she make u eat it...get real dued....
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Sep 12, 2011 6:17 PM CST Why Can't All Women Learn 2 Cook?
ttmmm
ttmmmttmmmmullingar, Westmeath Ireland10 Threads 8 Polls 499 Posts
Lerie2010: what century are you living in? Why not cook your own bloody meals and when did any woman have to take responsibility for you getting fat cause you stuff your face at McD!!



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing handshake
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Sep 12, 2011 6:18 PM CST Why Can't All Women Learn 2 Cook?
leigh2154
leigh2154leigh2154Crossville, Tennessee USA5 Threads 6,408 Posts
justabum: Wouldn' be great if all women learned to cook a meal at home, instead of getting their man fat on the McDonalds diet...don't you think so ?
Plus, how long is gonna take before todays women realize, that the best and the surest way to man's heart is through his stomach ?


Yep, through the stomach, that's where feeding tubes are inserted...considered major surgery if you're obese though....conversing Quite a thread you got here Bummy...
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Sep 12, 2011 6:19 PM CST Why Can't All Women Learn 2 Cook?
Sunnydaze14
Sunnydaze14Sunnydaze14Dublin, Ireland105 Threads 3 Polls 2,870 Posts
justabum: Wouldn' be great if all men learned to cook a meal at home, instead of getting their woman fat on the McDonalds diet...don't you think so ?
Plus, how long is gonna take before todays men realize, that the best and the surest way to woman's heart is through her stomach ?


hope you don't mind, I just made some corrections to your op

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Sep 12, 2011 6:20 PM CST Why Can't All Women Learn 2 Cook?
whowhatwherewhen
whowhatwherewhenwhowhatwherewhentoowoomba, Queensland Australia15 Threads 1,404 Posts
Why dont they teach all males to cook? Better yet, why dont we allow women to stay home so they can do the cooking and cleaning and child rearing. Im sure there are many in the work force who would love to.
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Sep 12, 2011 6:20 PM CST Why Can't All Women Learn 2 Cook?
Lerie2010
Lerie2010Lerie2010Wellington, New Zealand869 Posts
I can see the women queuing up for you .. yeah right doh
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Sep 12, 2011 6:21 PM CST Why Can't All Women Learn 2 Cook?
ttmmm
ttmmmttmmmmullingar, Westmeath Ireland10 Threads 8 Polls 499 Posts
Sunnydaze14: hope you don't mind, I just made some corrections to your op




;love ithug rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 12, 2011 6:22 PM CST Why Can't All Women Learn 2 Cook?
Condemned666
Condemned666Condemned666norwich, Norfolk, England UK20 Threads 1 Polls 393 Posts
Lerie2010: I can see the women queuing up for you .. yeah right


Maybe I should try that approach(Not) rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 12, 2011 6:24 PM CST Why Can't All Women Learn 2 Cook?
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
Sunnydaze14: hope you don't mind, I just made some corrections to your op


THE ANSWER:
Is

It is hard stirring a pot when he is busy stirring mine devil grin cheers
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Sep 12, 2011 6:25 PM CST Why Can't All Women Learn 2 Cook?
Sunnydaze14
Sunnydaze14Sunnydaze14Dublin, Ireland105 Threads 3 Polls 2,870 Posts
whowhatwherewhen: Why dont they teach all males to cook? Better yet, why dont we allow women to stay home so they can do the cooking and cleaning and child rearing. Im sure there are many in the work force who would love to.



It's all about choice, many are forced to work outside the home and would prefer to concentrate on rearing there own children. But it doesn't suit every woman, if she is unhappy staying home she won't be doing that good a job of it.
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Sep 12, 2011 6:25 PM CST Why Can't All Women Learn 2 Cook?
trueheart1941
trueheart1941trueheart1941brentwood essex, Essex, England UK27 Threads 8,005 Posts
.....actully my ex ...was a clever cook......snooty wow.....she would cook a meal.......it took my stomach three days to digest it...............rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 12, 2011 6:29 PM CST Why Can't All Women Learn 2 Cook?
TrueBlue1986
TrueBlue1986TrueBlue1986Sale, South Manchester, Cheshire, England UK1,322 Posts
justabum: Wouldn' be great if all women learned to cook a meal at home, instead of getting their man fat on the McDonalds diet...don't you think so ?
Plus, how long is gonna take before todays women realize, that the best and the surest way to man's heart is through his stomach ?


Through a combination of laziness and mixed-up priorities.

Everybody should be able to cook.
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Sep 12, 2011 6:30 PM CST Why Can't All Women Learn 2 Cook?
RDM59
RDM59RDM59Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK92 Threads 5 Polls 14,070 Posts
Why are all the worlds best chefs men ? ....dunno

Coz cooking is a piece of piss ..... it's all about timing, that's all ....laugh
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Sep 12, 2011 6:31 PM CST Why Can't All Women Learn 2 Cook?
leigh2154
leigh2154leigh2154Crossville, Tennessee USA5 Threads 6,408 Posts
bodleing: Yes, a man needs a maid...


French maid....

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Sep 12, 2011 6:31 PM CST Why Can't All Women Learn 2 Cook?
Lerie2010
Lerie2010Lerie2010Wellington, New Zealand869 Posts
RDM59: Why are all the worlds best chefs men ? ....

Coz cooking is a piece of piss ..... it's all about timing, that's all ....



funny thing about that is that so many men have really bad timing doh
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Sep 12, 2011 6:32 PM CST Why Can't All Women Learn 2 Cook?
Sunnydaze14
Sunnydaze14Sunnydaze14Dublin, Ireland105 Threads 3 Polls 2,870 Posts
bodleing: Yes, a man needs a maid...




dancing
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Sep 12, 2011 6:33 PM CST Why Can't All Women Learn 2 Cook?
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
RDM59: Why are all the worlds best chefs men ? ....

Coz cooking is a piece of piss ..... it's all about timing, that's all ....


And you have perfect timing........(just post the £20...)


Ta....innocent grin cheers
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