Why Can't All Women Learn 2 Cook? (170)
Why cant all MEN??? 
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justabum: Wouldn' be great if all women learned to cook a meal at home, instead of getting their man fat on the McDonalds diet...don't you think so ?
Plus, how long is gonna take before todays women realize, that the best and the surest way to man's heart is through his stomach ?
Plus, how long is gonna take before todays women realize, that the best and the surest way to man's heart is through his stomach ?
You dont get laid a lot do you...well good luck with that celibacy thang
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Is this thread still going???...
Women can cook they just not to!!! - it's like have men have selective hearing - they hear only want to hear ....dinner and bed...
Women can cook they just not to!!! - it's like have men have selective hearing - they hear only want to hear ....dinner and bed...
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justabum: Wouldn' be great if all women learned to cook a meal at home, instead of getting their man fat on the McDonalds diet...don't you think so ?
Plus, how long is gonna take before todays women realize, that the best and the surest way to man's heart is through his stomach ?
Yes the home cooked food, To me takeaway is like eating plastic crap. YukkoPlus, how long is gonna take before todays women realize, that the best and the surest way to man's heart is through his stomach ?
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Lerie2010: what century are you living in? Why not cook your own bloody meals and when did any woman have to take responsibility for you getting fat cause you stuff your face at McD!!
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Sunnydaze14: hope you don't mind, I just made some corrections to your op
Yes it works both ways, my ex always thought the woman should be the cook, those days are gone, It's shared cooking.
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venusenvy: Why cant all MEN???
I can and I get better all the time. Thats why I dont need a lady to cook for me, all I need is a lady to give me a good back rub,,,, frount rubb.... and a............rub
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Why can't women make an effort to at least smoke a man's sausage..........too much to ask ? 
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I can think of quite a few reasons not to smoke a man's sausage....
for a start if doesn't have a FDA approval....
for a start if doesn't have a FDA approval....
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islandgirl62: I can think of quite a few reasons not to smoke a man's sausage....
for a start if doesn't have a FDA approval....
for a start if doesn't have a FDA approval....
Some men's sausages have an international orientation ....take mine for instance - Polish Keilbasa - and not FDA approved as of yet
It really needs a GOOD Smoking right about now
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justabum: Wouldn' be great if all women learned to cook a meal at home, instead of getting their man fat on the McDonalds diet...don't you think so ?
Plus, how long is gonna take before todays women realize, that the best and the surest way to man's heart is through his stomach ?
Plus, how long is gonna take before todays women realize, that the best and the surest way to man's heart is through his stomach ?
This just made me giggle!!
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scoutmaster1: I can and I get better all the time. Thats why I dont need a lady to cook for me, all I need is a lady to give me a good back rub,,,, frount rubb.... and a......SAUSAGE......rub
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Here's a funny, true story about my sister. She had just gotten married, and this was the first meal she prepared after her wedding. She made a huge pot of beans, but being a new wife, she didn't know to soak the beans overnight. Well, my brother-in-law and I were ravenously hungry, so we emptied the pot, since my sister didn't want any beans. Well, as you can imagine, we blew bubbles for three solid days, laughing the whole time. At the time, my brother-in-law was a diving instructor, so you can imagine the consternation in the students, seeing the instructor blowing bubbles in the water for three days!
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HuggerMan4U: Here's a funny, true story about my sister. She had just gotten married, and this was the first meal she prepared after her wedding. She made a huge pot of beans, but being a new wife, she didn't know to soak the beans overnight. Well, my brother-in-law and I were ravenously hungry, so we emptied the pot, since my sister didn't want any beans. Well, as you can imagine, we blew bubbles for three solid days, laughing the whole time. At the time, my brother-in-law was a diving instructor, so you can imagine the consternation in the students, seeing the instructor blowing bubbles in the water for three days!
Can you imagine what his wetsuit looked like under water ? Like the Michelin Man submerged maybe ?
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jvaski: Can you imagine what his wetsuit looked like under water ? Like the Michelin Man submerged maybe ?
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islandgirl62: I can think of quite a few reasons not to smoke a man's sausage....
for a start if doesn't have a FDA approval....
for a start if doesn't have a FDA approval....
A guy was standing in front of the gorilla cage at his local zoo when along came a gust of wind which swept some dust into his eye. The guy rubbed his eyelid which sent the gorilla crazy. He bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless.
When the guy finally came to his senses, he reported the incident to the zookeeper. The zookeeper nodded knowingly as he explained that pulling down your eyelid means "screw you" in gorilla language. Obviously this didn't make the victim feel all that compensated for what had happened so he vowed revenge.
The next day, shopping list in hand, he purchased two large knives, two party hats, two party horns, and a large sausage. Placing the sausage in his pants, off he hurried to the zoo and went right up to the gorilla's cage where he opened up his bag of goodies. Of course he knew that gorillas were natural mimics so he proceeded to put on one of the party hats. As expected, the gorilla looked at him, reached through the bars, grabbed a hat from the bag, and put it on.
Next, the guy picked up his horn and blew on it. The gorilla reached out, picked up the other horn, and did the same. Finally, the man picked up his knife, whipped the sausage out of his pants, and sliced it in half. The gorilla looked at the knife, looked at his own crotch, looked at the man, and pulled down his eyelid.
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mustbnutz: A guy was standing in front of the gorilla cage at his local zoo when along came a gust of wind which swept some dust into his eye. The guy rubbed his eyelid which sent the gorilla crazy. He bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless.
When the guy finally came to his senses, he reported the incident to the zookeeper. The zookeeper nodded knowingly as he explained that pulling down your eyelid means "screw you" in gorilla language. Obviously this didn't make the victim feel all that compensated for what had happened so he vowed revenge.
The next day, shopping list in hand, he purchased two large knives, two party hats, two party horns, and a large sausage. Placing the sausage in his pants, off he hurried to the zoo and went right up to the gorilla's cage where he opened up his bag of goodies. Of course he knew that gorillas were natural mimics so he proceeded to put on one of the party hats. As expected, the gorilla looked at him, reached through the bars, grabbed a hat from the bag, and put it on.
Next, the guy picked up his horn and blew on it. The gorilla reached out, picked up the other horn, and did the same. Finally, the man picked up his knife, whipped the sausage out of his pants, and sliced it in half. The gorilla looked at the knife, looked at his own crotch, looked at the man, and pulled down his eyelid.
When the guy finally came to his senses, he reported the incident to the zookeeper. The zookeeper nodded knowingly as he explained that pulling down your eyelid means "screw you" in gorilla language. Obviously this didn't make the victim feel all that compensated for what had happened so he vowed revenge.
The next day, shopping list in hand, he purchased two large knives, two party hats, two party horns, and a large sausage. Placing the sausage in his pants, off he hurried to the zoo and went right up to the gorilla's cage where he opened up his bag of goodies. Of course he knew that gorillas were natural mimics so he proceeded to put on one of the party hats. As expected, the gorilla looked at him, reached through the bars, grabbed a hat from the bag, and put it on.
Next, the guy picked up his horn and blew on it. The gorilla reached out, picked up the other horn, and did the same. Finally, the man picked up his knife, whipped the sausage out of his pants, and sliced it in half. The gorilla looked at the knife, looked at his own crotch, looked at the man, and pulled down his eyelid.
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justabum: Wouldn' be great if all women learned to cook a meal at home, instead of getting their man fat on the McDonalds diet...don't you think so ?
Plus, how long is gonna take before todays women realize, that the best and the surest way to man's heart is through his stomach ?
Plus, how long is gonna take before todays women realize, that the best and the surest way to man's heart is through his stomach ?
Screw that! Get a sandwich maker. They're AWESOME!!! (and cheap.) You can take 2 slices of white bread and any kind of filling and clomp it in there to make instant hot pockets. Tried and liked: Puff pastry with veg. meat crumbles and vegs., peanut butter and jelly on white, beans and catsup on white, curry rice and butter on white(excellent), barbecue sauce, mushrooms and swiss on white, American cheese and tomatoes on white, swiss and apple sauce. YUM! I even saw one on the net somewhere that burns Hello Kitty on the bread!!! Ok, I want one that burns Jesus and the Virgin Mary on bread. I would open a grilled cheese stand near the Vatican. Miracle cheese!
Only $ 20.00 a sandwich!
Not tried yet: Chili and cheese in corn bread dough, cream cheese and jelly, bree and chutney, bree and green apples, eggs veg sausage and cheese, fake turkey and cranberry sauce, pizza ingredients on white, rye and wheat bread, little cakes, and recipes from the net that sound amazing.
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Mate stop your whinging buy a cook book or since you have a computer google simple recipes using 4 ingredients, and you can have healthy appetitisers that take no time to prepare - because this female has had enough - I'm on strike and the kitchen is closed....
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You mite say he has put this on to stir things up , but out of it has come some possitive feed back from various folks to others .
I much prefer chats like this than to see forums were everyone is talking school yard about body functions and juvenile flirting in cyber space .