joovisstjoovisst Forum Posts (812)

Ban handguns.

Looks loke I´m going to be busy crowning morons here. I´m a moron.

Ban handguns.

I´m sorry to say, and I really regret doing this to you, but you have officialy been dubbed a moron. You should have read previous page before posting. What a shame. I encourage all future posters to read previous inputs carefully. I´m a moron.

How do you seek sanctuary from over indulgence?

This guy is ruining it for me! I´m the one who is supposed to come up with all the questions! Just kidding bro, keep up the tempo on the keystrokes.

RE: what is the most important attribute to you in your relationship..

Me, without me there wouldn´t be any relationship. If I´m not all in there, it will tumble.

RE: is a religion in a relationship # one in the one that you are seeking..

As two ateists, lets join arms and walk into the sunset looking for the mening of life?

RE: making out on first date...

I don´t know what´s happened but cautious has left us. And no it wasn´t my fault. She actually flowered me the last thing she did. Never had time to say thanks. May she be resurected.

RE: someone once said...

Please do! We need all the people we can get to post.

Ban handguns.

And I thought I was the only moron here.

RE: Has anyone seen "Failure To Launch"

The only thing older then 35 living with me is a cactus. And I´m comfertable with that. Only drinks once weeks, never talkes back to you. A little bit touchy some times, thats it.

RE: Optimism..?

How come you knew my middle name?

Ban handguns.

oops! what did I just do? I´m a total moron.

What is the worst pickup line you ever heard?

No you misunderstod, it was a bad pick up line. if you read one of my other threads you´ll understand. But it was interesting anyway fireinthehole.

Ban handguns.

All it takes is for everyone to shut up. Any one posting any more to this thread, 5 minutes after me is a moron in my wiews. Keep this channel clear.

RE: someone once said...

I never laugh at women, only with them.

RE: someone once said...

Touche! dbert.

Ban handguns.

Actually it was just a couple of days ago during drugparty.
If you keep this up friend, you are going to start a war between you and all americans. And they have all the guns so you wouldn´t stand a chance. Peace bro and let this thread die in peace to.

Does anyone like me?

You didn´t get it! but I´m sure wave will. It´s like a secret language between compadres. This is a mens thing you no buns over the owen.

Got to go, lunch is over. Bye bye.

Another day bites the dust. still nothing here.

Does anyone like me?

Hi there kingsmountain, I´ll check with my secretary and se if I can schedule a visit. Just kidding would be a ball and I do have herring and cod on weekends if you like.

Does anyone like me?

I don´t know if I should be scared or happy for your assistance. But it doesn´t matter your a great pretender anyway and any good input is accepted, the bad ones I´ll filter out. I sure would like to have that sixpack you got though, looks like a babemagnet. Over here they cost about 10 grand, are they much cheaper in Australia?

Buy buy everyone, I´m off to

here I go again, maybee I will read some of you guys tomorrow. This message will erace in 60 minutes.

Does anyone like me?

OK that might work. But I won´t. I´ll let my postings do the work. You see I´m far away from the vast majority here. If some one really gets to like my personality they can ponder on that and send me mails and we´ll see what it leads to. But I´m not going to bother people unintentional.

RE: CS listens to your feedback…. Who's Viewed Me Feature

Let the looker decide if he/she wants to leave an imprint or not. I for one, is not going to asume that a person is interested in me just because they have read my facts. Maybee a good idea would be to have one free peek that is not shown, but if you go there twice it should be showned.

RE: Answer a question, ask a question.....

silk



money or love

RE: If your life was a sitcom/cartoon...what would it be?

Vad var det dom hette dom där nu Göteborgarna? Hebbe lille Påminner om hemma hos mig.
For you americans out there, I wish you would understand swedish.

RE: Appearances

By the way, I wrote on my resume, no teenagers and senior citizens and it has worked fine so far.

RE: Appearances

Ware braces and ponytails, that should do it. Oh no, bad advice that will bring out the child molesters. Serioulsy just wright down, that you don´t want any contact with men above a sertain age. Hope that will do it for you.

What is the worst pickup line you ever heard?

what´s taking you so long.

RE: Has anyone seen "Failure To Launch"

No, but circumstances forces people to do that. 200 years ago you where lucky to be alive at 35.

RE: Because Tech wanted more LOL

And now you know that people are after you´re god looks. I wonder what would have happened if you had posted a picture of less beauty.

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