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What ever did Bambi do to you?

Sorry about that should be death.

What ever did Bambi do to you?

There was actually a Coyote in Central Park NY! You know what they did to it. Shot him dead! I wonder what he did to deserve the deth penalty?

RE: Question for over 40's

I would remain exactly my age. But would prefer not to grow older in body. Youre mind will always be the same young kid unless hitting Alzheimers.

Hey CS stole my cats! What should I do, this is terrible.

They caught up with my act finally.

RE: what do women want?

They don´t know what they want, but if they do get what they want. They immidiatly change their mind and want something completly different. Men on the other hand wants everything but only get a fraction.

What ever did Bambi do to you?

I knew you had to reply to this one. It was more or less custom designed. Don´t be mad now.

RE: If you could change ONE law....what would it be?

Ooh it´s so nice now when you get home from restaurant and you don´t smell like an ashtray. Hurray for smokelaws.

RE: If you could change ONE law....what would it be?

Ban speedlimits and put speedreducers in accident proone drivers cars.

RE: just join up

What gave you the right to call your self a Viking? I´m the Viking! Just kidding welcome to the party and hope you´ll enjoy the stay here.

What ever did Bambi do to you?

I asked my self that question when looking on a dying deer that someone shot on my land. Weak was I who gave permission to hunt. The buck for sure didn´t wanna end up as somebodys meal. What gave us the right to take his life? In a fleeting moment something was done that cannot be undone. I`m not a vegitarian and I do kill bugs. But do not se the purpose of grown men running around in the forest killing for their own pleasure. And don´t give me that about the necessity to keep the number of game down otherwise the stock would explode. If you´ll leave natural predators alone maybee a balance would occur. Three days ago in Sweden Bobcats where alowed to be shot. The quoata was set, during the first day many more then that was approved for was shot, during to the fact that it was impossible to communicate with hunters and stop them. That hunt should never had occurd if it wasn´t for the lobbyist of hunters lying their teeth out of the problems farmers where having. The truth is that they only wanted trophies on the wall to prove how manly they are.

Buy buy everyone, I´m off to

never never land since nobody had much to say. I´m don´t feel well enough right now. Maybee I´ll be back later.

I´m bored know. start a thread with a mening some one please.

Wow went back to my place and all these great looking women had paid a visit. One though turned her back at me, wonder why? Sure would be fun if someone dropped a line. But maybee I´m to far away, because I don´t think it´s the way I look that scares them off.

I´m bored know. start a thread with a mening some one please.

I´ve been sick all night, over here we call it winter womating sicknes. After several close inspections of the toilett bowl I need cheering up. So please

RE: Whats your weird talent??

I have a German shepard, traded her for a set of magwheels. Thinking she´d be a good watchdog. Problem is she loves everybody, a total stranger is greated like I am. She is also afraid of the dark. I´m better of sending out the cat when there is a burglar around. Wich actually happens once a month roughly. My weirdest talant is not to be upset concerning burglers. I guess they´re just broke and cant afford coming by at buisness hours. I own a large salvage yard with about 1000 cars around. Thats unresistable for sertain people. I´m so glad that I don´t use guns. Last remark is for the thread I started about banning guns.

Ban handguns.

Thats ancient warfare. Bin laden is gonna go for a virus. They don´t care if they go with. In their mind they will end up in heaven for killing any none muslim.

RE: If you could be anyone else for 1 day, who would you be??

I be "God" and shut CIA down so Microsoft could do anything about those damn viruses. As long as CIA is around wanting to peep inside peoples computers for terrorists, we all have to get 30 mails a day trying to hack our computers.

RE: Mr. majestic

I have a picture but you´ll have to visit me to see. The cat thing is just for fun. Hey mach25 whats the chance of getting some one to visit Sweden?

RE: what state has the hottest chicks?

Hot chics are all over. Thats why you get burned all the time. Give me a cool sofisticated lady and I´m lost at the deep end.

RE: making out on first date...

No I want her to respect me.

RE: Mr. majestic

160km per hour?

Do you want to cook dinner for me?

Sorry to say but we are swamped by McDs. Closest to me is 10 minutes drive. I´m a regular customer once a month.

RE: Whats your weird talent??

and if you would know what I´m talking about, you´d understand. But to find out, one has to ask the right questions.

RE: Whats your weird talent??

I have a lot of junk in my head to keep track of. Once in a while I actually find what I´m looking for.

Do you want to cook dinner for me?

when I come home, all I want is to grab the remote put my hand under the belt and mimmic Al Bundy in the sofa. Is there any old fashion girls out there who want´s to become my caretaker? Don´t anybody DARE critizes this now, it´s a genuine question.













































































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Ban handguns.

Yepp I never BS. Just being obnoctius some time. I wonder if I spelled that right?

Ban handguns.

There was this guy who set a trap and actually electicuted a burglar inside his home. He was sentenced to jail, but in typical american fashion he made some money from inside selling the blueprints. Huh

Ban handguns.

This is like trying a Republican to become a Democrat. Impossible I say. Kill this thread. Shot it dead so it wont intrude in your homes any more.

Ban handguns.

Facts are that countries were there is difficult to obtain guns for the average citizen have a lot less murders. One can talk one self blue in the face in favor of guns but it will not change that fact. When a Town in USA ban guns it will not make a difference. It will have to be a nationwide law, and even then the result will take 20 years. It´s so stupid to think that you will defend your property by killing a trespasser. You will most likely be locked up in jail together with the ganstas hood buddies. During that time your property will be undefended. It´s only people who never been involved in a shooting and haa not been grinded through justice mill who will voice pro gun statements. There is no winner in a shotout.

RE: One thing you've always wanted to do....

I want to slow down the world exept for me so that I have time to do all that I want.

Ban handguns.

My son does not have the oppertunity to play with a gun. This will increase his lifespan. To many kids who are thought the basics of handling a gun will do so also when you are not arround. It cannot be argued that if all guns disapear no one will be shot. Of course you´ll get stabbed in stead. Wish actually kills even better. Talking from experience I know that the wast majority who sleeps with a gun under the pillow wouldn´t even notice a burglar reaching for it.

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