Poem | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Order by Most Liked | Created | Commented | Viewed |
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SHE'S STILL HONKINGI CAN'T I'VE KEPT THAT LADY WAITING BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW ONE JOINT TURNS INTO TWO, AND THREE... | 518 | 1 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 | 5 hrs ago |
does anyone know a good recipe for aardvark?because i caught this here aardvark and it must be good fer sumptin'... | 666 | 1 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 | 10 hrs ago |
have you ever seen two slugs coppulate?because no one else but me knows what losing a lover is like, and only me... | 821 | 3 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 | 5 hrs ago |
THE THIRD world weeps FIRSTBECAUSE THOSE PEOPLE NEED A HUG... | 459 | 0 | 0 | Aug 2011 | 23 hrs ago | |
if u cross a canteloupe and a collie dog u get ai can't tell you right now....a rich lady with blinders on is outside honking me to come down...i'll tell you some other time... | 455 | 0 | 0 | Aug 2011 | 9 hrs ago | |
the pres, the pope and a dopeSAVIOR YEAH MY SAVIOR COMES IN GLASSINE ENVELOPES FOR TEN BUX A POP ON MARTIN LUTHER KING BLVD...THAT'S NO INSULT...EVEN THE GENIUS CHRIS ROCK SAI... | 497 | 0 | 0 | Aug 2011 | 10 hrs ago | |
hey doc, your daughter makes MINE LIKE a rockthis poem was written by a 63 year old man who have buried seven pshychiatrists who provided me with what i needed to reach 63,if i was careful... | 426 | 0 | 0 | Aug 2011 | 7 hrs ago | |
THIS MUSIC IS SO LOUD, DID YOU SAY SHE'S RICH?THE MUSIC MADE ME DO IT i'm not kidding, the ghost of Lawrece Welk compelled me to write this so i did...i do everything larry tells me to do... | 540 | 0 | 0 | Jul 2011 | 23 hrs ago | |
DID will, BILL, and GILL get THERE pill?because a ferocious looking black dog i heard in my head kept demanding "go write poem, go write home, oh, and the dog's nme was SAM and i hear tell,... | 471 | 0 | 0 | Jul 2011 | 5 hrs ago | |
i MEAN I''VE heARD Of RUnaWay bRIDEsthis is dedicated to my decease little pet squirrel who when to squirrel heaven last week. i held a non-denominatial service since "TUFFY" and i gre... | 467 | 1 | 0 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 | 9 hrs ago |
IF NOT do you reckon HE EATS GREEK OLIVES?I DON'T... | 585 | 0 | 0 | Jul 2011 | 23 hrs ago | |
if u don't read this amy weinhouse might o.d.like if amy had gotten hit by a train, would you say "rest in pieces?"... | 490 | 2 | 0 | Jul 2011 | Aug 2011 | 9 hrs ago |
I TAUGHT JAMES DEAN HOW TO BE COOLYEAH, I MUST HAVE BEEN ABOUT FOUR OR FIVE AND JAMES DEAN WRITES ME TO REQUEST THAT I TEACH HIM HOW TO BE COOL. HEY, I'M SO COOL HOW COULD I SAY NO,... | 477 | 0 | 0 | Jul 2011 | 9 hrs ago | |
MEETNG THE DUDE WOULD BE A GAS, MAN!come to think of it, when i left my wife after 26 arduous years i would have gone to prison but instead Denise rescued me WE ARE NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE... | 485 | 0 | 0 | Jul 2011 | 23 hrs ago | |
i write 15 poems in a day and u bury THEM!!!!FRET NOT I ONLY SAID THAT ABOUT BURYING ME BBCAUSE I NEED AN EXCUSE FOR HAVE 3 PEOPLE A NIGHT READ FROM 13-15 POEMS... | 1,052 | 4 | 0 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 | 23 hrs ago |
i use 120,045 profane VERBAGE, now will u read me?ALL RIGHT...I LIED ABOUT THE PROFANITY, I'LL WORRY ABOUT MY MORALITY AND YOU WORRY ABOUT YOUR VANITY (NOT THE ONE IN THE REST ROOM)... | 399 | 0 | 0 | Jul 2011 | 4 hrs ago | |
hey handsome, BEND OVR and get me that soapYOU KNOW, MILDRED DOVER' BROTHER SILLY, BEN DOVER AND I HAPPEN TO BE BRAD PITT'S BROTHER STU PITT... | 421 | 0 | 0 | Jul 2011 | 23 hrs ago | |
COULD FLIPPER HAVE BEEN JACK THE RIPPER?I JUST WANT HER TO SAVE SPARE CHANGE IN A COFFEE CAN SO WHEN I NEED BAIL IT WILL BE THERE, THAT'S ALLS I'M SAYIN'... | 380 | 2 | 0 | Jul 2011 | Aug 2011 | 23 hrs ago |
MODIFYING an ADJECTIVE, OR OBJECTIVETHIS POEM IS ABOUT THE WORD ABOUT, I MEAN IF YOU SAY IT FAST 3,287 TIMES IT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT... | 386 | 1 | 0 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 | 23 hrs ago |
past last at the frombecause much as the Bible was dictated so men would scribe his words, instead i heard the voic of the dearly departed Mr. William Burroughs..there was... | 533 | 1 | 0 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 | 23 hrs ago |
i know this KIND, not the KIND KINDI WAS MOVED TO WRITE THIS POEM IN HONOR OF HONORABLE MEN, AS FOR ME I AM ONLY VENERABLE (WHATEVER THE HELL THAT IS) ~free!~... | 479 | 0 | 0 | Jul 2011 | 1 hrs ago | |
tall PHAWL DOWNI WAS THINKING ABOUT A TOY, A LOT OF YOU MUST REMEMBER THE ERECTOR SET, AND I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT MY HELICOPTER LOOKED MORE LIKE A PRAYING MANTIS... | 388 | 0 | 0 | Jul 2011 | Apr 20 | |
someTHing abOUt rOyAlty or SOmeTHingbecause i was sitting under a weepig willow with my willowy woman next to me and we heard doves who knew she and i were in love and then one of them c... | 192 | 0 | 0 | Jul 2011 | Apr 6 | |
CHICKEN LITTLE MIGHT BE RIGHT after all!i wrote this because it is my belief that we are all doomed to hell, and heaven is going to go out of business due to bankruptcy!... | 302 | 0 | 0 | Jul 2011 | 8 hrs ago | |
i ain't a'lyin i'll KILL diS here lionthis poem was written because someone dressed sort of like The Green Lantern held a gun to my head and threatened to waste my brain (hollow as it may... | 183 | 0 | 0 | Jul 2011 | 2 hrs ago | |
METHINKS OLIVIA newton JOHN wants 2 kill the popePATHETIC PEOPLE ARE PERPETUALLY PISSING AND/OR PUKING ON THIS PUNY PLANET AND DOWN THERE, WHEN THEY ASK ME WHAT TYPE OF POETRY IS, I WANT EVERONE TO... | 354 | 2 | 0 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 | May 1 |
HIDE and go WEAK (SUM UV U PARENTS NEED TO READ THpeople say "not my precious little laura" until it's their pecious little laura... | 231 | 0 | 0 | Jul 2011 | Apr 29 | |
teef tsrst daedthis is free's whatever he deems me de jour and i would just like you all to pray that tomorrow free wakes up anyone else except him again, that wou... | 381 | 1 | 0 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 | 6 hrs ago |
shud n e 1 read this their PARAKEET will DIEI DON'T REALY SEE ANY PARAKEETS DIE JUST CUZ PEOPLE WUD READ MY STUPH ~free!~... | 224 | 0 | 0 | Jul 2011 | 10 hrs ago | |
THE PRODIGAL S U Nit's just that when the wind blows with a mindset to whip us ritually and reprehensibly it's hard to want to make love, no matter how sexy she is... | 222 | 0 | 0 | Jul 2011 | 9 hrs ago | |
THE PRODIGAL S U Nit's just that when the wind blows with a mindset to whip us ritually and reprehensibly it's hard to want to make love, no matter how sexy she is... | 303 | 0 | 0 | Jul 2011 | 4 hrs ago | |
N E 1 WHO reads this will SAVE A DOVE'S LIFEbecause she took a lot of stuph from me!... | 277 | 2 | 0 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 | 6 hrs ago |
google" water charity" & C what $20 can do!because i want all six of you who read this to tell six other people, ad infinitum and pretty soon "water Charity" won't have to worry... | 222 | 0 | 0 | Jul 2011 | Apr 27 | |
my twin brother's name is PEE-tahbecause i had severe pain in my left arm and i'm all sweaty and out of breath, and my heart feels each pulse as painful... | 202 | 0 | 0 | Jul 2011 | 8 hrs ago | |
C. J. IS moRe tHAn OKaYMY BABY'S MAMA....PEOPLE NEVER SAID THAT YEARS AGO with all due respect to those single mothers who work so hard so her three children can eat despit... | 196 | 0 | 0 | Jul 2011 | 4 mins ago | |
THE DENIAL OF DENIMit's about cease and glove... | 423 | 0 | 0 | Jul 2011 | 23 hrs ago | |
ExTRAorDInarY EXtrAMentthis poem is all about MR. TRAVIS IAN, COWBOYS AND INDIANS... | 446 | 0 | 0 | Jul 2011 | 9 hrs ago | |
PILLS IN pink, PUrpLE AND paNIcdanny and i did sort of this...we robbed 1500 Valium and buried it where you had to jump off a moving train and know where it was buried. it was so c... | 247 | 0 | 0 | Jul 2011 | Apr 12 | |
DOPE DOES DASTARDLY DEEDS IN DECEMBERI GUARANTEE NO ONE, OUT OF THIRTY BILLION GAZILLION people,HAS EVER MET ANYONE AS BENEVOLENT AND STRUNG OUT AS ALAN DeLACKNER---u were a bro and my wi... | 286 | 0 | 0 | Jul 2011 | May 2 | |
dope DIDN'T kill ME but BEING a DOPE almost DIDTHIS IS THE REASON I CANNOT RETURN TO MY BELOVED NEW YORK CITY... | 281 | 2 | 0 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 | Apr 7 |
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