freepoet4awl Most Commented Poems

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i write 15 poems in a day and u bury THEM!!!! FRET NOT I ONLY SAID THAT ABOUT BURYING ME BBCAUSE I NEED AN EXCUSE FOR HAVE 3 PEOPLE A NIGHT READ FROM 13-15 POEMS...	1,052	4	0	Jul 2011	Jul 2011	15 hrs ago
have you ever seen two slugs coppulate? because no one else but me knows what losing a lover is like, and only me...	820	3	0	Aug 2011	Aug 2011	15 hrs ago
if u don't read this amy weinhouse might o.d. like if amy had gotten hit by a train, would you say "rest in pieces?"...	490	2	0	Jul 2011	Aug 2011	40 mins ago
COULD FLIPPER HAVE BEEN JACK THE RIPPER? I JUST WANT HER TO SAVE SPARE CHANGE IN A COFFEE CAN SO WHEN I NEED BAIL IT WILL BE THERE, THAT'S ALLS I'M SAYIN'...	380	2	0	Jul 2011	Aug 2011	15 hrs ago
METHINKS OLIVIA newton JOHN wants 2 kill the pope PATHETIC PEOPLE ARE PERPETUALLY PISSING AND/OR PUKING ON THIS PUNY PLANET AND DOWN THERE, WHEN THEY ASK ME WHAT TYPE OF POETRY IS, I WANT EVERONE TO...	354	2	0	Jul 2011	Jul 2011	May 1
dope DIDN'T kill ME but BEING a DOPE almost DID THIS IS THE REASON I CANNOT RETURN TO MY BELOVED NEW YORK CITY...	281	2	0	Jul 2011	Jul 2011	Apr 7
N E 1 WHO reads this will SAVE A DOVE'S LIFE because she took a lot of stuph from me!...	276	2	0	Jul 2011	Jul 2011	Apr 16
veretable soup this stuph must have bene written by a manic, maniacal and miserable man...	398	1	0	Jul 2011	Jul 2011	2 hrs ago

diD yoU KNoW That beFOre? snow's a b*tch without a wake up shot!...	218	1	0	Jul 2011	Jul 2011	Apr 28
teef tsrst daed this is free's whatever he deems me de jour and i would just like you all to pray that tomorrow free wakes up anyone else except him again, that wou...	380	1	0	Jul 2011	Jul 2011	Apr 17
past last at the from because much as the Bible was dictated so men would scribe his words, instead i heard the voic of the dearly departed Mr. William Burroughs..there was...	533	1	0	Jul 2011	Jul 2011	15 hrs ago
MODIFYING an ADJECTIVE, OR OBJECTIVE THIS POEM IS ABOUT THE WORD ABOUT, I MEAN IF YOU SAY IT FAST 3,287 TIMES IT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT...	386	1	0	Jul 2011	Jul 2011	15 hrs ago
i MEAN I''VE heARD Of RUnaWay bRIDEs this is dedicated to my decease little pet squirrel who when to squirrel heaven last week. i held a non-denominatial service since "TUFFY" and i gre...	467	1	0	Jul 2011	Jul 2011	36 mins ago
does anyone know a good recipe for aardvark? because i caught this here aardvark and it must be good fer sumptin'...	666	1	0	Aug 2011	Aug 2011	2 hrs ago
SHE'S STILL HONKING I CAN'T I'VE KEPT THAT LADY WAITING BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW ONE JOINT TURNS INTO TWO, AND THREE...	517	1	0	Aug 2011	Aug 2011	15 hrs ago
IF NOT do you reckon HE EATS GREEK OLIVES? I DON'T...	585	0	0	Jul 2011		15 hrs ago
DID will, BILL, and GILL get THERE pill? because a ferocious looking black dog i heard in my head kept demanding "go write poem, go write home, oh, and the dog's nme was SAM and i hear tell,...	470	0	0	Jul 2011		15 hrs ago
THIS MUSIC IS SO LOUD, DID YOU SAY SHE'S RICH? THE MUSIC MADE ME DO IT i'm not kidding, the ghost of Lawrece Welk compelled me to write this so i did...i do everything larry tells me to do...	540	0	0	Jul 2011		15 hrs ago
hey doc, your daughter makes MINE LIKE a rock this poem was written by a 63 year old man who have buried seven pshychiatrists who provided me with what i needed to reach 63,if i was careful...	425	0	0	Aug 2011		11 hrs ago
the pres, the pope and a dope SAVIOR YEAH MY SAVIOR COMES IN GLASSINE ENVELOPES FOR TEN BUX A POP ON MARTIN LUTHER KING BLVD...THAT'S NO INSULT...EVEN THE GENIUS CHRIS ROCK SAI...	497	0	0	Aug 2011		2 hrs ago
if u cross a canteloupe and a collie dog u get a i can't tell you right now....a rich lady with blinders on is outside honking me to come down...i'll tell you some other time...	455	0	0	Aug 2011		58 mins ago

THE THIRD world weeps FIRST BECAUSE THOSE PEOPLE NEED A HUG...	459	0	0	Aug 2011		15 hrs ago
hey handsome, BEND OVR and get me that soap YOU KNOW, MILDRED DOVER' BROTHER SILLY, BEN DOVER AND I HAPPEN TO BE BRAD PITT'S BROTHER STU PITT...	421	0	0	Jul 2011		15 hrs ago
i use 120,045 profane VERBAGE, now will u read me? ALL RIGHT...I LIED ABOUT THE PROFANITY, I'LL WORRY ABOUT MY MORALITY AND YOU WORRY ABOUT YOUR VANITY (NOT THE ONE IN THE REST ROOM)...	398	0	0	Jul 2011		15 hrs ago
MEETNG THE DUDE WOULD BE A GAS, MAN! come to think of it, when i left my wife after 26 arduous years i would have gone to prison but instead Denise rescued me WE ARE NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE...	485	0	0	Jul 2011		15 hrs ago
I TAUGHT JAMES DEAN HOW TO BE COOL YEAH, I MUST HAVE BEEN ABOUT FOUR OR FIVE AND JAMES DEAN WRITES ME TO REQUEST THAT I TEACH HIM HOW TO BE COOL. HEY, I'M SO COOL HOW COULD I SAY NO,...	477	0	0	Jul 2011		1 hrs ago
HIDE and go WEAK (SUM UV U PARENTS NEED TO READ TH people say "not my precious little laura" until it's their pecious little laura...	231	0	0	Jul 2011		Apr 29
i ain't a'lyin i'll KILL diS here lion this poem was written because someone dressed sort of like The Green Lantern held a gun to my head and threatened to waste my brain (hollow as it may...	181	0	0	Jul 2011		Apr 17
CHICKEN LITTLE MIGHT BE RIGHT after all! i wrote this because it is my belief that we are all doomed to hell, and heaven is going to go out of business due to bankruptcy!...	302	0	0	Jul 2011		33 mins ago
someTHing abOUt rOyAlty or SOmeTHing because i was sitting under a weepig willow with my willowy woman next to me and we heard doves who knew she and i were in love and then one of them c...	192	0	0	Jul 2011		Apr 6
tall PHAWL DOWN I WAS THINKING ABOUT A TOY, A LOT OF YOU MUST REMEMBER THE ERECTOR SET, AND I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT MY HELICOPTER LOOKED MORE LIKE A PRAYING MANTIS...	388	0	0	Jul 2011		Apr 20

i know this KIND, not the KIND KIND I WAS MOVED TO WRITE THIS POEM IN HONOR OF HONORABLE MEN, AS FOR ME I AM ONLY VENERABLE (WHATEVER THE HELL THAT IS) ~free!~...	477	0	0	Jul 2011		Apr 28
D I E T T R I B E DO NOT COP DOPE FROM PEOPLE LIKE ME...	259	0	0	Jul 2011		Apr 23
taking IT TO THE Heat this poem was inspired when i saw twenty two turkey buzzards gorging on the carcass of a dead cat..i have a 6 foot by 8 foot picture, it's beautiful.....	218	0	0	Jul 2011		Apr 29
THE PRODIGAL S U N it's just that when the wind blows with a mindset to whip us ritually and reprehensibly it's hard to want to make love, no matter how sexy she is...	302	0	0	Jul 2011		Apr 8
THE PRODIGAL S U N it's just that when the wind blows with a mindset to whip us ritually and reprehensibly it's hard to want to make love, no matter how sexy she is...	222	0	0	Jul 2011		1 hrs ago
shud n e 1 read this their PARAKEET will DIE I DON'T REALY SEE ANY PARAKEETS DIE JUST CUZ PEOPLE WUD READ MY STUPH ~free!~...	224	0	0	Jul 2011		2 hrs ago
DOPE DOES DASTARDLY DEEDS IN DECEMBER I GUARANTEE NO ONE, OUT OF THIRTY BILLION GAZILLION people,HAS EVER MET ANYONE AS BENEVOLENT AND STRUNG OUT AS ALAN DeLACKNER---u were a bro and my wi...	286	0	0	Jul 2011		24 hrs ago
PILLS IN pink, PUrpLE AND paNIc danny and i did sort of this...we robbed 1500 Valium and buried it where you had to jump off a moving train and know where it was buried. it was so c...	247	0	0	Jul 2011		Apr 12
ExTRAorDInarY EXtrAMent this poem is all about MR. TRAVIS IAN, COWBOYS AND INDIANS...	446	0	0	Jul 2011		1 hrs ago

freepoet4awl Most Commented Poems (44)