Fraya: My washing machine has absconded and requested asylum in Kerry. Silent is silent and therefore evidence is non admissable in a court of law. Betsy is still at large and remains mute. The wrench in question is sole witness for the prosecution. Hence, my presence is crutial in galway!
Okay, your presence is permissible ... but only due to the peculiar circumstances by which the wrench now finds itself in your person
I will be at the bar in Massimos, wearing hoop earrings and a Penneys leisure wear ensemble. I may or may not have my triplets with me. They may or may not be the result of a liaison with someone from Dublin 7 on the top of the Number 38 bus. I may or may not have orchestrated the deportation of said someone to Valentia Island when he refused to have his lunchbox de-lidded.
I will carry an attache case containing my feathers and the key to a hotel room. There may also be a spare pair of underwear for Skyblue. There is the possibility that he will have an accident in whatever undergarments he is wearing when Sugar enters Massimos with the Insiders. My sources are vague, but it would appear the Insiders wear a uniform of beige macs and pyjamas. They should not be approached at any cost. They will endeavour to remove the monkey wrench from your person. You will need to do everything in your power to repel them.
Orla2010: Okay, your presence is permissible ... but only due to the peculiar circumstances by which the wrench now finds itself in your person
I will be at the bar in Massimos, wearing hoop earrings and a Penneys leisure wear ensemble. I may or may not have my triplets with me. They may or may not be the result of a liaison with someone from Dublin 7 on the top of the Number 38 bus. I may or may not have orchestrated the deportation of said someone to Valentia Island when he refused to have his lunchbox de-lidded.
I will carry an attache case containing my feathers and the key to a hotel room. There may also be a spare pair of underwear for Skyblue. There is the possibility that he will have an accident in whatever undergarments he is wearing when Sugar enters Massimos with the Insiders. My sources are vague, but it would appear the Insiders wear a uniform of beige macs and pyjamas. They should not be approached at any cost. They will endeavour to remove the monkey wrench from your person. You will need to do everything in your power to repel them.
Orla2010: Okay, your presence is permissible ... but only due to the peculiar circumstances by which the wrench now finds itself in your person
I will be at the bar in Massimos, wearing hoop earrings and a Penneys leisure wear ensemble. I may or may not have my triplets with me. They may or may not be the result of a liaison with someone from Dublin 7 on the top of the Number 38 bus. I may or may not have orchestrated the deportation of said someone to Valentia Island when he refused to have his lunchbox de-lidded.
I will carry an attache case containing my feathers and the key to a hotel room. There may also be a spare pair of underwear for Skyblue. There is the possibility that he will have an accident in whatever undergarments he is wearing when Sugar enters Massimos with the Insiders. My sources are vague, but it would appear the Insiders wear a uniform of beige macs and pyjamas. They should not be approached at any cost. They will endeavour to remove the monkey wrench from your person. You will need to do everything in your power to repel them.
Orla2010: Okay, your presence is permissible ... but only due to the peculiar circumstances by which the wrench now finds itself in your person
I will be at the bar in Massimos, wearing hoop earrings and a Penneys leisure wear ensemble. I may or may not have my triplets with me. They may or may not be the result of a liaison with someone from Dublin 7 on the top of the Number 38 bus. I may or may not have orchestrated the deportation of said someone to Valentia Island when he refused to have his lunchbox de-lidded.
I will carry an attache case containing my feathers and the key to a hotel room. There may also be a spare pair of underwear for Skyblue. There is the possibility that he will have an accident in whatever undergarments he is wearing when Sugar enters Massimos with the Insiders. My sources are vague, but it would appear the Insiders wear a uniform of beige macs and pyjamas. They should not be approached at any cost. They will endeavour to remove the monkey wrench from your person. You will need to do everything in your power to repel them.
It could be dangerous, but I think you are ready
See what spending all day on here does to you!! But thanks for thinking of me!
skyblue43: See what spending all day on here does to you!! But thanks for thinking of me!
I blame the morphine again. I possibly shouldn't be mixing it with Neurofen I am taking a CS holiday for the weekend though ... I am going square eyed ... too much of a good thing maybe!
Orla2010: I blame the morphine again. I possibly shouldn't be mixing it with Neurofen I am taking a CS holiday for the weekend though ... I am going square eyed ... too much of a good thing maybe!
I'm, ahem, (TMI alert!) supposed to be doing some gentle pelvic floor excercises for Betsy and you can't can't really do them while patrolling the threads
I have a pile of washing to do and three books to read ... if I had any children they wouldn't be washed .....
Am back!!!Computer died for 2 days but managed to revive it,thank god. Sounds like you guys had some fun while I was away.Thanks for keeping the thread alive ..can't wait to meet you crazy bunch of people..it'll be fantastic! I can arrange some place to meet up for dinner or pre-nerve drink, if anyone is interested..so, ladies don't worry,noone will have to come on their own unless they want to..x,ronah
trouble1: we could have a sit down dinner at supermacs
yeah..no... i didn't mean the dinner beforehand,i think a few of us will definetely meet up..i meant something for massimos,a game,some fun,an icebreaker kind of thing...?! sound stupid?
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Oh Sky ... you know I loves ya really I'm trying to be nice now as I think you haven't seen my naughty peacock joke in the other thread yet!