REVISED: MALTA MEET, SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 16 (221)
smokyUnterland, Zurich Switzerland266 Threads 6 Polls 9,412 PostsJan1305: Gawd Smoky, I'd be terrified if I was you!
Hey Jan, they just getting old me! Their disappointment .....? well they can always just anaestheatise themselves with Fat Harry`s alcohol!! -Darn, now I cant find my Warthog tail fly-whisk!
Ah stuff it....that's just the way it is....thank god it's a little more klarssy this time, ek se....usually when South Africans take over a bar, they rough up the men, bonk the women, slap the staff, drink the beer, and leave the ceiling full of bullet holes.....so from that perspective, Her Smokiness's sundowner will be positively low-key.....the only thing that you might notice untoward will be the men in white underwear on the way out......
smoky: Hey Jan, they just getting old me! Their disappointment .....? well they can always just anaestheatise themselves with Fat Harry`s alcohol!! -Darn, now I cant find my Warthog tail fly-whisk!
Fear not Your Highness, promise we will be gentle with you.....hey you're gonna love it!.....will be great to meet you.
smoky: Thank you Jacko. I am getting like I want to hire someone to take my place! I am just my grandchildrens granny, an old lady of 60, nearly 6l! with wrinkles, and stuffed up hair, and veins in my hands, and arthritic knobs all over my fingers, and saggy skin, and everything else your Grannies have!!!!!!! I just dont have a nice old Grandpa to keep me under control!
Oh no - it's not true, is it? Did they really model 'Marge' from the Simpsons on you?
I know they modeled 'Mr Burns' on my dad.....he's a 'dead ringer'! Jacko50: Smoky's a real person guys, not visiting royalty, get real. Lovely to see her, really is but hang on to reality
personally i have never been to a CS meeting b4 and if i would ever attend one it would be a maltese one, purely because from all the guys and gals i would like to meet, the most reside there.
But there are a lot of people i would like to meet that are not from malta but scatered around europe mostly. So, if there is going to be an event in malta, in wich Smoky is going to attend to all the way from far away CH, then yea it makes it all the more importand. It could have been the same if any other person i am fond of where to come all the way to malta to one of your meetings: It makes it a unique occasion to meet the "usual suspects" and the guest at once
all the rest is teasing, and we all know that there is no teasing like teasing Smoky on this side of the net
Lagoona22: .....when she enters Fat Harry's.....the public is requested to bow down, and postrate themselves on Her entrance...
WHAT? Prostrate themselves on her entrance? Without a 'by your leave!'??????
rusty_knight: WHAT? Prostrate themselves on her entrance? Without a 'by your leave!'??????
PROSTRATE YOURSELF means to lie yourself flat down on the floor, kissing the earth as I make my regal way past your humble body .... do not even deign to lift your eyes lest you be smote by my supreme beauty ... and be blinded forevermore in your vain search for an equal to my superb and dignified stature......
smoky: PROSTRATE YOURSELF means to lie yourself flat down on the floor, kissing the earth as I make my regal way past your humble body .... do not even deign to lift your eyes lest you be smote by my supreme beauty ... and be blinded forevermore in your vain search for an equal to my superb and dignified stature......
Well, I NEVER prostrate myself on a lady's 'entrance' until I get to know her better - so there!
smoky: PROSTRATE YOURSELF means to lie yourself flat down on the floor, kissing the earth as I make my regal way past your humble body .... do not even deign to lift your eyes lest you be smote by my supreme beauty ... and be blinded forevermore in your vain search for an equal to my superb and dignified stature......
it goes without sayng that no one is allowed to sit in the presence of a king/queen.....
Well, if anybody dares to PROSTRATE themselves in front of Smoky, he'll be gutted and gonanded in a second... that's too gory to contemplate....yukko....
....but everybody is asked to POSTRATE themselves in the presence of royalty...if you get my drift....
....but everybody is asked to POSTRATE themselves in the presence of royalty...if you get my drift....
Lagoona22: Well, if anybody dares to PROSTRATE themselves in front of Smoky, he'll be gutted and gonanded in a second... that's too gory to contemplate....yukko....
....but everybody is asked to POSTRATE themselves in the presence of royalty...if you get my drift....
....but everybody is asked to POSTRATE themselves in the presence of royalty...if you get my drift....
Oh, and I thought we gonna get away with all them Prostrate Glands for making that muti King Goodwill Zwelithini is seeking and make a fortune to stash in a Zurich Bank! Oh well, cant have everything in life I guess?
... So that means them minions are only going to postrate themselves without offering their prostrates?
Lagoona22: Well, if anybody dares to PROSTRATE themselves in front of Smoky, he'll be gutted and gonanded in a second... that's too gory to contemplate....yukko....
....but everybody is asked to POSTRATE themselves in the presence of royalty...if you get my drift....
....but everybody is asked to POSTRATE themselves in the presence of royalty...if you get my drift....
prostrate:
• adjective /prostrayt/ 1 lying stretched out on the ground with one’s face downwards. 2 completely overcome with distress or exhaustion. 3 Botany growing along the ground.
• verb /prostrayt/ 1 (prostrate oneself) throw oneself flat on the ground in reverence or submission. 2 (be prostrated) be completely overcome with stress or exhaustion
postrate - there is no such word in the oxford dictionary!
Okay okay, so I will leave the prostrate glands where they are ...... So you wanna make like a Botany growing along the ground? ... Or lie there in reverence and submission? ... you gotta choice now....Herr Professor Rus T RayZor da Blade!
As of now I am going off-line - leaving for Zurich airport on way to Malta later. So, unless I find an internet cafe or use mine host`s pc, will begin communicating again after the 24th Feb ..... see ya all then, maybe.
smoky: As of now I am going off-line - leaving for Zurich airport on way to Malta later. So, unless I find an internet cafe or use mine host`s pc, will begin communicating again after the 24th Feb ..... see ya all then, maybe.
Bon voyage!
smoky: As of now I am going off-line - leaving for Zurich airport on way to Malta later. So, unless I find an internet cafe or use mine host`s pc, will begin communicating again after the 24th Feb ..... see ya all then, maybe.
Have a great time, and a safe trip!!!!
Wish I was heading for Malta this weekend.
I hope you all have a great time
I hope you all have a great time
smoky: As of now I am going off-line - leaving for Zurich airport on way to Malta later. So, unless I find an internet cafe or use mine host`s pc, will begin communicating again after the 24th Feb ..... see ya all then, maybe.
MAYBE?
Have a Safe Trip and Enjoy!
Both me and K/T are looking forward to seeing you all on saturday around 9ish.
I suppose Smoky is here in Malta/Gozo....and hurray its a nice sunny day.
I suppose Smoky is here in Malta/Gozo....and hurray its a nice sunny day.
lisajane: Both me and K/T are looking forward to seeing you all on saturday around 9ish.
I suppose Smoky is here in Malta/Gozo....and hurray its a nice sunny day.
I suppose Smoky is here in Malta/Gozo....and hurray its a nice sunny day.
Yup, she made it out.....and Jacko and Angie and I were at the airport to meet her looking at all these little old ladies plus Conrad look-alikes staggering out!
'Is there her?, nahhh........... surely not!',
'How tall is she?'
'Do any of us know what she really looks like?'
Anyway, Smokey finally arrived, and we dashed after her as she sprinted for the exit; ciggie and lighter in hand - Lord, some of these smokers are fit!!
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