top 10 reasons women confuse me :)
title speaks for itself
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Yes means no
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Maybe means no
3
No means no
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yer absolute inability to use logic LOL
5
how you expect men to be mindreaders. if you don't know what's going on in your head, how are we supposed to
6
you want a nice man..... but not too nice WTF!!
7
you want a man be open with his emotions, yet when we do you say we smother you LOL
8
You dress up for a night out, not to pull a guy, but to look better than other women
9
You can't read a map
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and finally..... why you get so mad it the toilet seat is up. it's easy to put it back down. you don't hear men complain about the seat being down..LOL
Comments (13)
Why do they call women the opposite sex? Easy...they always do the opposite of what we expect them to.
Sometimes I think they don't understand themselves, so how are us guys supposed to understand them.
X
When Moses came down from the mountain with the ten commandments, he ommitted to mention the eleventh...
"Though shall't never attempt to figure out the mind of woman, for if he try, he will surely be reduced to a blubbering certifiable wreck"...
Some of the bibles secrets are still closely guarded...
In summation, get a dog, there more reliable!....
A_B...
2. You are a man, so you don't know the meaning of "no"
3. In the presence of female beauty your IQ drops 28 points, however temporary the reduction is
4. The female s*xual pheromones create fear in your mind
5. You think of happiness and bliss, and that's it, you can't do any more Calculus problems that night until you first get your rocks off
6. The better a woman looks, the more she don't want you to touch her. Confusing.
7. The better a woman looks, the harder her boyfriend will beat you if you touch her.
8. Everyone wants a blonde, isn't that confounding. You'd think that one or two guys out of three billion would want a brunette. But no.
9. In your town all women are blonde, and all guys are either dark haired, or bald. Recessive genes, is any of you inside?
10. Nature tells you to go for the best looking woman. Society tells you to adore them and look, smile, candle-lit dinners, etc. before you marry them, THEN you can touch them, but you can't touch others. For Ghenghis Kahn and all the Emperors of China the same thing was something completely different.