"RAMBLIN MAN"("RAMBLE ON")(65)
What Ta Hell Could You Possibly Have In There?(I Would Think To Myself)...I Look At You In The Supermarket Line...The Cashier Tells You The Total...Now You Put It Up On The Counter...And Start Taking Stuff OutFirst Out Is(Drum Roll)...A Ring With All Sorts Of Other Rings Attached To It..With So Many Other Keys On Them..(Its A Wonder You Know Which Keys Are For What)
Next Out Is A Bill Fold... (Id Guess Thats What You Call It)...And Then All Sorts Of Other Stuff...Til You Finally Get To The "Pouch" That Carrys The Change(Geez..Im Getting Old Here Waiting!!)
Some People Make A Federal Affair... Out Of Paying For Something
(Dont They Know That We Humans Dont Live Forever?)
When A Man Goes Out...His Hands Are Free
When A Woman Goes out...Only One Hand Is Free
Thats Because Shes Carrying... With Her
The Equivalant Of A Suit Case With Her... At All Times
What Ta Hell Do You Women... Have In There Anyway?
Do You Really Need All That Stuff Thats In There...Just To Go Outdoors?..(Whatever Ta Hell It Is... Thats In There)
Im Happy That I Was Born A Man
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Sometimes I don't take but only my keys and billfold.
Long before I get to cashier I usually have the exact amount owed.
I just want to go into the store pick out what I want,hopefully get out of there as soon as possible.
When We Men Go Out
All We Need Is Our wallet..At The Most
And Thats In Our Pocket..........................
My Mother Always Called It
A "Pocket Book".................................
Just like some people call a suitcase luggage or overnight bag.
We carry in our purse just about everything in there,just in case we bump into Monty Hall "Let's make a deal"
But... They Have It With Them During The Day???!!
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Miss Home
You Dont Carry A Purse/Handbag/Pocketbook/Overnight Bag?
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You Should Have A Comedy Show
You Have Me laughing here
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Some Of Those Bags That Women Carry?
Are So Big...That
Ive Seen Explorers... Leave For Africa
With Less Than That..
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"You Can Say That Again!"
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Ever been in a store like Mejers and such and seen the sizes of ladies purse? Whenever I've had to replace my purse I feel as if I'm in the luggage dept I kid you not. lol
I've seen some that were prices at 200 dollars have the latest name on them.
Oh and don't forget that women have to have shoes to match their purse/pocketbook too.
I own only two pairs of shoes.lol
No ....Ive Never Been In The Purse Department
(I Wouldnt Want To Give Myself Away)
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What Kind of A Treat?..................
Ever witnessed two women fighting over an item on sale and rip that item in half.
I saw two women fighting over a mans shirt and literally tear it in half. I've seen several fit fights in clothing stores that I just make a run for it.
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I Remember
When I Was About Five Years Old
My Mother Took Me With Her To A Womens Department Store
When We Got There
It Wasnt Open Yet
There Was A Guy There...(On The Other Side Of The Glass Door)
On The Side We Were On?
There Was Around 50 Women
All Waiting For The Guy To Unlock The Door
And When It Was Time For The Store To Open
The Guy Unlocked The Door... And Got Out Of The Way .....REAL FAST!!
All These Women..Including My Mother
Made A Bee Line For A Certain Big Big... Long Table
Yep...You Guessed It
It Was A Rummage Sale!!
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Why Do You Have To Carry All That Stuff?
Though... I Am The "Understanding Man" Also
This..Ill Never "Understand"
Thats An Original Id Say
Never Thought Of Using A Vehicle ...To Take Stuff You Need For The Day
(On Another Note)
We Are All Still Awaiting The Unveiling Picture
Of The Real "Oney"
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Seeing... I Have To Leave... Once Again... Tomorrow
And The Fact That... It Has Gone Silent On Here Now
I Now Must Invoke The "Ramblin Man"
For... After All
Thats Why Im The "Ramblin Man"
And Now? I Shall Start My "Ramblin"
I ...At The Least... Must Make The Time I Have here
Worthwhile
At Least... For Me... Anyway
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"Dont You Think Its Time You Admit It?"
"That You"
"Tried To Balance That Light Switch... At Least... One Time In Your Life"
"In Between... On And Off"
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Madisonville, Kentucky
1,087 Miles
Got To Be There For Monday Morning... At 830 AM
What A Life!!
But
Theres A Lot Worse In The World
So
Shut Up Nam!!
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She Said
"I Was So Unhappy And Sad"
"Because I Had No Shoes"
"Until I Saw Someone Without Any Feet"
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Thats What The People Say To Me... Each Time That I Leave
What A Shame That Would Be... If Something Happened To Me
The Load Wouldnt Get There...Now Would It
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I a-member an ex-GF of mine carried around a big ole handbag, and I think she must have had some iron tools in there, because not only could she fix cars, she could also knock me over the head, if I dared look at another women. Therefore, she is an Ex.
Okay, just kidding... sort of, maybe.
Thanks for the interesting blog.
What People Like That Dont Seem To Understand Is... That
The "Man Upstairs" ...Gave Us Eyes ...To See
(On Another Note)
Still Waiting For The
"Robert 787 Show"... To Start Up Once Again
Maybe... The Reason Is... That You Have No Sponsors Anymore?
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I think Mother's Meat Pies are doing some inventory before they sponsor my next show.
I hope to post a Halloween Comedy story next week. Hopefully.
Keep on blogging!
You Remembered..... "Mothers Meat Pies"
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"I Took A Butter Knife"
"And Stuck It Into An Electrical Socket... On The Wall"
"I Never Did That Again"
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