Limerick is a rhymed humorous, and or nonsense poem of five lines. Here is a list of Most Liked Limerick Poems written by members. Read poetry, post your own poems or comments. Poems on these pages are copyrighted © by the authors who entered them. Click here to post a poem.
So let me take the time to tell quite a tale It’s a tale of a girl, a woman, a wonderful female What makes her so awesome, is this what you ask? Well let me reply after another shot of whiskey from thy flask We can cover some basics, that s
This whimsical poem anthropomorphizes global organizations as players in a game of hide-and-seek, symbolizing the complexities and hidden actions of global politics and economics. It playfully critiques the elites who navigate these institutions, subtly wielding power. Despite its light-hearted tone, it acknowledges the grave consequences of their decisions. The poem aims to make the abstract concept of global governance relatable, aiming to provoke thought and discussion. The poem was written with a spirit of light-hearted cynicism, highlighting the absurdity of these power dynamics, yet it carries an underlying hope for a more transparent, shared global governance. This ode falls under the category of "Satirical Poetry." Satirical poetry uses humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues. In this case, the ode humorously critiques the often unseen actions of global elites, symbolized by leaders of major international organizations, and their effect on world affairs.
Just a fun poem based on TEN LITTLE INDIANS.
If she believed she was perfectly free to notice or not whatever she chose why should she care that a meaningful stare was fixed on none other than she? What was so outré about anyone taking a drink at her favourite café lauding the view
f*ck you, I hate you
There once was a site made for dating where many found opinions debating in the forums they fought in the pictures they sought the one for whom they were waiting
my first love was so amazing, she told me one day she wasnt in love with me anymore an met someone else. it was heart breaking and it took me time to let her go, and the hardist thing is i will always have a special place in my heart for here. she moved on and im ready too as well but like i said, she will always be in my heart
here we can find best poems. but some poets stoped writing why they stoped?
I am an environmentalist.
This is just the funny little stuff that makes a realtion ship what it should be to me not just a load of lies but humanity at its finest.
washed over my while in the bath
Just for fun
life's ups-n-downs or outta-the-box ;-)
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Well I Got Home and the door was locked And I tried to ring the bell I found a little bitty note that she had wrote Telling me to go to hell I crawled in the window got inside She kicked me in the balls I cried Called me a name said I lied
There once was a girl from Glamorgan Who went on a site to find more men, But when she got there They had nasal hair, So now she's a lesbian mormon.
Inspired by somebody who blocked me just because I made a teeny weeny little hairy chest joke. He thought I was a bloke...
Thanks for last night, Optimisticme. I'm sorry, I had no idea you get so much friction burn off pink fluffy handcuffs. See you down the clinic, Jac xxx
yeah ... i do have a day job ... thanks.
Wake up to my magic world that I would make I can see you beyond my imagination Oh my love; release me from my prison to your world I would sense you in my soul Oh my love; fly with me above my imagination world I would feel your hands in my col
Why do Nantucket limericks get such a bad rap?
Spaces and punctuation intentionally omitted. Prizes for first correct and most imaginative solutions. :D
There was a young woman from skye who sang softly as she sauntered by with the wind in her hair and with barely a care and a gleam and smile in her eye
There was an young woman from france who wandered about in a trance til one day she fell into a wishing well now they wish for a woman from france
We first met across the miles and never met another We talked for hours day by day...imaginary lovers. The miles grew few ,we learned alot our lives they grew together. and then came change that rocked our life and
Written for a friend originally.
read this in playboy once
^_^ Special Thanks --> MacDuff, I know how to write a limerick poem because of his poem "LimeRick".... And THANK YOU everyone here for being so niceeeee to me))))) -->_<-- I wanna see you all and give a BIG BIG HUG/each!!!! ^_____^ well, this is my 1st poem in 2011!! Happy New Year with(out) STD))) LOL :P
-_-'' Anyone tell me if this is called 'Limerick' ??? ermm... if not, I will write a new one again! LOL >_<//// I think I am having problem writing a "limerick"
Just a Limerick way of asking.... "What's REALLY important?"
additional info: When male winner get kiss and picture Why wouldn't we (girls) get something better?!... mm...Let me think...tik tok tik tok.. Something gotta be rock! .......... .... How 'bout "Fellsman's pic in a short-boxer???
True story!
I once had a friend try to borrow My money with tales of sorrrow. And so he did say I need it yesterday! "No Problem! Just ask me tomorrow!".
A pool boy at work in the shade Was transfixed by a comely young maid. She waltzed over to him And she said with a grin. You're just too hard at work I'm afraid.
There once was a lass from Kilkenny Who’s admirers on line were many She mailed and she posted Her bits, they got roasted And so she decided to Write poetry ...
"KLATSCH" - A casual gathering for the purpose of refreshments and conversation. I Just learned this term today and thought to incorporate it into a weekend limerick. Please pass the cookies! :-)
Can't wait to catch up on reading all of the limerick posts!
Am lovin' it!
There was a bald man from Belize his dog had a case of the fleas every itch he would scratch losing hair in each patch now they both save on haircutting fees~
It was simpler to write than the good stuff :-)
In the land of the 'shamrock' and the 'blarney stone, where the cattle graze and sheep do roam, There lives an old man that has made it his home but he goes to his bed at night.....alone. That's so sad !!!
There once was a Maid from Kilkenny Out walking one day found a penny This worked in her favour Cos one day it saved her When the toilet door she didn’t need to jemmy
I love your sensitivity sweet Angel, I wish I could see that on every man woman and child. In you me and so many others, feelings overflow in parallel lines...
This was a heart-rending poem. And yes, time cures, no matter how hard the blow, though memories of pain never die. I felt your pain as if it were mine and I admire your perseverance and devotion to your family. You are an exceptional dad and God ble...
excellent andrew,just beautiful awakening,,ty for sharing...
Don't thank me, dear poets, cause the pleasure is mine - though often a silent visitor, I am always on the lookout for the old ones and the good ones, and there are plenty. Just a place I feel at home, always!...
Thankyou BG......Andrew..xxx...
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