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Women are complicated..or just good liars.

Guys..how many times you heard a women say they are complicated.you don't understand us..you're not romantic..you dont understand.

You know what I think, they are never happy. they will have a hunky sexy man, good provider,good sex, great kids...yet they are missing something.

Some want a provider and dont need the "butterflies" just to be looked after.

But guess what ..no matter what they want they all like big d*ck and hard sex..a manly man who looks tough and can look after himself..just you believe it guys.

Animal instinct, female species wants the best breeder..forget the flowers..bang em over the head and drag em in the cave..they love it...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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what difference have you made...

..People come and go in our lives, thats a fact. Some say its for a reason. Those people have given us positive and negative things in our lives.

who made a difference to your life..and what difference do you feel you gave to people, if at all.
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right...

...off to Denmark in 4 hrs...swapping shorts for socks..see you next week...
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marriage on the horizon

Well cant keep it quiet any longer...Im Getting married to jerky 76 aka fruitloop..aka parrot Lady.

Been chatting for nine months and tieing the Knot.

Jazz50 and itchy crutch i mean wicth will head up the bridesmaids....Iatoo and jarred are the two standup Comics for the evening. Kings is going to be the Pastor..he is perfect for the Job..golden gloss is making the cake as it will be all Nice and fluffy like her...any other guest suggestions
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midlife crisis

Im in Thailand and had a tatto...I love it...Im a Leo..so a,Lion was appropriate
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its me...

..back from the porn shoot...missed me....I hear u all think I'm a jerk..?..rolling on the floor laughing ..don't pm people..tell me to my face.I'm old enough.happy blogging.
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good news or bad news ?

...well its been several weeks since me and my ex GF split..im 49..shes 31..slim fit good job, and she is also slim fit and good job ....rolling on the floor laughing ... when I leave a relationship I delete everything..numbers photos and move on..very easy for me now.

Anyway, she got hold of me via another way..she misses me but I'm a Brit, she's a filipina..in a religion, wants to get married and have kids and I don't..she wants me back...yes cultural differences but I've vowed never to have another western GF..I like asian and Kenyan women..Good morals..sweet..bit hot headed but very different..they never moan about men ?..How many Kenyans or fillipina on here that moan about men ? ZERO.

Problem is 31 is just to young..I dont actually see the age difference yet..but it scares me..I like 36 onwards..a little bit more level headed.

So fruity loop...hurry up and sort your life out..im not hanging around for ever !!!!..tongue
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ive had enough fun for a while...

......im off to get a life until I feel in an irritating mood...as Arnie would say...Ill be back !. need to recover from and chest infection now !!...see ya..jerky..loopy..fruity..been emotional...rolling on the floor laughing
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plane crash

women sits on a plane next to this guy..an announcement comes over the tannoy saying the plane is about to crash.

women turns to the man and says..please make me feel like a women again.
guys says sure..takes his shirt off, hands it to her and says..here iron this for me...rolling on the floor laughing
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i know i shouldnt be....

But I feel lonely today, I consider myself lucky..just a little lonely..routine is getting boring.
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questions for u single women

How Long have U been single

Do U feel lonely or just alone

Are U to independent

Do U think it will be hard to adjust having someone if U have become alone for so long

...or U just happy as U r
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