So Two Old Boys are outside the home having a relaxing walk by the banks of
The River when one chances to look down and see a frog that is bizarelly wearing
An amazing gold crown (like that of a princess)
The frog in a softly spoken voice tells them she has been cast under a nasty spell
But lf one of them will kiss her on the lips and break the spell she will be lndebted
To him and will let him have a night of passion as a reward.
He duly considers this but proceeds to grab the frog and fastens lt lnto his pocket
And walks back towards the home for the elderly. His mate cannot believe his eyes
And asks "What on earth are you playing at ? ". His buddy calmly replies "Would
You ever cop yourself on. We have well had our day with that stuff and at our time
Of life we will have more fun with A TALKING FROG
Sadly, a short time later one of them passed on
Yes, after releasing
The frog into the wild *For the Humanitarians*
His buddy was out walking alone when he could have swore he could hear his Old
Mucker whistling
Sure enough lt was he. They chatted very briefly but he said
He had to get back as he had been granted one last look at the Earth he had just left.
"Tell me Jack before you go back, ls there Cricket ln Heaven ? ".
He told him how wonderful a place lt was and how they had every training facility and
Coaching etc. You would ever need. With a tinge of sadness then he asked his old
Buddy how he had been doing.He was getting over an awful cold and told him so.
"Why do you ask me that, Jack ? "
"Its just that we are playing our first game next Tuesday and they have You down to
Open The Batting
Read on a profile there today
Treat me like A Queen l will treat you like A King
Treat me like A game l will show you how lt ls played .