Once upon a time a man asked a woman to marry him..she refused.
The man lived happily ever after...riding motorbikes, going fishing...drinking beer..playing golf...left the toilet seat up and could fart whenever he wanted.
The End
...after you ladies read crazy;s blog about her screen saver love of her lifes huge beef jerkies meat, and scaring the shit out of the blue rinse bed wetting old biddy at the till.
Some of you must feel deprived, left out and worthless. So why dont you do something worth while and add this screen saver of old wankers magic maggot.
Never scare an old urine smelling pensioner again, instead make her laugh with hysterics when she looks over your shoulder at the till of...Tesco's. Morrison. Walmart, Costco, Lulu, Geant and any other leading brand store.
She will appreciate the laughter and next time someone says she smells of wee, she can have an excuse, by pissing herself laughing at your new screen saver.
Have a nice weekend..and if you get to play with anyones genitals, you've made it...and tenner that dont mean you playing with yours..
..having read the other similar blog I felt compelled to add some balance here.
Its suggest that men are dirty old pervs because some want to unload on womens faces.
As you know some women have the ability to squirt their jizz to..its reported that all women can do it, if they are in touch with their body. There is a technique that you can see on youtube..how to make a women squirt.
I've had the pleasure of a few squirters in my time, and be jezzus can they squirt..bucket loads.
Only last week a woman sent me a message saying where are you..i said who are you ?..she said you delete my number ?..lady I've had 4 phones in 12 months..who are you..she then sends me a photo or her boobs and a**...pretty impressive..I then say oh yes I remember you, we never actually met.
She thens says I'm feeling h*rny..i want someone to eat my pu**y so I can c*m in their face, but you gotta be good at eating pu**y !..I declined of course, on the grounds of..im not a whore
So ladies, there are equally bad naughty women out there as there are men, than you very much.
oh BTW, one gf sat on my face and squirted...without warning and I nearly choked..now thats just plan selfish.
See if you can name them all....
War criminals ?..given this inquiry ?...should Blair go to court..can anyone take him to court
.....am I just a dirty old nugget..
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This time it will be lips sync to music relating to individual bloggers..
As you know people come and go on our lives..nothing is forever. Some people will fight to be together when deep down one or the other wants to expand their life to better themselves which doesn't fit in to the other person wants.
Looking back I've experienced many things that now makes me realise that if your Friend,partner or wife..have a dream..let them go..let them experience as much in life as they can.don't be selfidh..life goes on..and to short for regrets.
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