this is a serious blog for the women folk...

..having read the other similar blog I felt compelled to add some balance here.

Its suggest that men are dirty old pervs because some want to unload on womens faces.

As you know some women have the ability to squirt their jizz to..its reported that all women can do it, if they are in touch with their body. There is a technique that you can see on youtube..how to make a women squirt.

I've had the pleasure of a few squirters in my time, and be jezzus can they squirt..bucket loads.

Only last week a woman sent me a message saying where are you..i said who are you ?..she said you delete my number ?..lady I've had 4 phones in 12 months..who are you..she then sends me a photo or her boobs and a**...pretty impressive..I then say oh yes I remember you, we never actually met.

She thens says I'm feeling h*rny..i want someone to eat my pu**y so I can c*m in their face, but you gotta be good at eating pu**y !..I declined of course, on the grounds of..im not a whore

So ladies, there are equally bad naughty women out there as there are men, than you very much.

oh BTW, one gf sat on my face and squirted...without warning and I nearly choked..now thats just plan selfish.

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I'm all in for it as long as she is hydrated properly. grin

But maybe not an every night event.
ment to say bloke..not blue..sorry old blue..rolling on the floor laughing
oh well.hindsight is a wonderful thing..
seems its just us two having fun and banter ..where have all the people gone..
the ones who dont comment..are squatters for sure..grin
Beard foulers, the lot of them.
laugh y`all is to funny
so gypo..care to share ?
yes but not like oh yeah let me soak your face . its unintentional blushing
whats the big hush hush ian158 is right some woman can give a splash as much as a man can and where ever they choose to put it is their gooey choice .banana
Ian, I shared a whole flipping article! mumbling
So what we discussing here volume or distance ....
well from my experience in water technology..volume vs pressure..it seems the men, and I can vouch for that..can shoot anything up to 5 ft..thats pressure...where as the lady are more volume creatures..
Bro you need more research from what I have seen recently we need rewrite that chapter of physics

banana
Ian there is hardly any ladies participation on your such tempting blog.
mmm...I wonder why dunno
Maybe comments made prevous and attitude towards women ? For lack of women here. Alot of men think with the wrong head. Not the woman's fault.
You speaking as a man or a wonan dears?

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rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing psst he got all excited when i pi---d on his b---srolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
This is way better and more informative than my Biology class while in school, Ish! giggle giggle giggle
Cal reunion hug

I might as well pee on them! rolling on the floor laughing
DC....rolling on the floor laughing ....
I pee in a toilet....not over some guys face....who gets off on that.....doh
Cal

Ooooohhhhhhh....you'd be surprised how many men who'd like that wink

Moreover, pee is steriled? So, it's ok..........to be consumed too grin

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Molly reunion bouquet
Now.....a creamy face-pack is something else....grin
Hmmmm...how about a toner/sterilisation and followed by a creamy face mask??? grin
DC.....rolling on the floor laughing ......sounds like a job opportunity for us in Spain......an alternative beauty salon.....
Don't worry....us 2 will just be manning the front desk and phone.....uh oh
Mimi!reunion

Is that how you keep your face conditioned?


Maybe if I tried it, I could throw away the blur, and have a full frontal hmmm



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Molly darling, with that blur........hmmmmm.....hmmm hmmm hmmm at least a few sessions of sterilisation + creamy face mask.

Yes, definitely need that nourishing combo to bring out the beauty trapped within that blur professor
Thanks for the beauty advice, Mimi

Now, off I go to find a donor super
Dream and Cal, I could probably find a few minutes out of my day to volunteer at your new business. It must be the way I was raised, I always try to help women.
You're right Dream, it is sterile. I like a woman who knows her science. hug wave
Ohh no no no, Mr.Rock, we wouldn't even dream of imposing you with that kind of request.....

It's a tough job, you see......wink
I bet my Science teacher must be very proud of me grin
Kal just ruined my mood. Don't let her work at your new shop.
Kal or Cal, my lil' moppet? comfort comfort
I'm hoping Cal will interview me for the position. grin give me about 15 minutes, then it's your turn Dreamgrin grin
We women can't help it. It's sort of embedded in us...grin

So, you better get used to it, my lil' moppet comfort comfort
Ish, where is that video? wow more women need to know about this benifit.
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