Last night, I kinda went out, to a decent upscale, small restaurant, and kinda had a real, real, cute little waitress, . . that I had seen there, once before, and smiled at . . . .
When asked where, I would like to sit, . . I said, “ah, I’ll sit just about, anywhere you really want me too, . . . . as long as you're, gonna be my waitress?’
And, as I went to sit down, and took off my coat, I kinda looked down at my shirt, and realized,(kinda paniced), that I was in the same clothes, that I had worn for the last three days, and I had forgotten to shave, and shower for a couple days too, . . . . . But, (it was way too late, for deodorant, this time)
After she recited all the specials, I kinda joked about her recommendations, and told her “I would trust her judgment, . . . just this one time.”
We traded names, and she told me, Lindsy and, that her twin that also worked there, was Courtney,
I guess I just had to ask, “you’re not gonna play any tricks on me, by substituting your twin, are you?” She says “no, we don’t play games like that” . . .and the first tap on the shoulder.
After that, she kinda called me by my first name, at least four separate times.
Also, upon serving me my entrée, she mistakenly, . kinda took my bread plate and knife , . . . along with it, . .
So I kinda asked for a knife, and she brought back a steak knife, for flaky striped Bass, (fish), . . .
After askin me if I would have dessert, . . .I kinda had to mention “lookin at a fat old man like me, do you really have to ask?” Another tap on the shoulder, . . .
And when she came back with the check, . . I went, “A nice, sweet, petite, tiny little girl like you, just has to rub it in, to all us, old, fat, people”
I said, “you can’t be any more than 95 pounds soakin wet”, . . she says, “she wishes” and third tap on the shoulder.
Then kinda after she goes to bring back my change from the check, . . .she ends up walkin over to the wrong table with it, and catches herself, at the last minute, . .
. . . . Then as I’m leavin to go out the exit, kinda waitin to wave goodnight, . . . . . she has her back to me, and talkin to another little waitress, who is lookin straight at me, . . . .and then, . . Lindsy darts into the kitchen without looking back, . . As if, . . She was a little embarrassed, . . . . .
The cute little Lindsy looked to be in her twenties, . . . Half my age, . . . . But she was very, very, cute, . . . . and very, very petite, . . and unfortunately, very, very, young, . . . . . .
. . . I was never really allowed to joke with waitresses before, . . . . . .but last night, . . was kinda, . . . . fun, . .
PS, . . .I am not gonna pursue this, . . .but it got me thinking, , . . kinda, . .
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. ( it‘s a Big plus.) . . . . . .cause, I kinda like a little entertainment, . . . . after you cook my dinner, . . . . .ok?, . . . . 
, . .lol . . 
. . .
. . checkin it out. . . 
. . but a quick, alluring smile, every so often, . . 
