I kinda put this up, the other day, . . . And then everybody got kinda distant, real quick, . . . so I deleted it, . .
But now I’m puttin it back up, . . Cause I have a real good joke, (related to this) coming on my next blog, . . . .ok?
So, I ended up getting to the restaurant, about ten minutes before closing time, . .
I Walk in, and there was the twins, but I didn’t know which was which, . . The place was almost empty, , . . . . . . .so Linsy picked the table, . . . next to the fireplace for me, . . .
Anyways, when they stood side by side facing me, . .it was kinda like a double take, . . . (Genetic twins are kinda Identical, almost, . (Only two little diffences, and I’m not allowed to mention, those).
I wanted to take a pic of them, . . . . but they were too shy, . . . and ran off, . .
Then the two of em start walkin past the table, back and forth to the kitchen. Both with the exact same smile, same black pants, same white shirt, same little black tie, . .(kinda cute)..
And each time one would walk past, . .I would start callin out names, and each time I got the right, name . . .I would get 2 points, from Linsy, . .
I let her recite the specials, and we talked about ordering Sole(fish) vs. Chicken Cordon bleu, and I said, ‘I still trust ya, go ahead and surprise me, . .I’m just happy not to be eating TV dinner‘s” , .
She picked the chicken for me, . . . .
(even though, I really, really wanted the Sole(fish),)
So I had to mention, kinda teasingly . .”I guess you’re the, . . Old Sister,” . . . .and “Courtney’s the young one, that took three minutes to come out“, . .
. .(kinda, poor Mom) . . .and Linsy says “ yeah, she was a real breech“, . quickly adding, . .“only kidding”
After serving the main entrée, Linsy asked “Do you need anything, else“? . . . and I said, “with this perfect meal, and with this perfect service, what more, . . could a man ask for”, . .she smiles, . .
and this time, she’s still callin me by name, but I kinda graduated up, . . from the shoulder taps, . .yeah this time, I get petted, . . . like a cat, . . , She kinda put’s her hand on the top of my shoulder then runs it down the side of my arm, . . . . (hard to explain, but kinda cool).
Then the last people, at the other table finishes dessert, and finally, . . they leave, . .
I kinda ask if I’m holdin em up/ they say “no, take your time, we have stuff , that still needs to be done”
So I thought for a moment, and I come up with, “I guess I’m startin to be able to tell you two apart”, . .
."yep, One of you has all the beauty and good looks, and the other one has the extreme intelligence”,.. .
.and they both turn to look at me and they say in unison, “Yeah, . .and You’re not gonna tell us, which is which, . . . . right?” .
So, I thought to myself, (I guess they must have had heard that one, . . Before, . .and a lot, )
I kinda look up, as Lynsy is puttering around, taking plates off tables and folding tablecloths and she asks , “Is everything ok?”
So I kinda slowly say, “Well with a fireplace, , . . . Great food like this, . . . . .and fantastic service , . .and two little Angels floating around“, . .
. "I guess",
. "I am Never, . . going to get, any closer to heaven, . . .
than this.”, ..
and I even hear, a guy sitting, at the bar, in the next room, . . . start to laugh, . . out loud . (i guess, he thought I had a good sense of humor too), ..
And I know 28 is kinda young, but these little ladies, had 4.0 GPA’s and are just finishing up college, with accounting majors, (kinda smart). . and I‘m not doing anything wrong,, . . . it’s just kinda fun to Joke with Live humans, . . Instead of a cold, hard, (silent), computer
Jokes aren't that much fun, if you can't hear people laughing,
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